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The $70,000 minimum wage is paying off for that Seattle company - MarketWatch

"Stupid bitch. Keep gagging for gint cocks. You're pussy is so lose. Slut"

Seems a little strange a CEO of a national chain would fly across country to handle a firing.

Just binge watched the first season of this. That's some damn good TV.

I prefer mashed potatoes to whipped potatoes, but I like chunks and bits of potato in the mixture instead of just potato puree.

Huni and Reignover played terrible the entire series. And that can't happen when you stick Rekkles on support style carries.

Depends on what you're into.

I wish they'd set up worlds where semis and finals are all in the same weekend.

It's coat hanger big

SKT games have been so boring to watch all tournament.

Not true, I'm a pretty normal dude. All the signs were there from the very first conversation she wasn't well-adjusted. I knew it and I went ahead to hopefully have some fun before the inevitable breakdown in communication. Nothing redpill about wanting to fuck a hot crazy broad even though you...

Nah I told her that would be our last date because she's full of crap and I'm not into it. But it wasn't a surprise something like this happened, I was expecting it, I just thought I'd get laid first.

Great success at T-Bell this morning. Ordered a grande scrambler but they gave me an AM Crunchwrap. So I got a free AM Crunchwrap outta the deal after going back before pulling away (good thing I checked)

She's not a size queen, she was shit testing me. The entirety of our interaction last night was an insincere game she was playing. "I'm a tiny person it was too big for me. Too big for my mouth, too big for my hands, and well...". She also said "Oh and he, oh wait, no I can't tell you that about...

You've answered your own question.

Making a man feel inferior to gain an advantage and gain the upper hand. It's a game. The kind of thing I have no patience for.

I got fucking bamboozled bros. It's been a while so I had forgotten that it's even a possibility. Guess it's a good thing to keep me honest. Hot and heavy all night and I got the "No I don't want to do this yet, we barely know each other, let's wait it'll make it better". After she told me...

Never dip the pen in the company ink.

So banks are adopting burrito chain business policy?

This looks amazing

Yes. Did you think I was continuing talking to her just for the lulz?

Belay your rudeness! Mist is a lady!

RIP Mist. "The heart could't handle true bliss"

Cute face, bikram yoga body. So, 7.5 from the neck up, tentative 9.5 from the neck down, will report back once I see her naked.

I should have re-linked the first two comments I made about what she had said and asked me during our first text conversations before we had met.

Can I get a breakdown too Cad?

"How do you like your eggs?" "Fertilized" She was giddy with excitement. And as for the Trump or Hillary, the answer was obviously #FeelTheBern

Went out with her last night. First question she asked me as soon as we sat at the bar was "Trump or Hillary?". Bold move. Then she made a comment about having a list of questions to ask me, I thought she was joking. Then she pulled out a piece of paper with hand written questions to ask me...

I was planning on going to Copenhagen and Stockholm next summer. Wanna bro out in Japan instead?

Ahh religious school systems. Repressing women into sexual excellence. Who doesn't love a good girl gone bad?

I'm starting to become very fond of Japan

Can't wait for noodle to get a macbook and then immediately come here to bitch that he has to buy all new peripherals because none of his standard PC stuff works with macs.

Murphy is superhuman right now.

I'm not sure what you mean by "return engagement". The harder I make her cum the more likely she is to want to fuck again. It's simple math. Women don't like timid men with no confidence. They love getting their butthole licked.

Wait, some of you guys are timid and shy until you've been dating for a while? I'll lick a butthole and tie a bitch up on the first date!

That or she watched a lot of tentacle porn and it fucked her up even more than Catholic school did.

I think it would be way crazier for her to wait to do all those things until like... the 1 year mark. Surprise! I'm a masochist and exhibitionist! Fooled you!

I like this theory. It's slightly manipulative and super sexy.

DickTrickle has a problem with him betraying her trust by telling us about it on the internet