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Had another sausage grande scrambler from TBell this morning. Still as dope as evah.

Noodle, smearing vasoline on your wife's butthole because she's got some butt issues and needs help... that's love. Carrying your wife through raids because you're so addicted to your video game habit that you're trying to force her to play just so she doesn't nag you about playing for 6 hours a...

Yo, a_skeleton_03 just made an HTML table to tell you what's up Phaz. You gonna let him do that to you?

Gonna be a series.

Listen bros... women aren't very good at anything. They also aren't very fun to hang out with, well unless they're naked that is.

Had a quesalupa tonight. It was pretty bad, the cheese inside the shell just makes the whole shell kind of rubbery instead of crunchy like it should be.

Found Nester's hot button!

Because some people are co-dependent and that works for them, and some people are independent and that works for them.

Yes I pay state income tax. I also pay property tax on my car.

I know right? That cigar box coulda been a perfect dice holder.

Well, my house appraised at $248k at my last refinance. My property taxes are $7k/yr at the moment. Houses a few towns over in a shitty area with high crime rate would have similar taxes on a $180k house. Even if you compare it based on % of property value the midwest is way, way cheaper than...

Whatever it is you're doing you'll get tired of it eventually.

The BizTalk orchestration engine runs on BPEL as well.

Haha. That sucks man.

I've always been the type of person who did that as well. Move on right away and cut off all communication. I didn't do that one time and it wrecked my life for pretty much an entire year while I tried to pretend we could be friends. I think it makes a huge difference about how you split up...

Last night's episode was terrible from top to bottom except for when he got pissed at the end.

Huh? No it's a very powerful messaging and B2B engine. It's middleware, but business people like to try to force me to use is as an ETL tool.

Yea that definitely looks like a green vegetable battered and fried. Pickle chips maybe?

All the metallica shit was atrocious.

There's a big difference in being a little sore but being functional and having DOMS. And the idiots in this thread claiming DOMS is a good indicator of a good workout are ridiculous. DOMS is a completely different level of "I can't even wash my goddamn hair today" of sore, yet people were...

So exactly what I just said.

Hrmmm....

Can't wait to watch the new Hawaii Five-O with the 4 new coldplay songs

You gotta get all 90 down if you want to join the elite.

That's a good woman.

Did you really just say that every parent is an asshole and these parents are the least assholish of the lot?

BizTalk isn't nearly as bad from a development and deployment standpoint as Sharepoint is. But it's just as bad or worse from a complete misunderstanding of the technology from business folks and there are a lot of things you definitely should not do in BizTalk but since you can they expect you...

Uhhh. Dude, you've told us you got a full ride to law school. That's pretty fucked up on the respectability scale.

You tell that story and then say she's top of the Eomer ex food chain. Well either her or a bitch who almost gave you chlamydia? Bro...

Don't be a rube Noodle.

There is a lot of money in BizTalk. A lot. But just know it's going to be very different than any other coding job you've ever had. And you'll probably hate it. It's a step up from Sharepoint, that's the best I can explain it.

I'm not really sure what you're asking me. Is this a messaging platform written in COBOL and you're wondering if it would be easy to migrate the logic to BizTalk? I'll answer you're question though. A day in the life of a BizTalk developer is either a dream or a nightmare. But mostly a...

So just a receipt from Burger King and 3 used ketchup packets with bill pay reminders scrawled in sharpie?

This one didn't have skinless either.

Well I asked about that and apparently they aren't a big seller at that BJ's so they only carry the organic ones.

I was using nyaa.eu for anything that isn't on crunchyroll but it seems to be down. Where do you guys get your anime?

"With 10 years of experience as an assistant shit scrubber I have the knowledge, expertise and experience required to engineer a cleaner tomorrow"

Well it wasn't really a bad ending if you ask me. There are 3 possible endings and the one I got was just the unhappy ending.

I went to BJ's yesterday to do my usual meat stock up and wanted to make coq au vin this weekend so was planning on getting some skin on legs and thighs. They didn't have any legs or thighs period... well they did, but only the "organic" brand which is $4.99/lb instead of the normal $1.89/lb for...

You sure it isn't all just mental?