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  1. Tuco

    Help me vote

  2. Tuco

    Help me vote

    Oh snap #10 has 29.14% now. Where did that come from.
  3. Tuco

    Help me vote

    If any of the radio people track the reason for the mass votes to this thread, pm me or email me [email protected] I can give you posting rights to make this thread gold. That being said, I hope this ends up being a hilarious debauchery that results in the humiliation of radio personell...
  4. Tuco

    Help me vote

    Kilivek, lay off him, seriously. There"s nothing more beautiful than the love that Cerebrindal and Lafonda share. <object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/6Q7gm6XPXhc"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed...
  5. Tuco

    Help me vote

    I disagree. Rather than letting someone who deserves it more for having feet that make people accuse the wearer of being an alien, we"re helping someone who just has ugly feet. Given that the second place is at 10%, I"d say it"s pretty likely you"ll be winning this contest unless you get...
  6. Tuco

    Does Size Matter

    I have 59" penis. I get an inch for every 100 posts.
  7. Tuco

    Crazy Neighbor Need Advice

    if she ends up getting kicked out of the apartment, you had better have the balls to point her to this forum so we can continue this hilarity. Not neccesarily. I"ve seen variations as simple as To as complicated as motorized pushers/lifters to simply flexible/bouncy chairs that enable...
  8. Tuco

    Crazy Neighbor Need Advice

    It"s usually a chair that enables the users to engage in various positions of sex that beds would not make easy. I think the one that the neighbor is thinking of is one that vibrates the users.
  9. Tuco

    Crazy Neighbor Need Advice

    Haha, it looks like the president of men"s warehouse has access to James" account.
  10. Tuco

    Crazy Neighbor Need Advice

    Tell her that the reason she"s a failed author is because of her overuse of commas.
  11. Tuco

    Why all the nerd rage against Vanguard

    Most of reviews are almost always useless for MMOs because the game the reviewers play during their reviewing process is almost always different from what a member of this forum plays. They can tell us how the display looks, what the sound is like, and what the content is for the first bit of...
  12. Tuco

    Crazy Neighbor Need Advice

    lol
  13. Tuco

    Crazy Neighbor Need Advice

    I hope she finds this thread. Her looking for her symptoms on google may cause it to pop up, and hilarity will ensue. If you do see this thread, crazy lady, and can"t register to post, send me a pm and I can approve you!
  14. Tuco

    Crazy Neighbor Need Advice

    rofl
  15. Tuco

    Crazy Neighbor Need Advice

    Duct tape a vibrator to the ceiling beneath her.
  16. Tuco

    Reason hate pirates ninjas

    This is the first post in this thread I"ve read. Thought #1, "Yarggh, not again." Edit: Skimmed through this thread, surprised nobody noticed this: Son, "NO BITCH! THERE"S A American Inventor GOIN" AFTER YO PURSE!!!"
  17. Tuco

    Can Plane Take Off

    It won"t take off because the conveyor belt and wheel friction will match the jet"s power easily. In fact, the friction will be so great that when the jet tries to go forward, it will fly backwards.
  18. Tuco

    Can Plane Take Off

    Since I"m 0/1 in this thread, I answer meekly. Assuming the plane is going mach 1 in relation to you, and is not traveling directly toward you, wouldn"t it not give you a sonic boom until it passed you? (I don"t know how sonic booms work, I just figured it was the continual build up of...
  19. Tuco

    Can Plane Take Off

    I think it"s been deduced already, the plane will lift off because the conveyor belt will not be capable of stopping the plane. If you were to watch the plane, it would look very similar to how the plane would look if it were launching normally. If you were unable to see the conveyor belt...
  20. Tuco

    Can Plane Take Off

    So if one were to stand beside the conveyor belt, they could stand next to the plane, and the plane would not be moving, yet the wheels of the plane would be moving at a speed to have the plane take off? I think the answer is obvious, if you know the ideas of lift. It"s yes, if the plane...
  21. Tuco

    Morons Norrath 8a

    www.kazaa.com
  22. Tuco

    Morons Norrath 8a

    uber? Do you have a cable or DSL or highspeed connection? if so, I got the latest version of photoshop, paintshop pro off it.
  23. Tuco

    Morons Norrath 8a

    Sorry physics.
  24. Tuco

    Morons Norrath 8a

    Where"s that big Internet W champion picture? Dustin deserves this reward.
  25. Tuco

    Morons Norrath 8a

    I wanna get a room with you, you sexy druidess.
  26. Tuco

    Morons Norrath 8a

    .
  27. Tuco

    Morons Norrath 8a

    I bench 110 and I"m 170 lbs =( Of course, I can kick all of your asses, cause I"m a ninja. http://www.realultimatepower.net/
  28. Tuco

    Morons Norrath 8a

    At least his messages are easy to read... I dunno, post some naked pics of your girlfriend and I"ll revoke any previous flames towards you(even from searyx/uber)
  29. Tuco

    Morons Norrath 8a

    My real screen name is jimmyw404 oooh noos... wait I have a picture for that.
  30. Tuco

    Morons Norrath 8a

    Dustin, I"m not defending anyone. I am saying you"re getting annoying. And you didn"t buy your cars or automobiles? Frankly I"d be more proud of having a geo metro that I bought myself, than if my dad went out and bought me nicer car. So did you buy all your vehicles with your own...
  31. Tuco

    Morons Norrath 8a

    You say it like it"s a bad thing =(
  32. Tuco

    Morons Norrath 8a

    Dustin.
  33. Tuco

    Morons Norrath 8a

    There"s the girl I fucked last night. /nod
  34. Tuco

    Morons Norrath 8a

    Heh.
  35. Tuco

    Morons Norrath 8a

    Heh, I don"t have a girlfriend, does that mean I"m a loser? Well, when you get a little older maybe you"ll realize life isn"t about "having a girl". Until then, enjoy the blonde.
  36. Tuco

    Morons Norrath 8a

    rofl
  37. Tuco

    Morons Norrath 8a

    I dunno, I thought the girl in Dustin"s pics is pretty hot. She got any single friends or sisters? I"ll go to your house for that... Oh, <insert flame here> to be cool. btw, Mr. Williams, it isn"t smart to post your address on the FoH forums! If that is your address.
  38. Tuco

    Morons Norrath 8a

    Newbies can be taught how to play, Assholes will stay assholes all day. Did you ninja it or something? Because if you did you"re a total fucker.
  39. Tuco

    Morons Norrath 8a

    they show genetalia in PoP? sweet and the only good part of that pic was the red hat ... and searyx, like I read that whole blathering picture....
  40. Tuco

    what do you make

    Elephant cock is damn good dining... You think those "elephant ears" are made out of breading? hell no!