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Hek's neighbors are white, dumbass. Also, in case I forgot to mention it in the first sentence, you're a dumbass.

i will accept that only if she resets back to a nude scene. Preferably some sort of nude yoga, but a shower or sex scene would be fine too.

So the guess is that Mike gives him a stroke?

More than just a few strokes, but that's all it needs to do. I'm sure my wife isn't the only woman who gets "finished off" when i cum and my dick swells inside her. The cock ring lets it swell and keeps it there while i keep pumping away. (because there's more force in the blood coming into...

Still the same person. Don't forget he knows super scientists and meta humans. Between them someone can change his skin color.

I use charmin basic at home. absolutely no problems with that. Also, how are dude wipes any better than cottonelle wipes? I use a cottonelle to put a spit shine on my ass when i'm home. When i'm on the road i just hold the shit until just before a shower.

How? The main purpose of the ring is to trap the blood so you don't go soft as quick after an orgasm. At least as far as I know. It's doing that, I'm just blowing my load quicker because of the vibration on my balls.

Toilet paper that begins to break down upon contact with anything wetter than a fart coupled with a toilet that acts like a poor man's bidet if you give a courtesy flush. Makes for a messy time. The toilet is literally rustling my jimmies but the TP is the worst part of it all.

That's quite a bar you set there. J49 posted a picture of a used condom that might be better than bvs

Emily Blunt? Yes, she told tom what was going on and when it would stop.

his secret identity got out, so he just had to change his name

That condom isn't even all that full. I can do that with 1 shot if i'm stoved up. Granted its a lot since he fucks the hookers nearly daily, but still with 16 loads, i expected more.

I had a friend who worked in one and he got commission. When someone was interested in it he pretended he had one himself so they didn't feel bad buying one. But for the toys, my wife is very sensitive so she was afraid of vibrators. We bought her a couple of dildos (the pool boy and the...

I was amazed d'brickashaw missed 1 offensive snap in those 10 years and that was a trick play with no oline at all. also, doesn't seem like he was drafted 10 years ago. fuck im old.

When a company firewall blocks eq2flames for being a gaming or pornography website but rerolled is clear. When it's labeled as porn it especially tickles me because there are no nude pics allowed there.

That's cool. Just sayin you should pobably get the tit pic ready to go in case you ever need to ask us a favor. You know since our approval is so important to her.

reference my post. if urbandictionary knows what the word means then all black people do too.

Not familiar with the vidjya game katarn was in, but if it makes you feel better, dark troopers are in the star wars commander game. It's a disney game, but I'm not sure it's considered canon.

Have we seen her tits yet?

Fear of being called a european is why I won't vacation there.

I looked it up, apparently we haven't seen Luna yet. The stuff from wiki is a little contradictory. She's either across the eastern sea or on the eastern sea. Across would be a problem, I don't see how clark wll cross the atlantic in a timely manner. "In my book, there's a map. Chart a...

Well, check urban dictionary. If it's on there, black people know what it means. Urban Dictionary: coonass Looks safe to use bro. I like the story of how it came to be. During WW2 some cajun soldiers were speaking creole (or whatever the fuck that language is called) and some...

What they said, but I wanna know why those documents won't be printed ever again. Wait, what year is it in the show? Was all that shit typed? Nevermind. The guy mike is watching, Tuco's uncle, is he supposed to be mexican or cuban? Cause he looks cuban.

I'm glad you guys pointed out the grounders are speaking some sort of pidgin english. It makes their dialog more fun. Can someone remind me who the fuck luna is? I remember the name but I'm drawing a blank on her otherwise. Also, have we ever seen clark's blood? Is there anyway they can...

Caught you before the edit.

They had a story? Yeah I couldn't remember the samurai's name, but I remember one of them said KASI ME HO NI HI AKU when he changed. Pretty sure that was the samurai when he went tornado mode. He had other phrases for other powers. Basically, he was a japanese wizzard more than a samurai...

Damn, I missed that. But, the chin is different. Archer has a cleft chin, that guy has a rounded one.

What does it mean that she went to cop? This was the first, what was second? Did you give her the dope back? Having read her journal, do you think this was a low point in her life having to cry and beg someone to let her suck their dick just to get her stolen property back? Or was it...

When I logged in today I had a PM. I was actually scared it was from lyrical. I thought, "fuck, I hope that's an infraction and not a dick pic."

It's probably more likely that one of the previous property owners paid for the fence and it wasn't actually either of them. Maybe even the developer who built both houses.

No one has asked for pics yet? What da fuck? Aliens have abducted a lot of posters. So, first off, post pics. Second, this sounds a lot like me and my wife. Biggest difference is that she understood and responded when I explained that a healthy relationship includes doing things together...

Lyrical is dying to share his pics.

Palum, next time the dog is in your yard, let him out into the neighborhood. Your choice on whether you call animal control. I'm assuming you want to contact the actual owner so you can say "Look, these renters are pieces of shit, and I don't want to get the legal teams involved" Right...

Turnover at my favorite restaurant. Gotta train a new crop of waiters. There were a few times when I walked in and my table was ready with the appetizers and meal already cooking because they saw my truck in the parking lot. With the new guys I had trouble remembering what I actually order...

I don't understand it fully, but the cowboys have a LB who retired to escape his last team then came back the next year. Maybe the team just has some sort of option. I'm sure the lions never released sanders,

Why? veggies are good.

The brooklyn 99 thread isn't active anymore, but did anyone notice the archer reference in it? The mob boss that put out the hit was Figgis. Didn't realize why the name was familiar till the second time I heard it.

Yeah like Pitch perfect. I didn't think I'd like that movie but I did. Never saw PP2, but I'm sure it was good too.

lol and we were weird for asking about your medical problem? Not that anyone is implying this, but you don't need to be able to suck your own dick to nut in your mouth. I've been laying flat on my back and hit my face and mouth before. did not taste though, ran to the bathroom and washed...

It's the melanin. White people think black people have a strong smell, black people think white people have a strong smell. Basically, you become nose blind to your own smell. Yeah, it's something like that. My buddy first pointed it out to me and he proved it to me in a strip club. Had a...