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  1. Hoss

    Sex, Masturbation, and burnt holes in yo dick Thread

    Ms Chokesondick had the right idea for kids that young. Ask him if he wants a great big ole bucket of aids. We may not like to talk about it, but for whatever reason blacks are getting that shit more than anyone else. Maybe if he sticks to fucking white girls he'll be safer. Is the 17 year...
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    Deadpool (2016)

    Gunna have to stop reading this thread for a while because of spoilers. But before those start, a question for those who have seen the movie. What movie does it most closely compare to in your opinion?
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    Arrow

    Other than maybe his wife?
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    NFL 2016 Offseason Thread - Fins' Quest to Defend Their Crown

    Maybe because of all the shit Cris Carter took last year for saying every posse needs a fall guy, he decided not to do it. Or maybe his designated fall guy was already in jail and the backup got cold feet.
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    NFL 2016 Offseason Thread - Fins' Quest to Defend Their Crown

    I assumed a high end night club .. a TRULY High end club that is, would provide off duty cops for you to beat up without fear of charges being filed. Sounds like he needs to up his game.
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    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    How did you get those offensive rankings? Is that where the offenses wound up at the end of the year? Doesn't it make sense that offenses who had to play the dominant raven's defense would wind up ranked lower than offenses who got to play the laxidasical tiddly winks of philly?
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    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016)

    Not exactly.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Looks like she was just colder in the first pic.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    The kill ratio is actually a lot better than I thought. They're saying only half get killed, I thought it was more like 90%.
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    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Does anyone have a gif of the bronco rubbing his dick in cam's face after a tackle? Can't remember who it was.
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    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Hindsight is 20/20, but we saw that cam wasn't able to do anything so the backup couldn't have done any worse. Sometimes the backup provides a little spark just because the defense hasn't been preparing for him, and a little spark might have been enough in this game.
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    NFL 2016 Offseason Thread - Fins' Quest to Defend Their Crown

    Well, we still have the pro bowl in a month ... Oh wait, shit. WTF is wrong with you NFL?
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    The Children's Thread

    fuck, I think I'm myspace friends with you.
  14. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Damn. If anyone was too big to dive I would think it was me. But I've talked to a half dozen instructors about taking classes over the last couple years and not one has said anything about that. Does this bitch look more like Jabba the Hutt than a human?
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    The 100

    So where did all the vehicles come from? Were they in previous seasons and I didn't notice? Can't figure out if they were sitting on the arc, if the mountain men had them and were not able to use them, or if they were laying around rotting on the ground and the arc people were smart enough to...
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    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Is there any chance peyton doesn't retire after this game? If it will take a win to get him to retire then I want the broncs to win. If it will take a loss then I want them to lose. Basically, I just can't stand to see peypey stand there in the pocket and deteriorate before my eyes.
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    Deadpool (2016)

    That could be funny, but fuck wasting 2 hours of my life to catch those few interesting minutes.
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    First World Problems

    Mine too and I don't even have heated seats. Cloth Seat Master Race checking in.
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    Deadpool (2016)

    Rob Liefeld is the guy who can't draw feet and doesn't know how a girl's body works, right?
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    First World Problems

    If I wrote "This card is stolen" on the back of mine, I'm pretty sure the card would expire and be replaced before it gave me trouble. I'm kind of tempted to do that. Maybe I'll take another one and write the N word. I bet that's noticed the first time I use it.
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    What age did you start selling crack

    I heard clinton-dix is about five inches long, has the circumference of a quarter and heads off at an angle.
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    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    I doubt it's fair to say the NFL is fucking SF. If that's what's happening it's because San Fran's super bowl bid committee set it up that way. BTW, who's stadium are they playing in? I thought it was the 49'ers stadium, but you're making ti sound like some place completely different.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Brown wings just means licking asshole, not eating shit. As the soygen gif is alluding to, it's the gays who eat da poo poo.
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    Tequila

    I haven't heard that. There is definitely some cheap tequila that's 100% blue agave, but they use younger plants. But this is from Wiki and I didn't know this. The blue agave plant has spiked leaves and a round, fleshy core (the pi?a). The leaves are chopped off and the core is cooked and...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You are now an outcast.
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    NFL 2015-2016 Season Thread

    Just watched Inside the NFL for the first time in forever. I never realized Boomer Esiason was the spitting image of Phillip Seymour Hoffman. The mockingjay people should have considered bringing him in for the reshoots.
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    What age did you start selling crack

    Dirk, didn't you notice his sig? That wasn't forced upon him by some mischievous mod.
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    Angie Tribeca

    My wife asked if it was done by the same people who did naked gun. I guess she hadn't realized how Steve and Nancy Carel's names were all over it. Anyway, I'm bummed that I missed the marathon. Now I have to watch it one at a time like the plebes. One question for anyone who did catch it...
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    Galavant

    I watched the first episode this season and I almost deleted the rest the other day. Soooo, I should save it and watch it some day?
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    Star Wars Novels (Keep your EU shit out of here!)

    Reading the novelization of The Force Awakens now and I ran into something that I think is a first for me. I ran across something that was explained better in the movie than in the book. This was when Poe and Finn were making their escape. In the book Poe was just flying around like a...
  31. Hoss

    What age did you start selling crack

    I only sold crack once and it was an accident so I don't know if it counts as 'starting' to sell crack. But if it does, 53.
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    NFL 2016 Offseason Thread - Fins' Quest to Defend Their Crown

    I missed the story. Who we talking about?
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You just needed to code it better. Did it say "WIFE GOES ON THE RAG TODAY" Try "Tell Mrs Wombat she's pretty"
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    It wasn't seinfeld? I don't recall if he called her bangmaid, but he definitely had one at one point. ??? You sure that's not the ghost of gravy? I think most of us assumed he looked something like this back when we thought he was black.
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I always have them withhold the max on taxes because I've always said the first time I have to physically write those blood suckers a check is going to be the year we have a shootout at the old hoss compound. I just sold a house that wasn't my primary residence so we'll see if I'm all talk.