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We all need healers sometimes.

Onoes don't worry bro. You'll never be my marriage and divorce whipping post. Well, not for a little while at least. Until my next failed relationship when I need to come here and lash out at someone.

I'd definitely be worried about her being aloof after one day. You should keep texting her asking her what's wrong and how you can fix it. Tell her you'll try to be a better man for her. That should work.

Best? Who knows. But as far as the best at conveying the feeling of the show. X-Files definitely wins.

That's why those stupid standing jumps are stupid.

I said the same thing when my cousin had his engagement party in July of 2013... for a wedding date of October 2015. Him and his fiancee have a lot of nerve having an engagement party and essentially asking for gifts for a wedding date over two years away. A lot can happen in two years.

What is his wife doing while he's doing that?

There is one plausible part of the story. Science has shown that Jenny and Carly are totally cheating whore names. Top 10... maybe even top 5 behind Danielle and Veronica probably.

Well... I suppose you're right but... come on now. Don't use your phone. Use a new email your SO doesn't know about. Why MUST you use a phone? But yes you guys are right. People are stupid and sex has a way of making us even dumber than we usually are.

Most people give their SO full access to their phone and then go ahead and still use it while cheating? Our education system is failing us... Tad was right. Bring back the slide rule!

Yeah I didn't realize quite how much meat it was. I'll just have to use it to seduce women. That should work right?

I bolded that part because she would have to be one supreme retard to use her phone, that her husband has access to, to correspond with her boy toy.

Yes, that story is very obviously fake. I made it exactly this far before I realized it was a sham: My wife (Jenny) and I have been married for 8 years. We met when we were 22 and we had both just graduated from university. It's been great so far, we haven't had a huge argument where we've...

Yeah I went back last night and tried the beef since I was sorely disappointed with the pork shoulder I screwed up somehow. That one was even less appetizing than the shredded chicken. I don't go to taco bell for BLT style stuff, so I'll leave that one alone.

I dun goofed bros. I cooked a 10 lb bone in boston butt yesterday. I figured 10 hours on low in a slow cooker would suffice, I was wrong. And while it was cooked through it wasn't in long enough for the connective tissue to break down and I couldn't pull it, and I made a mess of the meat trying...

Duchess is a fine, fine beer.

If they are inside your mouth they are most likely cankers which are not contagious and not herpes. If they are outside your mouth they are most likely cold sores which are contagious and are herpes.

Don't pay attention to anything Eidal says. He has a massive inferiority complex so it's really, really amusing listening to him make fun of other people's shame and inferiority complexes. Every single one of his posts is laden with trying to convince strangers on a message board of how...

This is one of two worthwhile breweries in CT. And they do pretty much nothing but sours. And they are good, and cheap (comparatively) OEC - "The Eccentric Brewers"

Sours are my favorite style. Too bad most domestic breweries suck at them and they are prohibitively expensive.

Had the shredded chicken crunchwrap slider last night. It was alright. Won't be getting it again.

Cold sores or canker sores? Because cold sores are an entirely different problem...

Go to Essex some time.

Welp, that explains it.

Hahaha, never change a_skeleton_03. By the way it's awesome to hear you're cancer free. Congrats.

Alright bros, so it's not cancer or anything but I'm wondering if this is a thing for anyone else. I don't drink heavily very often so I rarely get hangovers but when I do they are awful. That's not really news but there is this other, really strange thing that happens when I'm hungover... I get...

Fry up some chicken breast with salsa or fry up some chicken breast and dip it in the salsa. Can do the same thing with beef which you probably have plenty of because you're a rancher.

The internet doesn't believe you. Let's have a competition!!!!

I live in a very, very wealthy state. In fact I'm pretty sure the wealthy people in this state think they are the wealthiest people in the universe. So I guess it makes sense as being "par for the course". I live in Connecticut. It doesn't matter if it's true or not. That's just how they think...

Still getting a lot of out of state messages and even out of country messages. DC, Belfast, Florida. I guess I could be a sugar daddy if I really wanted to... to women with really low sugar daddy monetary standards. That chick from Belfast was a bad bitch though as the brothas say.

When I get drunk I ask my women if they want some Ginger Ale.

Yes, delirium tremens.

I live in Connecticut. But for some reason pork and chicken have been cheap lately. Beef is still expensive though.

I just bought a 16lb Boston Butt at $1.88/lb. Gotta cut this mother into quarters and feast for days/freeze the rest.

Can't say I blame her for being pissed. People who expect someone else to take care of them when they are perfectly capable of taking care of themselves really rustle my jimmies. He needs spousal support from a secretary. Tell him to get a fucking landscaping job or something. Deadbeat.

Who was it that posted that same exact recipe like 4 pages ago except using crescent rolls instead of garlic bread? I liked that recipe better. Also, get that hipster fresh tomato sauce out of here. 95% of the people who "make their own sauce" used canned tomatoes as the base anyway so saying...

Yoga is pretty awesome. You'll feel better than you've probably ever felt before when it's done. And the next day you're going to be sore as hell.

Great first couple of episodes. Favorite part so far? The cameo from Werner Herzog as the dude showing Andy and April that dicrepit house in episode 1.

What? This thread is split into two very distinct factions. Pro-Anal and Pro-Prude.

The best part of that whole rant was he browbeats Lejina for being RedPill while acting exactly like a fucking RedPiller and spouting all that "Women want the alpha, I'm the alpha bro, stop being so fat". And he doesn't even realize it.