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Nah. It's just that it hasn't happened to any of my friends. They are all successful, healthy, happy people.

Know what rustles my jimmies? When I HAVE to use the squat rack because every other bar is taken and I need to get my deadlift on. Well I guess I'm not in the squat rack, but I'm using the bar from the squat rack.

I think this is the way it is for most normal people who have actual, real friends. It isn't even a topic of discussion for myself and my friends. Sometimes we split the bill, sometimes someone picks it up, sometimes I pick it up and it is never even close to an issue. Of course I don't have any...

Yes but their salaries and bonuses more than make up for it. Onoes, your friends are losers. Find friends who aren't. Unless you just keep them around because you like feeling superior to people.

Here's a very simple answer Onoes. By thinking you can treat everyone because you're better off than they are you are immediately a condescending asshole. Just because you are "the most well off of anyone you know" doesn't mean everyone you know is a pity case. Allow people to be your friends...

That's not true. There are plenty of "sear in the rear" proponents out there. Personally I find it comes out better that way as well. And of course all the sous vide fuckers and that new school "don't defrost it, just cook it frozen" methodology.

About the golf thing Eomer mentioned... that's the one other thing I spend way too much money on. My dues are only $322/mo and there are no minimums at my club, but my bill is usually between 550 and 800/mo during golf season. But fuck it, I can afford it without living beyond my means and I...

I was thinking I'll just marry into money actually.

If you do a Caribbean cruise DO NOT use Carnival. Yes it is considered the most kid friendly but it was one of the worst experiences I've ever had and the customer service was abysmal. The first day of the cruise they had a show with a bit of welcome to your cruise type of information. They...

I need to start being a lot more reasonable with my money. I've done smart things in regard to purchases of necessity. My mortgage is less than 1/3rd of my total monthly income (it's about 1/4th). My car payment is reasonable. My utility bills are reasonable. I don't spend frivolously on gadgets...

What the fuck is a sprite box?

Albums that are only available digitally through iTunes. Why the fuck can't you put that shit on Amazon so I don't have to install the shitty iTunes software or jump through retarded hoops to buy your album? Guess what dingleberries, I woulda payed cold hard cash for your music but instead now...

Why the fuck are these moron landlords not doing rental history, credit and background checks? CT is heavily in favor of renters as well, but as a landlord I cover my ass by requiring an application fee of $50 which covers (exactly I might add so there are no repercussions) the cost of my...

Shit just got real...

But in the spirit of this thread, how often has raw denim gotten you laid?

Faith No More was never really a mainstream band. They had two songs that were played on the radio with any regularity and one of those was pre Mike Patton. It was a shame how under recognized they were at the time since Mike Patton is my own personal Jesus and Faith No More is one of my...

Did you guys all miss the part where he said his downstairs neighbor works for/at the apartment complex AND has a kid? They are having a noise complaint battle. He isn't gonna win this one no matter what he tries.

As far as I can tell she isn't a hipster, I'll ask her how she feels about raw denim but I've never seen her wearing it. She is kind of a hipster when it comes to coffee however.

Funny you mention that. There have been many, many forehead kisses. We were hanging out on my deck a few weeks ago listening to jazz, motown and blues and dancing and I also sang to her and since I have a pretty good singing voice I guess it's to be expected.

The trailer for this movie was downright bad. But the consensus here is it's worth watching?

I ate a Twix and kissed her.

Well it was right after I came on her back. So she was probably all "loved up" by my sexual prowess. She gets a pass.

Well I'm not referring to personal preference. I'm talking about understanding that while it might not be all that interesting to you, you can see the appeal in a general sense. Just like eating strange exotic dishes might not be something you're all that keen on, but you can see why it's...

Why don't you just find a new place? This obviously is not working out for you. I know moving sucks but it's better than dealing with a shitty neighbor who will constantly be battling you.

It didn't bother me at all. I'm falling in love with her too. But we met only 3.5 weeks ago. What she is feeling is not real, actual love, though it could very easily grow into that. I am not at all like the guys she has dated in the past. In fact I am probably the polar opposite. All the...

Well come on now. I'm sure you see the appeal of new pussy, it's just not something you're interested in pursuing because you're happy.

Yes, mostly in fact. The anal was completely sober.

But how do you think you arrive at married life?

Just replace the oysters with Lofthouse sugar cookies, the crab cakes with pizza bites and the swordfish with Five Guys and you'd think my day was better.

Interesting, I had a sculpin on draft last night. It was the first time I had ever had it and it was delicious.

Oh and one thing I forgot to mention. After our last alcohol fueled sex session she told me she was in love with me.

Hey, where's Himeo?

Tuesday Sep 2nd: Was Jersey girl's birthday. Met halfway, checked into a hotel, she went down on me and I came in her mouth, I went down on her and she came, then she asked for anal, which she received. Left the hotel to go down to the pier in the area we were in, sat at a dockside bar and had...

What you don't seem to understand is that most of us don't need to watch that video. We just understand that human beings, man or woman, are perfectly capable of being shitty human beings. We've just adjusted to be able to have normal relationships because we are also capable of understanding...

You're laying blame on women for your own personal shortcomings. Your "woe is me" fatalist attitude is pathetic.

This is the truth you needed red pill to open your eyes to? Before you read all this TRP nonsense you really thought women were unique innocent snowflakes? Christ almighty.

Antarius, you are basing your entire future on a bad experience with one woman in your past. Your biggest problem is not this one event of her making fun of you for wanting her to keep your child. It's that you didn't realize she was a terrible person until that one event opened your eyes...

Don't do a movie on the second date. Save that for 3rd or later, and do a movie at your place or hers. That way it can lead to petting and making out and most likely sex. Movies at a theater are just two strangers sitting next to each other not talking, not a good early on date. I personally...

Well I wasn't trying to say you're bad in bed or anything. Some women really do just take forever to get off, and I said those women drive me nuts. I would hate having sex with a woman who takes at least 20 minutes to orgasm. What I was saying was more for the other two guys who are pretending...

He posted that PUA was a scam and hated on it because he tried it and failed. Which was exactly my point.