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  1. TJT

    Awesome Games Done Quick 2016 - 2019

    Battleblock Theater and Rayman were good runs.
  2. TJT

    The Fast Food Thread

    I never had it no. Maybe it came around after my time in Iraq. I was there around 2006-2008. I highly doubt they pushed hard for smoking alternatives. Iraqi local cigs were $0.25 a pack and super light. Everyone smoked them all the time really.
  3. TJT

    The Fast Food Thread

    I ate far too many pop tarts in my Iraq days. Haven't touched them since or anything similar. One thing they never tell you about Iraq/Afghanistan. Despite it all you are supplied with a literally endless supply of a few things. Honey Buns (some generic industrial version), Pop Tarts (but only...
  4. TJT

    Awesome Games Done Quick 2016 - 2019

    That tranny had a shit voice and is a living eyesore.
  5. TJT

    Awesome Games Done Quick 2016 - 2019

    So compared to last year did they just handpick a bunch of trannies to plaster all over?
  6. TJT

    The Fast Food Thread

    I had fast Chinese food today from the local chain called Mama Fu's. While it was significantly spicier than most places. Which is good. The setup at the place pissed me off. It had like a counter I went up to order at. Looking similar to say, Chipotle, inside right? Only once I said I was...
  7. TJT

    Awesome Games Done Quick 2016 - 2019

    That fucking Tranny is awful. Terrible voice and we have to look at it. I don't even care about the otherwise cool speed run going on.
  8. TJT

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    I bought some 20 pack of assorted chokers off of Amazon and make her wear them. She doesn't mind and I get diamond hardons from it. Don't question it bro.
  9. TJT

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Haven't seen any of this at may Gold's Gym ever. But I also go at 0430 AM. Also good damn chokers are fucking hot. I've been making the girlfriend wear them lately. Never gave a single thought about chokers until they became popular recently... But god damn they trigger something primal in me.
  10. TJT

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    The hot sister is a famous Vietnamese actress also. Asians are all the same in Hollywood! Let's take some random hot Vietnamese actress and have her sister be the ugliest Taiwanese we can fucking find. Winning formula. All the hot asian actresses have crazy nose jobs anyway. That kind of...
  11. TJT

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    I mean that it takes the Jedi dedication to use the force effectively and in more advanced ways beyond some force outburst shit. I also refuse to rely on these supplemental materials to explain away a shit film. Even if I do like Star wars books. I ain't going to watch the Clones cartoon ever.
  12. TJT

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    Except when talking to Han Solo in TFA she thought Luke Skywalker and the Jedi stories were a fucking myth and the public at large had bascially no idea about the Jedi aspect of Return of the Jedi. Just that the Emperor got rekt. Oh the Force must exist? Maybe if I sit and think real hard like...
  13. TJT

    Favorite in game weapons

    Pretty much the same! I burned a lot of hours on CODII back in the day.
  14. TJT

    Favorite in game weapons

    Day of Defeat had it tuned a bit shittily. Because the Garand was actually superior they toned down the fire rate so it was useless and nobody used it unless the server roles forced you to. On the other side the German K98 in that game was essentially a one shot kill gun that I loved using. Day...
  15. TJT

    Favorite in game weapons

    Speaking of special rules servers @ZyyzYzzy. Did you ever play on a server where Call of Duty II had rifles only going on? Germans only had K98 and Allies only had Garands? Those servers really taught me just how superior he Garand must have been to the German rifle in WWII.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    So the McDonald's App Coupons are pretty sweet. I got 2 big macs and a quarter pounder with cheese for $3. *this included by old receipt thing too.
  17. TJT

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    While I could have worded it better this is splitting hairs to defend the Luke training vs the Rey training scenes in their respective films. Rey's trials were dogshit and unfulfilling and also not interesting. Rey needing to learn the Force to overcome Kylo is weaker and the entire construct is...
  18. TJT

    Monster Hunter: World

    I am there!
  19. TJT

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    Yah. Luke spent months training with a renowned Jedi Master with 700 years experience and centuries of teaching Jedi the ways of the Force. Still couldn't life his X-Wing out of the swamp. Rey spends the weekend at Luke's Island Spa Resort and then lifts an avalanche like its nothing. Got this...
  20. TJT

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    The Force is for the Noble Poors. Rich kids are no longer allowed to be force sensitive.
  21. TJT

    Monster Hunter: World

    Are Elder Dragons the hardest beasts?
  22. TJT

    Monster Hunter: World

    Kinda sad that there is basically nothing on the games radar for me this year other than Monster Hunter, Kingdom Come: Deliverance, and God of War.
  23. TJT

    Monster Hunter: World

    Just 3 more weeks boys. Getting pumped!
  24. TJT

    Super Mario Odyssey

    Lol. Going from, "calling it filler is retarded" to it being bad is subjective. Goalposts much?
  25. TJT

    Super Mario Odyssey

    This is some serious fanboyism going on bro. I like the game a lot. I just dislike that aspect of it and vastly prefer collecting to 100% as I go rather than beating the game to unlock.... more shit to collect in places where I already made every effort to get everything in them.
  26. TJT

    Super Mario Odyssey

    I am not sure why you are so fervent here @gshurik. You are cockblocked in Odyssey by the Moons simply not existing until you finish the game and hit those Moon Cubes. You don't require any additional skills to get them. You were never able to get them on the first pass. Requiring you to...
  27. TJT

    Divinity: Original Sin 2

    Team Fuckup has finally finished Act 1 on 4 play coop tactician mode. Whew lad. All of your are truly doing yourself a disservice in this game if you don't play it 4 man. I am telling you. Also. Seriously this game has fights that are so unbelievably unfair it's ridiculous. Like the AI will...
  28. TJT

    Super Mario Odyssey

    Yah. I love collectibles and exploring. But boy do I hate backtracking.
  29. TJT

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    It's even simpler than that. Nothing about the Star Wars story itself has ever been revolutionary, subverted genres or anything like that. Star Wars is fundamentally a formulaic monomyth/hero's journey of Luke Skywalker. It makes up for the formulaic nature of this with a few things. Cool...
  30. TJT

    Monster Hunter: World

    Shit dude. Do we have the same life? I am currently going through Yakuza 0.
  31. TJT

    The Fast Food Thread

    This is Texas not DC man. Cost of living or something. Still wickedly overpriced.
  32. TJT

    The Fast Food Thread

    So this is Austin's most popular hipster burger chain. My coworkers go here constantly... While tasty it is way overpriced like most hipster shit is. I managed to avoid going today. Home
  33. TJT

    Favorite in game weapons

    Bloodborne - Whirlgig Saw or Burial Blade. Day of Defeat 1.0 - K98. Call of Duty II - Garand Doom 2016 - Super Shotgun
  34. TJT

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    Well Rey is still boxed in by the Monomyth/Hero's Journey. Rian removing portions of it to be trendy don't make it good. It just makes it shitty and confusing. But hey. You broke a mold amirite? I would like to know what the writers were saying to Rian when he's putting all these ideas...
  35. TJT

    Xenoblade Chronicles 2

    DON'T FORGET ME!
  36. TJT

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    I'd regret nothing.
  37. TJT

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    I want to believe that she got ass fucked on camera the same day she went to her boyfriend's graduation from Basic Training right there.
  38. TJT

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    Going with a remnant of the Empire (The First Order) wasn't a bad idea. It was just executed terribly and makes no sense. Leia and Friends shouldn't be the fucking Rebellion though. After ROTJ they would have been... regular/irregular New Republic Military and representatives of the new fucking...
  39. TJT

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    Some reinterpretation of the Thrawn series would still be superior to this.
  40. TJT

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)

    Seriously. At this point it goes without saying. Why didn't they just take the Thrawn Trilogy? I hurd you like printing money and making coherent stories Disney!