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  1. Burns

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Clone Wars brought him back, and it was better done than any Star Wars movie since 1983...
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    Avengers: Endgame (2019)

    There's a man who leads a life of danger To everyone he meets he stays a stranger With every move he makes another chance he takes Odds are he won't live to see tomorrow U.S. agent man, U.S. Asian man They've given you a number and taken away your name I hope they make him Asian!
  3. Burns

    The Witcher

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    The Animated GIF Thread

  5. Burns

    Cats (2019)

    If I were to guess, I would say the director and producers were serious and had their head so far up their asses that they thought it was some great artistic vision. There are plays/musicals that appeal to a wide audience (Oklahoma, West Side Story, Le Mis, ect.) but Cats isn't one of them; so...
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

  7. Burns

    The Witcher

    I have been slowly rewatching, and noticed Yeniffer the rapist today: When Geralt meets Yeniffer for the first time with the orgy going, she waved her hands, released her spell, and all the people got up and stared at each other like "how did I get here" and "this is not my beautiful wife." It...
  8. Burns

    The Witcher

    I thought Yeniffer was decent enough to be passable, but the whole 'sorcerers get to use magic to improve their beauty' thing was my main issue with the Fringilla cast. I have thought about it more though, and I guess they dont have to select for beauty; just make the changes that they wish to...
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    If he had a knife or machete, and no one else was armed, he could have killed more than 2 people, so, yes? Even if security was armed in this exact scenario, the perp with a knife would have had ample opportunity to kill 1 person, and get a stab in on the second closest. If he wasn't dressed...
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    Cats (2019)

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    Cats (2019)

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    Cats (2019)

  13. Burns

    The Mandalorian

    Rebels is like Clone Wars, in the fact that the beginning is average, at best, but starts to pick up after season 1. When they announced The Mandalorian, and this thread started up, I decided to finally get around to watching Clone Wars (and then Rebels). I read that season 1 of CWs was the...
  14. Burns

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    How I picture all the people upvoting the uninteresting selfies that Bubbles and acid.fly like to post:
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    What's that? Round these parts, complaining that hard about negs is sposed to get even more negs, you say?
  16. Burns

    The Witcher

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    The Witcher

    No! He has no time for this project, as he needs to get back to work on Atlanta, damnit!
  18. Burns

    The Witcher

    Right, Samuel Jackson is a better Aragon, anyway, with Chris Rock as Frodo, and Terry Crews as Gimli.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

  20. Burns

    Best movie of the decade ?

    Not from this decade, that's a 2009 movie. I would vote for Blade Runner 2049 but it wouldn't even make my top 25 of all time.
  21. Burns

    Undone

    My memory is faded a bit, but I feel like the first episode was just bad, it tries to set up the characters but not much is really happened. I think episode 2 is when it picks up enough to be entertaining.
  22. Burns

    Total War: Warhammer

    Also, you have over a week to play a campaign or two in TW:WH 2, before the sale ends (Jan 2) and then, you can better decide if the 5 more races with a sandbox campaign might be worth it, for you. The races all have their own unique mechanics, research tree design, and play style.
  23. Burns

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Everyone needs to go easy on JJ Abrams, Disney practically enslaved him when they drugged him, made him sign an ironclad contract, and depostited 5+ million in his bank account. If he is too greedy to say no, he deserves all the shit he gets.
  24. Burns

    The Expanse

    It's nice that you dont necessarily need the books to understand many of those things, as well. Like the Mormons, they believe that the best, super duper Mormons get their own planets to populate (or some such) after they die (on earth), and they are stupid rich; so it's understandable and works...
  25. Burns

    The Witcher

    I liked the show and I thought it was as enjoyable as Legend of the Seeker. I am sure it helped that I have played all the games (a couple times, in the case of 1 & 2), but I'm not fanatical about the IP. The SJW diversity insertions didn't bother me too much, as I didn't have much emotional...
  26. Burns

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

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    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

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    The Witcher

    [Trigger warning: If discussing history in regards to a fantasy show bothers you, skip this post] This went a wee bit longer than I had planed, but I like history, so eh... It really depends on the time period and the compositions of the armies. This fantasy series is based on medieval Europe...
  29. Burns

    The Expanse

    I dont much care for Holden and dislike Nagata, but pretty much everyone else is great (most of the time). When I first saw the show, I thought it was over when Miller (Thomas Jane) got killed off in season 2, but things, instead, kept getting better.
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    Total War: Warhammer

    If they were going to do a bundle on the first 2 games, it probably wouldn't happen until, at a minimum, a release date gets set and the marketing department gets rolling on TW:WH 3. Which should (hopefully) be sometime next year. I think the last DLC for WH2 is set for Jan-Feb, so maybe a fall...
  31. Burns

    The Dragon Prince

    How else is your 6 year old going to know they need gender reassignment therapy?
  32. Burns

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

  33. Burns

    The Boys

    Auto updates are on, so everything should be current. It only happens if I slow down to try to read the little mini synopsis, but if I scroll fast enough, it will only hang up occasionally (usually when I hit one of their original series). I guess it could be a remote issue, it's overly...
  34. Burns

    The Video Thread

    Did they actually come out and say it was staged last year? It wouldn't surprise me, as you could run into some upset violent criminals doing this. At any rate, here is a video from a couple years ago, of a hit and run on an old man, in a crosswalk, and subsequent chase down by Santa Claus, on...
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    The Video Thread

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    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    How can anyone trust reviews from people deigned worthy of seeing the movie early? It's the same deal the big game companies give out for reviews, you like getting all the clicks and add revenue for fools reading your shit because you have early access? Then you better be nice, or else...
  37. Burns

    The Boys

    Netflix's autoplay preview (when scrolling through shows) hangs up and lags out my NVidia Shield. Whats that Netflix? I want to take 10 seconds to read the words you put on the screen for that show, nope, looks like I'm sitting here for 30 seconds waiting for the fucking trailer to load up and...
  38. Burns

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    From the way they made it sound at Blizcon, the leveling experience will be the same for every toon, regardless of faction. Everyone starts in zone 1 (probably Bastion), plays through that zone, with that faction's special ability. Then, you have the choice to move to zone 2 or... to zone 2...
  39. Burns

    American Gods

    It sounds like this show has had a lot of trouble at the top. Even after the original showrunners (Green and Fuller) were fired, after season 1, one of the new showrunners (Alexander) for season 2 was asked to stop working on the show (stay home but not fired). I wonder how this lines up with...
  40. Burns

    His Dark Materials

    Way back when, before I watched a lot of HBO, I always said that child parts should be played by dwarfs, but HBO seems to have a talent for finding decent children to fill their roles. At the very least, I cant recall any child actors being so bad, as to break immersion, from The Sopranos until now.