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  1. Caliane

    Wonka (2023)

  2. Caliane

    Cities Skylines II

    yeah. these games don't really touch real world issues of demographics, drug use, graphitti, gangs, etc. *might touch on homelessness*, however, its all 100% going to be through the lens of perfect socialism. 100% top down, more police, more welfare, more buses, etc. partially due to...
  3. Caliane

    Baldur's Gate 3 by Larian Games

    owlbears are a monstrosity. most of the magical beasts are. druids can't transform into those. beasts, elementals, dragons.
  4. Caliane

    Roguelite Enemy Hell/Bullet Heaven/Survivor catch-all

    the vamp survivor thread hasn't been touched in a while, but this is active, so I'll share this here.
  5. Caliane

    Puss in Boots: The Last Wish (2022)

    this is now on Netflix.
  6. Caliane

    Baldur's Gate 3 by Larian Games

    I will also defend the bear fucking a bit... brothels are an incredibly common thing in crpgs. and yes, its quite common to have a joke option. usually you choosing the daring option, and jump cut to you in a room with a goat or some shit. the only difference being that is a joke, making fun...
  7. Caliane

    Sound of Freedom (2023)

    Mist seems to be awful defensive about this movie, and know a bit too much about Russian Child trafficking.. Pretty sure she's stated to have had a crush on Mila Kunis as well.. hrmm?
  8. Caliane

    Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part One (2023)

    imax Hateful Eight had an intermission.
  9. Caliane

    Mission: Impossible - Dead Reckoning Part One (2023)

    describe the movie you watched. was there animated people made out of ire and water? or an animated teenage kraken? did it have a mad goose wizard?
  10. Caliane

    Rate Movies You've Recently Watched.

    The portable door. cute fantasy adventure. Its on mgm+ free with prime video. 7/10. no complaints. very recommend for light family friendly adventure. similar to color of magic, dirk gently, stardust. Apparently had theatrical in Australia. direct to streaming on UK and US...
  11. Caliane

    Baldur's Gate 3 by Larian Games

    I have had disgaea 5 installed and for like a year, and keep forgetting to start it up. I installed chained echos on gamepass like last week. which was going to be my next game after this second playthrough of Wrath of the Righteous. Also have Vrising, I started up for that big update, but...
  12. Caliane

    Roguelite Enemy Hell/Bullet Heaven/Survivor catch-all

    oh boy. slay the spire launched a million clones as well. we might have a thread on that too? check the indie thread. I think monster train is one of the more successful. one of my favorites actually is radically different.
  13. Caliane

    The Witcher

    because the creators of Last of us were giant SJWS, who wanted to be making movies in the first place. so the SJWS who only hire via chronism and political virtue signaling, had no problem hiring the actual creators. Its like asking why so many failed webomics, or comics get optioned for...
  14. Caliane

    Fair MTX Models in free to play games

    lost ark I found broke me in terms of dailys/weeklies/battlepass. It's something I noticed before, but it was there I really just put it together and said, this is terrible design. they seem to do the opposite of what they were intended for. the idea of daily, etc is to incentive logging in...
  15. Caliane

    Snow White (2024)

    it'd be kindof hilarious if Dreamworks dropped a Live action, "the Road to El Dorado" And wonder if Disney will hit up Emperor's new groove.. which doesn't have a female protag or companion.
  16. Caliane

    Baldur's Gate 3 by Larian Games

    I kindof forgot about the illithid powers. that would be the secondary advancement, I was talking about in comparison to wrath of the right. clearly its not too deep, and probably one directional, and possibly is even lost when you cleanse yourself of the Illithid.
  17. Caliane

    Blue Beetle (2023)

    yeah, I would have welcomed this 10 years ago. But now, I know everyone involved is a giant racist, and this only exist because they are giant racists, not because they like Jaime.
  18. Caliane

    Wonka (2023)

    Little girl is fake Slugworth/mr. wilkinson. she was just wearing a lifelike mask/body suit to look like an adult white man.
  19. Caliane

    The Retirement Plan

    I mean, on one had Nick Cage.. on the other piss hands Perlman?
  20. Caliane

    Blue Beetle (2023)

    just looks so generic and forgettable.
  21. Caliane

    Baldur's Gate 3 by Larian Games

    "gamers are cum guzzling addict's" is fair, (look at d4 thread, everyone buying THIS and every other game for full price prerelease, gatcha games, raid:shadowlegends.) but also a different argument then what you were making in the first place.
  22. Caliane

    Wonka (2023)

    yeah it looks bad. Another element. remember the real world outside of the Factory was normal and dreary. no one knew what was beyond the gates. here, they have everyone singing and dancing and watching magic out in giant crowds..
  23. Caliane

    Baldur's Gate 3 by Larian Games

    yeah, Larian has a pattern. they've done it since OS. Kickstart/Early release chapter 1. polish the shit out of chpt1. release the game 1-2years after EA. chpt2-4 are buggy and unfinished. 1 more year of patching. "definitive edition" releases 1 year post release, which is a megapatch...
  24. Caliane

    Baldur's Gate 3 by Larian Games

    not really. as sure. I can't cut Amazon web services from my life. my job requires internet. you know what I don't require? bud light. or video games. I CAN choose to not buy from AB inbev. I can choose to not buy games from Tencent. not only are they luxuries in the first place. but, there...
  25. Caliane

    Baldur's Gate 3 by Larian Games

    well, BG WAS full of jokes and homages itself. tons of enemies were puns.. don't over estimate how "serious" BG 1 and 2 were.
  26. Caliane

    V Rising

    you can dismiss them yes. for servants yes job, and home zone matters. as well as quality. lots of towns for dunely, so worker there. 90%+ fish and scourgestone are annoying to get, so something you'll want servants gathering. you'll want fish to feed captives. it heals them. with...
  27. Caliane

    Baldur's Gate 3 by Larian Games

    is it woke degeneracy or larian silliness? Larian does love to be silly in their games. The overtly sexual chest back in Divinity 2... But as noted, genital sliders, pronouns, etc. once is a joke, 10 times is a pattern. you can also go look at the panels from hell, etc. The company has...
  28. Caliane

    Baldur's Gate 3 by Larian Games

    people who make woke games have their priorities in the wrong place. its like Christian games and movies. the priority is on evangelizing Jesus, not making a good game ore movie. so they all suck. this effects every level of production. Hires are prioritized based not on merit, but being part...
  29. Caliane

    Baldur's Gate 3 by Larian Games

    so the final companion count will be 10? evil vamp rogue. slug worm bomb in head. evil shar cleric. slug worm bomb in head. human wizard cn? bomb in his chest. slug worm bomb in head. cg gith fighter. slug worm bomb in head. human warlock slug worm bomb in head. tiefling barb. also a bomb...
  30. Caliane

    Baldur's Gate 3 by Larian Games

    amusingly. Baldurs gate. as far as I can tell, it was Baldurs gate that originated companion romancing.
  31. Caliane

    Baldur's Gate 3 by Larian Games

    man, I hate the weird sex/romance shit in crpgs. I just don't get it. who enjoys the weird fake stilted "romances" with npcs? so unnatural. also, so yes, druid obvious. but not a silly residual of an npc in shapeshift, while going into a cutscene. its scripted that way.
  32. Caliane

    Baldur's Gate 3 by Larian Games

    weird
  33. Caliane

    Baldur's Gate 3 by Larian Games

    women. I mean, I assume this is a "bug". druid shapeshifted into a bear, or polymorph. Pathfinder does this too. cutscenes while you are shapeshifted, or polymorphed can get silly. sex scene with a dog, or 30ft giantess via frightful presence, or a horse giving a rousing speech to the crusade.
  34. Caliane

    Superman & Lois

    its half true. Farmboy Clark is the real Clark. News reporter Clark IS a mask. So there is something to be said about Clark going too far, and news reporter Clark being his view on normal humans. or, its just him intentionally trying to be so small and unassuming, no one looks at him closely.
  35. Caliane

    Roguelite Enemy Hell/Bullet Heaven/Survivor catch-all

    got a new one. has a demo on steam. Pretty fantastic first impression. uses Hades system for powerups. dialogue. gods/goddesses. roguelite meta progress.
  36. Caliane

    Baldur's Gate 3 by Larian Games

    I love wrath.. but uh, I'd think that stipulation would disqualify. it does still have the crusade management. it does have lots of prebuffing. lots of talking. its a long campaign.
  37. Caliane

    Dune: Part Two (2023)

    bruh, the name of the planet is Iraq-us. he picked Vladimir Harkonnen because it sounded "soviet" the freman conduct a Jihad. The Atreides have a direct lineage from King Agamemnon, son of Atreus... spice is definitely not oil. he wasn't subtle.
  38. Caliane

    Baldur's Gate 3 by Larian Games

    can't compare directly, as the leveling system has changed. bg1 time had exp penalties for multiclass, and bonus levels for drow, etc. that kind of stuff. I don't think tabletop to crpg compares well either. as tablettop has tons of action that is rp, and noncombat. crpgs tend to focus way...
  39. Caliane

    The Netflix Thread

    yeah, Nimona was Noelle stevensons's "breakout" webcomic. Noelle at the time had not gone full lunatic, but the comic 100% had all the tells. Nimona is a pyschopath lulz so random "hero". https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nimona haha. Noelle transitioned? lol. of course she did. (female to...
  40. Caliane

    Games You Regret Spending Time On?

    Not many I would say I regret spending time on. as, if I didnt like the game, I'd just stop. WoW after the first year or so. Depressed and playing the game as a GM was more like a job then fun. Don't regret quiting that cold turkey at all. Lineage 2 gets a similar nod. met some friends...