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So had to take the Fam to Cracker Barrel (they have shit tier taste buds), the food was over all bland/dogshit. Highlight of the meal was a seasonal peach tea that was pretty banging. Then we're walking through the little shop they have and saw this abomination:

I've never had to wake up to pee, so either my body hydration is on point or my kidneys are dying and I don't know it yet!

Egg debate aside I've read newer studies that show that dietary cholesterol only makes about about 10% of your total levels and the rest depends on other factors including if you won or lost the genetic lottery.

This is god's way of saying "fucking brexit already..."

I have the kobalt electric mower and it's going on 3 years fwiw - Battery lasts for little over 1/4 acre depending on how high I let the grass get

But this is a thread about complaining, so I'm putting the train back on the tracks.

This ketchup derail is rustling my jimmies, take it to the fast food thread, I'm sure we've even went over it there a couple of times as well.

A rusty taco is when women wipe back to front

You just haven't had good oatmeal raisin cookies. I will totally fight you.

Just google if there's been any shootings at a popeyes lately, that'll give you your answer

Musta been a BOGO at banana republic and they had to be there first

*happy cunt

Sometimes when checking out at the supermarket they print out some coupons for shit you buy with your receipt. Today I'm looking at the print out and it's got a bunch of items but I don't see anything about sale/price reduction. Then I read the bottom "This is not a coupon". Then why the fucking...

I hear you can use american cheese like a mouth condom

Jeeze bro I was only joking when I told you to ditch your friends in the rustled jimmies thread

Make a copy of your time sheet and go to the department of labor - Or threaten to. Or both.

Just take up quality assurance https://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=12230958

From reading all your rustles, you need some new friends bro.

Upgraded to Cat 5 according to NHC https://www.nhc.noaa.gov/

Just closed on my house in NE Florida on Thursday. I'm still in Jersey but either way, great timing! Asshole hurricane better not fuck up my new crib

Don't make fun of someone because they're poor

What happened, the math nerds weren't happy that they couldn't confuse anyone so they decided to derail the thread that the finance nerds confuse everyone in?

His asian racism helps balance out the mario/sadris racism

Now give us your egg noodle and ketchup/butter recipe

But if we put american cheese on a butt plug, would @Noodleface stick it up his butt?

So then whats the point of adding alcohol to it!?

Fight me

Even Alton Brown disagrees. Seriously, don't knock it till you try it, either his version or with muenster https://altonbrown.com/grilled-grilled-cheese/

Yeah, shouldn't we have the pumpkin spice derail first? It's like stores bringing out the christmas shit before Halloween is even over

I make my grilled cheeses and melts with muenster over american. American gets too goopy on a grilled cheese while muenster gets nice and stringy and also still has some more texture to it even when melted.

Just skip the league mechanic and grind maps/currency until: A. Someone no lifes mechanic and figures out how to break it or B. GGG fixes horrible mechanic Also, latest blight SS

Yeah, I'll take some muenster over american any day, but it'll still do if there's nothing else.

American cheese is nothing more than cheddar blended with some emulsifiers so when it melts it keeps its consistency. If you try to melt pure cheddar it starts to separate and you'll get random oily inconsistent mess that'll half run off whatever you melt it on.

I added a couple tablespoons of flour and let it saute for about 45 minutes. But I like my sauce on the thicker side

What!? Only ONE turtle per DAY? Fuck this, I'm canceling my move to Florida.

Whipped eggs is the term I believe.

Is that the french non coconut macaron? I was about to ask why you were using flour in macaroons. Post the recipe!

You can sell orbs of transmute, armor scraps, and sharpening stones for wisdom scrolls.. Also, don't waste scrolls identifying magic items (blues), only rares

Zelda, Ocarina of time, when you grab the Master Sword for the first time and wake up as adult link. Witcher 3, the ending of the assault on Kaer Morhen. Shit is a punch in the gut.