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I wonder if that woman is using the lock, stock and two smoking barrels method of basically stealing money with those checks.

For whatever reason Honey Bunches of Oats with Almonds was my favorite cereal. I haven't had a bowl of cereal in probably 12 years.

That sounds like the exact opposite of a McCheese situation. You are going to be pooping so much.

None of those amenities matter if they do not match the neighborhood. If all comps in area are 15-20k lower then that's what you should offer (if you really want the place). People don't realize this but Granite is one of the cheapest counter top materials you can buy, it doesn't raise property...

Were you outside all day?

I don't see any hot teachers in this latest story. She's pretty meh actually, barely a 6.

Welp, that wasn't what I expected. When exactly did you start reading RP theory and why?

Well that sucks. But what's the story?

I imagine soda would actually help you eat more than drinking water would allow you to... because of all the sugar and insulin shock and such.

If you are bundled up well and your body isn't cold you can eat normally but if you are cold.... drastically cold for extended periods throughout the day your body will burn a shitload of calories just trying to keep itself warm.

It is pretty funny that he decided to go with Diet Coke, but I'm assuming that is purely because he prefers the taste of Diet Coke to "Full Fat Coke".

Well it doesn't say but I'd venture a guess that is the temperatures with wind chill. And I know a thing or two about really fucking cold places having spent 5 years in Potsdam NY. But I'll eat my words if you can prove it!!! Temps like that should have recorded proof in local papers at least.

Dude, it doesn't even get to -80 in fucking Antarctica. I'd believe -60F but -80F is completely unbelievable. EDIT: I was right about you being full of shit but I'm surprised it has actually gotten that cold in North America in Alaska and the Yukon Territory. U.S. state temperature...

It's very good from the human element perspective. It's fairly atrocious from the nutrition and healthy living perspective.

This guy watched "Fat, sick and nearly dead" one too many times.

If you really need to take a shit just drink a large cup of coffee and smoke a cigarette. Works every time.

I just picked up a spaghetti squash because I had to after reading this last page. I'm going to make a chicken "pasta" primavera tonight with roasted garlic, broccoli and red bell peppers along with this roasted spaghetti squash. Tossed in olive oil and then adding the sauteed chicken.

Your mistake was not putting any Taco Bell in the mix. Right bros?

Here's some more good stuff. Relatively unknown. I think they are no longer together though, never saw em live:

J Roddy is gaining a lot of momentum right now I'd say, I saw them at the Newport Folk Fest this past year and people were real into it. And usually that's a good starting point. Before Newport they had like 5k followers on Spotify, now they have like 17k. But they are probably the second best...

I have a ton of credit card points right now... might make a vacation to go see them in Portland or LA or both, and then see them again in NYC

So you think this thing is a Ferrari and our smartphones are '98 Accords? You are definitely the demographic for this device.

Realtors are mostly bored housewives who want a hobby to get them out of the house. Borzak how/where did you buy your properties because I believe (though not 100% certain) that in CT you have to have one in order to purchase. The claim being that realtors are professionals with the needed...

A step towards never needing a computer screen or any visual aid. It's basically siri/google voice recognition though I'm not sure why anyone would buy it when you can technically do the same thing with your phone.

That's some good old fashioned rice racism right there.

Boy and boy talk about jumping to conclusions. You have no idea what I'm even talking about.

Your wife seems a little too friendly dirk. I wasn't going to tell you until after I left but....

Are the tomatoes burgeoning from your girlfriends loins?

Bros... I just had an amazing fucking idea. I'm going to go on a tour of the greater continental US (and Canada, but only because of bisi) and I am going to live with a bro for a week and document it. FOR AN ENTIRE YEAR. And I'm gonna sell that shit to Netflix and pretend to share most of the...

Still being such a fuck up that you need to rent video games. Fuck my wine just spilled typing that out.

I've dated girls uglier than you for breakfast. Fool proof pick up line.

I had a wife once, it was terrible. Oh fuck, wrong thread. Shoulda bought a wife cooker.

It's not just you. You shuuuuush your mouth before you ruin it for the rest of us.

After about 27 wears anyway.

Why did you leave the bacon and cheese out of the slash extravaganza? And why is there an n dash between corned and beef? Take a break bro. Take a fuckin break.

I don't think that's the point LL was trying to convey.

No... you don't back down now. Put on Master Chef in the background and you've lost all Alpha dominance you Beta fuck. You pour yourself a glass of white wine and you rock that infinity scarf and you tell that bitch if she doesn't like it too fucking bad because it's cold. It's cold and you had...

You've been turned down a lot have you?

I'm not a meta expert but it seems to me since dragon no longer gives gold teams can't force dragon fights. That one fact alone lets teams that have gotten ahead force the hand of their opposition much earlier which typically results in severely lopsided games. Of course it's only the first...

So I've been toying around with the idea of credit card "flipping" to invest an exorbitant amount of other people's money into energy/oil stocks for my own personal gain. I'm pretty much Donald Trump right now.