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Eli Manning's pouty face makes life worth living. But this shell shocked look is almost as good.

What sins is vanessa supposedly committing? If you don't buy that she's a girl, then you agree with her choice to date girls. There's nothing specifically against getting surgeries or taking medicine unless you're in a whackadoo fundamentalist religion. Are there specific prohibitions against...

I think manager or management company is what you're looking for. But more importantly, WTF is your native language? You don't type like lenindoritos

Not sure I can even adequately describe this without drawing a picture. There's an intersection near me that's fucked up due to construction. It's a major surface street and a freeway. 4 lanes each way for the surface street and 2 lanes each direction for the service road (the freeway itself...

Gamma you seem to think I'm insulting you. Don't tell me you fuckers don't know the old running joke about how hard working Jamaicans are. If you don't, see if you can find the Jamaican skits from In Living Color. It's more than a joke though. The few Jamaicans I know in america all have...

Well first off, i was drinking last night, so I'm having trouble remembering exactly what was going through my head. I do remember that the theoretical part was because I'm married and will therefore never have to make the actual choice. I think it's an incremental acceptance thing. You've...

lol 2 jobs. Confirmed Jamaican.

Thanks to this thread i think that theoretically I'd let a tranny suck my dick. You're doing good work vanessa.

I like that you say you were between jobs when you had a job as a pizza delivery boy. Are you a fucking Jamaican?

Earlier I said to my wife "hey bay, I'm about to blow that bathroom up. Do you need to tinkle first?" And they say chivalry is dead.

I guess the implication is that refs make most of their money off of bribes?

The best thing I can say about it that it's a lot better than turkey bacon.

Now that I know of the existence of beef bacon, I can't help but wonder if all the shitty bacon I get in restraunts is beef bacon.

My phone just auto corrected tranny to granny and I threw up a little in my mouth. It's because I immediately thought of granny tranny porn. One day a tranny will live long enough to be a grandma and that may be a thing.

@Vanessa lol he thinks he's a true unicorn? That's the old school thinking. From what I've seen, there appears to be no difference in whether you'll hit the next car if you're a "super dave safety car length" behind them, or just far enough back to see wheels on pavement. The shitty thing is...

Do yourself a favor and talk to her maid of honor and make it clear she needs to be vigilant. Either a professional does the makeup, or there is no makeup. I had my sister on that duty. She said they talked about to and decided to go no makeup. She wound up doing it last minute in the bridal...

I've seen people teach that you should leave a car length in front of you when stopped. I think that was mainly for cases like what karma described. I was just taught to be able to see their wheels on the pavement. I stop a little further back than that though. I make sure I have enough room...

My wife almost never wears makeup other than lipstick. On our wedding day, she decided she needed to go all in on the makeup for some reason. It was all I could to to keep from facepalming when she walked out.

You got off better than me. I got hit in a parking lot one time and they called it 100% my fault because my truck was in reverse. Never mind that I hadn't moved yet. Nevermind that the cunt had an expired license. Never mind that the cunt hit me so hard that she knocked me into the next car...

How old were you? Cause I made that connection before I started reading this sentence.

Texans cheerleader coach resigns in face of lawsuits Anyone been following this story? Texans cheerleaders have some legit complaints about not being paid, I guess. But many of them are complaining about body shaming and are saying they were sexually harassed into their uniforms. Can't wait...

I'm with ya on gabby. At some point in the middle or towards the end of the run she suddenly got hot. I think it was after she had her baby (IRL). She must have worked her ass off to get back in shape and then they started letting her wear fewer clothes and kick some ass. But i disagree...

I just started reading the new thrawn book. Fucking amazing. I'm only a half dozen chapters in, so it might turn to shit later. But so far its everything I hoped for and nothing I feared it would be. It was a good move getting zahn to write the new canon origin story for thrawn.

There's always a certain number of people who want to push the envelope. Being gay isn't edgy enough these days. Also, crazy people latch on to things they hear about. I'm sure there's a name for that.

I was on the fence about you before, but I have officially decided I like you because you know the correct saying. Are tits 'private parts' in your state? And does the law really say "private parts" Holy shit, it might as well say "no no place"

The NFL 2018 thread - Prepare to be Disappointed.

When do we usually start the new thread?

Are you saying he is repressing the knowledge that his wife and brother are fucking and the dreams are his way of dealing with it?

Well, that's in court and she's super stressed. "Crazy eyes" don't count in situations where being stressed is expected. Or like, when she's looking up. Every courtroom I've been in has the judge sitting up high. I was wondering why she got off with no jail time. She looks pretty good...

The problem with the evil arguments against God is that they don't take into account that evil is subjective. That's why we have first world problems with solutions like banning straws. Real evil is probably something we cannot even imagine and God is protecting us from that. The world we...

Really? I'm always creepy? What was the last creepy thing I said?

I almost had a wet dream a couple weeks ago. A girl at a party tricked me into showing her my dick and tried to suck it. I shoved her to the ground and yelled IM MARRIED! then I woke up and was afraid to move because I was so close to popping. Like, WTF, I can't even get some strange in a...

So .... about those pictures. This thread is in screenshots, after all. There's a reason it's here. We need to see her before we can properly advise or commiserate.

The Bees scene from wickerman and the pancakes scene from cabin fever.

lol i hope a grizzly eats him. When is grizz season? We need to keep a watch on this guy.

Have you seen a doctor yet about your potentially fatal salt levels? I just got my results back from my annual physical. Salt levels were well below normal. It must be you.

Then use numbers instead of words.

I need to hear from deadspin before I predict the cowboys will go undefeated this year.