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I'm pretty sure vegans would taste better based on the fact that most of the tastiest animals are herbivores. Based on my limited experience eating the pussy of girls of different races, yes the meat would probably taste different. I think diet would probably make the biggest difference, but...

LOL "Let the record show that you just battered me. And you're usin .. AAAAAHHHHHHH AAAAGHHHH AH AH I'm not doing anything wrong. You know what, you guys are really overstepping your bounds right now. " He was able to speak too soon after riding the lightning. I think he's building up an...

@tyen I heard you were in jail. I assume @tyen_is_my_faggot_bitch was running the camera for you. Post the footage.

OK well that's from the abyss. So I'm not sure what you're asking.

Summa you muthafuckas sho do like to shower when you high.

Today it's simple shit. Someone brought breakfast tacos this morning and I wasn't feeling the traditional egg n whatever. But they had some that were just bean and cheese. I was like, WTF bean and cheese only? So I grabbed one and fuck it was good. I forgot how good a bean burrito was...

You don't know what you're talking about. I loved solo. I went to see it multiple times.

From an intelligent design perspective ... The bum hair is punishment. The more you sin the hairier your asscrack gets.

I missed this post before. Can't remember who you're talking about. That's what I figure. Just from a logistics standpoint you wouldn't be able to pick everyone out. But it wasn't completely left to chance. In addition to saving himself and tony, he probably purposely killed people like...

Dammit. Boba and OB1 were 2 of the stories I was most looking forward to seeing in a movie. Maybe I should take solace that this means they won't fuck up either of those characters.

You can't get one overnighted from amazon?

I hope there's incoming outrage from the resident's whose taxes pay for that rec center that there's $100k art laying around unprotected. Have they really built every last swimming pool and handball court possible?

This season's pam was almost as good as cocaine pam. She was a badass without the addiction. But I think most people hated cocaine pam so we're in the minority on that one.

Yeah you got me on the stool samples. Back when my malaria was flaring up every few months, I had 2 occasions where the doctor wanted one and I couldn't do it. It's not simple like a urine sample where you can just put the cup in the sink and arc it in.

The only thing wrong with this idea is that there's no way to film the entire thing for our enjoyment.

Man on the street interviews. If it's for your personal lulz, use a cardboard tube as a microphone. You can also shove a mic from rock band into the tube so if anyone calls you on it you can make them look foolish. Make outrageous signs pretending to be on their side. For maximum FOH...

This story delivered. You had me at "Somehow I ended up paying for the moving truck"

She gun be in prison for 100 years before she finally gives up the ghost.

I don't get your rustle. I assume you want the number smaller, but how small? Anything less than top 3 just wouldn't be right.

Most toilets are made in 3rd world countries where the workers shit in holes. I know at least one american made toilet is made in new jersey, soooo same answer for them.

Does all of this fall under the category of NLP, or just the stuff ossoi posted?

I guess you're saying they just had the medical history there and didn't need to ask me about it? I'll concede that because I wouldn't know if that's happening. I was about to get nose surgery at one time, then I lost my job. The new job was in a different state and the new doctor didn't...

Some people are too lazy to look at the first page and see the dick.

This is false. I've never been asked. Because if they did ask about it, the only thing they'd care about is if you're wearing your CPAP. I didn't think I'd be able to get to sleep with mine either. So when I got it, I sat on the couch with it and watched TV until I got used to it. I slept...

It wasn't left to chance. If it was, then Dr Strange wouldn't have been able to make the deal that saved stark, and there would have been a 50/50 chance that thanos killed himself.

The fuck? Listen, you stop commenting on the short, you clearly weren't watching. I think it sucked too, but at least I know that was the mom making the dumplings and dumpling was her kid. Throughout most of it I was hoping we were watching the lady descend into madness. That musta been...

Nope. I thought you might be an EMT, but wasn't sure on that either. Either way, my advice stands. Didn't he claim he didn't know it was a tranny till she whipped her dick out, and he went ahead and sucked it anyway.

I don't know how to answer. The only really cringy thing was that Dr krieger was a fucking bird instead of being in a lab creating killer mutant birds. It seemed like a short season though. They still had the same interaction and storytelling they've always had, it was just all in a different...

The season ender kind of redeemed it all for me. Now they can go back to the spying shit.

Stop and think about what you're saying. You think that trannies who have had the dickectomy done are dealing with people wanting to know how big their dick is? You're flailing bro. Spiraling out of control. Just open the door and come on out the closet.

I hope it said "Shia is dividing us"

Damn. Glad the suicide attempt(s) failed, bro.

I thought I was never going to get my wife trained to check pockets. I wish I could pass on some tips, but I don't remember how I did it. I think I just kept threatening to do my own laundry.

I need a reminder. Why are you looking for fat dudes dicks? And whatever your reason, have you tried blowing in their ear or tickling the balls? My guess is that it starts with pegging. You do that for a while and then you start thinking you'd like to try a real dick instead of a plastic...

we have already seen vanessa dick. Scroll back through the thread, I think it happened pretty early.

I'm not much of a trout fisherman, but I've been told the key is to make your lure look like whatever insect they are currently eating. The real pros will check the banks and figure out what's in season. The one time I went trout fishing, I'm pretty sure we used corn on a hook. The guide...

Not to sound cold, but you probably want someone healthy who will outlive you. Beyond that, the criteria is can you have fun with them for years to come.

When I was new I had a boss who kept promising customers the moon. I'd be in those meetings taking notes thinking "cool can't wait to learn how to do that". I'd go to his office after the meeting with my list and go " ok so how do we do this?". He'd say "I don't know I thought you could do it"...

Another guy had to do a job that I normally do. Now I'm out installing it and holy shit. I don't know how this thing passed the customer testing, much less internal testing. I do jobs just like this all the time, he just had to copy one of my previous projects. But he clearly didn't...

I don't know that "teachers are crazy" needed proving. The scientific study that needs to be done is whether the teaching leads to the crazy, or the crazy leads to the teaching.