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I don't dispense condescending advice. I make tongue in cheek comments.

It is time for me to lay my tuconots down. Or hang them up. On my dick.

That explains the love-hate relationship.

I don't expect the vast majority of posters here to understand the points being made by people who are upset that a few loud personalities wanted to vacate this site and burn it to the ground immediately without even attempting to explore other avenues or salvage the history we have here first...

Oh look, another bottom feeder who can't write a post that doesn't have the term "SJW" in it and would probably go into an epileptic fit if he didn't mention "cis" or "privilege" at some point in his rambling. Enjoy the new forums, I'm sure it will be nothing but GamerGate drivel in every...

Another terribly boring episode. I have no idea where they are trying to go with this show and Turturro's character is all over the place. I don't get what they're trying to tell us about him? He's easily defeated? We met him at the end of his rope? Hopefully they answer that soon.

Yea but that story aligns perfectly with what Curt was saying. Pretty impressive that they withheld 1/3rd of the amount that was forecasted as necessary.

I forgot how much I hate new WoW expansions. They change so much shit every expansion and I have to log in and re-organize, redo and relearn so much shit on all of my characters that it's infuriating. I tried to log in today to get some of that shit done and lasted about 5 minutes on one...

Why didn't you just take all the meat and veggies out of the bun and eat it that way?

20 lbs in 11 days is not out of the ordinary at all considering his starting weight. A lot of people in this thread have had similar results their first 2 weeks, especially on ketogenic diets.

That chart makes me hate Americans

My dick has been in a lot of women's assholes. I'm not easily disgusted but that, my friend, is fucking disgusting. And a great way to get a mouth infection.

I lost 100 lbs in 10 months (size 44 waist to size 32 waist) and had no excess skin. I was 22 years old though so I was still young and supple. I always have to laugh when I hear people saying losing weight too fast is unhealthy. As if after all these years of being severely obese you're...

So it didn't save you any money, you just used it differently.

I need to get out of the habit of saying I'm single. My girlfriend wouldn't be happy with me if she heard that kind of talk.

I get the feeling some of you think I look in the mirror every morning and say "Gee, I wonder why I'm still single" as if I don't know exactly why I'm still single.

Never heard of Italian hot dog either.

Your wife still makes about half of what I do!!!

I was born and raised on Long Island and have never heard of an "Italian Hot Dog Sandwich". I don't think it's a Jersey thing either. I think it's an Astr0 thing.

You serious? That's pretty much why all my relationships ended. Letting them know I would want a pre-nup. That's what started all the financial arguments that led to the inevitable.

Do you want to lose weight or do you just want to bitch about how you don't own any 25 cent measuring cups?

You know how to search the internet for ways to min/max your wizard to the nth degree but you can't be bothered to search the internet for easy, tasty meals. That's his point. Cooking is really easy. You don't need years of experience, all you need is an internet connection and to know how to...

I wish. I've been looking forever.

What does any of this have to do with coffee?

Let's be very clear about this. I am nothing like Costanza. If the family "laws" in this country weren't so fucking outrageous and cause for such huge concern I would likely be married by now. Financial concerns are very literally the only reason I am still single. And it sadly has nothing to...

Well, in your example she would have to get herself pregnant, or take a supplement that made her lactate, then she would have to go to Africa and specifically look for Tetanus victims, and then regardless of age put their mouth on her tits as if that was going to cure their Tetanus somehow...

I feel like my example in your quote is way more of a reason to stay away than yours is. You crazy fuck! Also, who has tetanus in Africa? Do they even have metal in Africa yet?

Deli meat is also really fucking expensive. Does nobody look at the price/lb on that shit? The on sale "cheap" shit is still $6+ per pound (and it's garbage. Anything not Boar's Head is crap and that stuff is $10+ on sale). I can get delicious cuts of fresh beef or pork for way cheaper than that.

Nutritionist means nothing. We're all nutritionists as far as I'm concerned. Dietitian if you want someone who actually went to school and has any sort of accreditation.

Yea I made it to the episode where they were hiding all their family members in the barn. I honestly don't know how I made it that far considering shit like this happened way before that episode: "Hey stand up on top of the RV to get a bird's eye view so none of those Zombies can get a jump...

How does he keep getting money to make movies? I wish I had a weird name and was more foreign looking. I could be rich in Hollywood! Damn this beautiful Irish face!

If we're being honest TWD is an atrocity and you should be given an award, or at least some sort of certificate, for making it through almost 3 whole seasons.

Just say: "Listen, there is no way you're this mad over a TV show. So what's really bothering you? Talk to me" Just make sure to add the Talk to me bit at the end. It's worth a lot of points, and in any relationship, it's all about the points.

Squirters are the worst.

Ahh. Well nevermind then.

These guys never stopped doing these movie riffs and they definitely have not lost their touch. RiffTrax = The MST3K 'Mystery Science Theater 3000' stars today! Looking forward to this.

You guys thought that anorexic skeleton was hot?