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Bunch of goddamn nerds up in here.

She's sick of canning tomatoes!

I feel like Noodle is either lying about his heritage, or he's the worst Italian ever. What self respecting paizon calls it anything but pasta? He should be Pasta face. Or Joey Mozzarella Toes or something.

You have your coffee and I have my chicken parm.

My girlfriend cooked for me last night. She made chicken parm which she said was her specialty. She egg washed and breaded them but then just put them down in a pyrex baking dish, put sauce on top, then the cheese on top of that and threw it all into the oven. No frying the breast first and...

I have to remember to stop checking this thread until the season is over and I binge watch it. I keep clicking on it for no good reason since I'm waiting to watch it.

They take a long time to sell. Took me about 3 months to sell one of my thug shirts.

Jesus Christ who the fuck cares. It's a shit movie. Just don't go see it. There are a ton of movies that do the same shit with gender politics. On both sides. Just talk about how shit the movie is instead of pretending this is hurtful to men or some other pitiful, poor me bullshit. "They...

Oh, didn't realize they did that.

Tome of the Clear Mind can be bought from vendors for 50s each or less.

Skiing in a jungle, Riding a skateboard on the side of a bus, Riding a dirtbike on water. This is even more ridiculous than I thought was possible.

I thought the second episode was great. This show is obviously all about the dialogue.

21 Jumpstreet was completely pop culture. It was a great movie, but it was nothing like the original TV series, which wasn't a comedy at all.

I'm going to disagree because as great as the ghostbusters was it was subtle, nuanced humor. You had a bunch of great comedians playing it straight and Bill Murray taking the lead on the ridiculous. Audiences are used to in your face pop culture that's impossible to miss nowadays. A true...

Ghostbusters 2 was fantastic you heathen. "Johnny, where in the hell are you from anyway?" "The upper vest side?"

This fucking guy thinks Blizzard is going to put out 2 new Overwatch sequels within 10 years. Pffffft

Fuck.

Top tier typo

Well they also went on to say this: But I agree, everything has been linked to cancer. Everything. Well maybe not water, but that's coming soon!

So I'm going to guess that he lived in a suburb of Manhattan and she was staying in Manhattan proper. If she had stayed with him she would have either needed to cab/uber to a train station or ask him for a ride. And also would have needed him to let her back into his place etc and like she said...

Just more proof thateverythingcauses cancer.

Tracy Morgan still has one of my favorite delivery styles. He's very quiet, calm and smooth, and then he yells the punchline. "Ladies, if you haven't lost weight by June 21st... YOU'RE GONNA BE FAT ALL SUMMAH!"

The Cosby.

Who cares? Lindz is just in it for the free meals!

Who wants to join my new guild bros? Tinder is for suckers.

I don't see it.

That guy was not a fictitious character. That was actually NFL player Terrell Suggs.

Well I gave it a shot but it's not for me.

Well, they kind of did do that in a lot in the first season though.

The biggest gap in understanding here is the difference between getting married young and building a life together from the ground up, and being single well past having made your own mark on the world. I bought a house, paid off all my student loan debt, excelled at my job and kept moving...

How come I don't see any Magikarp/Gyarados?!

Well I guess you could read it that way... By the way I've never been silent about my expectations with any woman I've dated. They know exactly where I stand, often to their dismay.

You're making it sound sinister. It's just an expectation that because we're in a relationship that means we work together and do things for each other. It doesn't mean you just sit back and enjoy everything that's done for you and act like you're entitled to it because you're a woman and I'm a...

I'm just letting all my GR rot. I don't care about an extra ~5k gold at this point.

It's very admirable and I'm not even cutting her slack or "allowing it". It's not about that I'm dating her because I like her. I just know myself and my capacity to be supportive to such emotionally draining employment. It's not like I won't try though.

Especially when you have a 600 sq ft children's jail taking up most of the space.

Well the social work takes its toll on people. It's a thankless job and you get paid shit to do it. She already talks about how shitty her day is pretty much every day but I already expected that because I've dated social workers in the past. The rub is she was the valedictorian of her high...

Why do you think I'm dating her? You're not telling me anything I don't already know. In fact you're just agreeing with me!

The dream

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