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There are people who buy keyboards without the number pad? It's cringe enough I have to watch people try to type in numbers using the bar at the top of the letters at work, but those people have trouble double-clicking. They always look bewildered when they see how fast I can input stuff into...

You're planning on visiting austin? Let me help you out and say nope, don't do that. Also I typically ignore park rules in national parks. In the extremely unlikely event you do encounter a ranger that gives a fuck, just apologize and say you didn't know and leave. Yellowstone prolly has a lot...

Bitcoin is sitting in a precarious situation. It's reaching the intersection of military going "where the chips at?" and good-nicks realizing a bazillion computers running full crank wastes a lot of power and hurts the environment. The IRS has poked at it some, but a full-on government attack on...

So you're saying when I ate 3 lbs of candy as a kid the day after Halloween, I was just super-tasting?

Hadn't been to wendy's in a while so decided to stop buy and get something since one was calling my name. What the fuck happened to wendys? The sandwiches were so small I actually laughed at how stupid it was. Playing the shrinking game with food is the #1 way to make me run away. Wendy's has...

How the fuck not? I ate those as fast as I could shove them in my mouth.

If he didn't smash and grab and is now feeling the squeeze on his finances, he's the stupidest person on the planet.

Dragon goes house hunting is definitely the winner for me so far this season. It's super adorable and enjoyable.

If I broke both my legs to make a scene they better leave that shit in the movie.

I dunno how dijorno/freschetta stay in business as premium frozen pizzas, cause I agree that they are trash tier. I'd go for totinos before them. Putting totinos in the air toaster does something magical to the crust if you didn't know. I used to air fry one and fold it in half to eat like a...

@Lumi - let the battle commence.

When I go to thai places, I always order a 10 or "Please try to kill me with spice", and never gotten anything other than a nice burn at worst. I do that at a texmex place in the southwest, as someone who eats raw ghost peppers, I could regret it bigly.

First line is total nonsense. "Did you ever wonder what to do with those extra eggs, leftover from a holiday celebration?" Can someone translate this to english.

Tillamook is my go-to. Definitely a nice cheese.

You put egg on a pizza and not gravy and sausage with it? I'm questioning their life choices.

Delicious.

They were very nice, but then I microwaved them and ascended to the next level.

Are these new? Found them at the grocery store and they're about to get #metoo'd

FYI, Panda express orange chicken does not taste like actual orange chicken. It's closer to chicken candy.

Fucking wok seared steak and shrimp is back. Hells yea. With orange chicken @Lanx.

This season is really not impressing so far.

Holy shit that’s so bad.

Nikola's chief concrete layer hydrogen fuel cell engineer resigned. I'm sure they'll find a specialist PhD to replace him.

Are you hitting on me now?

I have a very physically intense job and we have plenty of fatties doing it. What sort of job could you have where you need to lose weight and not prep your muscles?

To me they are about the same, though I'll give a bonus point to QT cause they usually have chopped jalapenos to toss on top, but 7-11 is usually soooo much more convenient. Has anyone other than me tried QT donuts? WTF happened there. I have a high tolerance for bad junk food, but every time I...

Why would you stop eating at 3pm, are you a fucking gremlin or something.

It was 22.5b revenue and 17.5b operating expenses + a few other costs that put it about 4.5b profit margin for the whole company in 2019. Thought it was fair to look at that as a 'normal' year vs 2020.

If its 5b, that's more than the total income of the company in 2019. They basically wiped their profits out and perhaps then some in one day. There's gonna be a lot of investors squinting their eyes on why so much money was leveraged to a known investment low-life. A shake up was pretty much...

In the Hwang scandle, Credit suisse was asleep while the american banks dumped it and they are holding a big bag.

While looking to see if they lik-a-stix in bulk, I was reminded of two of their candies I absolutely love. Redhots (original) and atomic fireballs are some of my fave candies. In the mail.

White people have a long history of mob mental illness. Going with the mental health trends dates back to roman times. Sometimes it's fetish related, sometimes it's not. If you were born in the 1300s you'd have been dancing around in the street whipping yourself with the rest of the mob that all...

I knew a woman who’s boyfriend tried to convince her that getting anal sex from other guys wasn’t cheating. That relationship was pretty short.

Sometimes my guilty pleasure is going to 7-11 and getting some big bite hot dogs and asking for a fork. I then shuffle over to that cheese and chili machine and flood the boxes until my dog is basically a chili and cheese submarine.

It’s a choice that goes as deep as you want it. I dream about animals, think about animals, want to be an animal, yet at the same time I’m rational enough to know that’s retarded and limit my pretend time to when I’m being an internet creepo. Peoples ideas of their world shift over time, and...

I just ask for their best when I go to a hotdog joint, but no ketchup unless it’s one of the more savory types like Heinz simply no fructose. I hate overly sweet ketchup on meat. I’ll end up with a hotdog looking like a Mexican party platter at the closest hotdog stand. Fucking delicious.

Hot dog stand at the hardware store is fucking legit, fight me.

I agree completely that gender is a choice and you can make gay people straight and straight people gay through environmental pressures. I don’t give a shit about your poor grammar or inability to read the puns I dump on you. Not understanding why guys send dick pics out just makes you kinda...