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It's true. God invented them. From women's beans. That's why men have two beans and women have none.

They do. There is a gastropub near my house in CT that serves authentic poutine. And I know because I went to college 40 minutes south of Montreal.

Wow, these women were even dumb enough to record it? What does RP say about this? What did this 16 yo bring to the table as "alpha fucks"? Tattoos? A sweet backpack? Wait wait wait... was he black?

Indeed.

Yea that's pretty fucked up. But really there is only one thing to do. Realize she's a nutjob and move on with life. Easier said than done though.

I think the word you're looking for actually is "trade-off" in your case chaos. This is what I said: Doesn't sound like you have that. So it's a trade-off. The trade-off is you married a woman who didn't have a career, and it made economic sense for her to stay at home because her income wasn't...

Would you not be able to hire a lawyer that knows the system just as well?

Well if you both make a similar amount of money, and continue to make similar amounts of money throughout the marriage she shouldn't be able to take you to the cleaners. Alimony is pretty much out the window. Really, kids are where things get messy but if you have kids outside of marriage all...

That's one way to look at. What bothers me isn't the fact that lifestyle just wouldn't work for me, what bothers me is stay at home moms, for whatever reason, feel the need to constantly pat themselves on the back and act as though they are the most precious people on earth. A friend of mine's...

I don't know what ubi did, and I *think* his starting weight was higher and age may also play a factor but... I went from 280 to 180 in about 10 months when I was 20 years old and never had loose skin. I had stretch marks which have slowly gone away but never loose skin. I was lifting 6 days...

These female teachers always get caught the same exact way. The male student brags about it and the wrong person overhears it. Buncha jealous muh fuckas blowin shit up.

To switch it up, I present you all with this gem: Being a Stay-at-Home Parent is a Luxury - For Your Spouse

Yea, I did.

We've all already told you what to do. You just don't want to listen. You're expecting some kind of magic silver bullet that's going to fix everything for you. This marriage is not worth fixing. Walk away.

Let's be honest. For Hop heads there is no bad time of year for beer in the USA. IPA's are such a prevalent, mainstream style here you can always find good, hoppy beer. And most of them aren't seasonal releases. Whereas maltheads are screwed until fall/winter. And a large majority of the good...

I just quit smoking cigarettes. Everything is rustling my jimmies right about now. Been about a week.

1) She looked nothing like Pam from Archer. Even though her and her friends looked a little "high maintenance" she was fit and attractive. 2) He explicitly said she was shit in bed. Pam is a freak.

You have absolutely 0 understanding of what Cad was saying in that quote.

I don't see how it's an issue. They need to get divorced. It's an utter failure of a marriage. So since you're getting divorced anyway, just get the paternity test. I don't think she can legally refuse can she?

3 Sentence rule applies.

Not when you realize their jobs can literally mean life or death.

I hope you didn't take that picture off a public website that has all her other information (like her facebook page). These nerds are gonna reverse image lookup hax that shit, find out her facebook profile, then stir up drama. Why do you guys insist on posting pictures of the women you've...

Except, you aren't right, you child. Literally, you're a man child. The two of you just need to go your separate ways, and once you decide to do that you can both start to become better human beings not holding each other back. Also, get a paternity test.

You've got some things you need to work through Lendarios. Your wife sounds like an awful person to try to be in a relationship with. And so do you. Both of you need to grow up.

Ooof. Good luck in life Lendarios.

Nice work. Keep it up.

Heh, I don't. But you haven't painted a very good picture of your relationship.

Yea, but your relationship isn't an abyss of vitriol and seething hatred.

Then let them take their chances elsewhere. OKCupid has a section that says "On a typical friday night I'm..." and the answer I have always had in that section is "Playing video games, practicing for Saturday night or making out with you in an abandoned parking lot like high schoolers". Seemed...

Ever think that maybe she didn't want your brother and his girlfriend living close to you because she was fucking other dudes while you were gone and didn't want to have to go elsewhere?

This is a problem Xequ. If you are actually so ashamed of your hobbies you won't talk about them with women you either need to find new hobbies, or find different women. Some of you guys are starting to upset me. I feel bad for you and I hate pity. I think it's a useless human emotion. The...

Eh, he needs to get a paternity test. Good chance he actually really is being cuckolded based on previous stories and information.

Just started watching this because S1 is on Netflix. This show by all accounts is bad. Glaring plot holes, fairly annoying side stories and minor characters. Tons of cliches and tropes, treating the audience like we're stupid. But I like it. It's just fun to watch. It's mindless...

This isn't his first time in this thread. This has been a long time coming. Marriage should have ended before it even began from all accounts if we can believe what we've been told.

No, the two of them clearly need to get divorced if everything he is telling us is true. And while she is not stable or reasonable, he doesn't sound very reasonable either. That doesn't change the fact that his counselor is an idiot who gave him some of the worst advice I've ever heard.

You should find a counselor that isn't a moron. No really, your counselor is a moron who has absolutely no business offering counseling if that's the type of advice they dole out. Adults do not compromise by saying "Well you got this, so I get this, tough noogies if you don't like it"

Agraza is misguided and doesn't understand this "psychological research" he is speaking of. You on the other hand sound like a social invalid. Be yourself is quite easy to understand. You may act in slightly different manners depending on your surroundings and present company but you are...

I like the way you describe your marriage and your relationship with your wife. It's like watching toddlers fight over toys in a sandbox.

Jesus Christ dude. No. Just no. We don't all change to suit our situation. We might be more animated at a social gathering than we are at work but we are still ourselves in both scenarios. Using tact and knowing how to act appropriately isn't "changing ourselves"

You gotta be fucking stupid to think "be yourself" is nebulous.