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AAPL SPLIT $200 and TSLA split $500 by EOD Monday?

Now we ride to Valhalla.

I agree. But when it comes to the stupid stock this has been an incorrect statement 100% of the time so...just roll with it.

I am up almost ~17% since my purchase of it at ~$1920. I have been 100% wrong about it on every single decision I made. I still think the company has a nonsensical valuation. Nonetheless, it prints consistently. Even if it does so for no reason.

Jokes you on. I hold both!

Since this is a lol yolo fun investment for me I am not overly concerned. But I will be unbelievably shocked if the price doesn't continue to go up after the splits. This is the true effect of the Robinhood and investing with your thumbs generation.

I told you the Robinhood WSB devious plan all revolves around the idea that they can sell a stock at the current sucked price, keep the split difference and keep you holding the bag with a stock that returns to post-split price instantly and you're boned. Loss porn will be fantastic.

I'm all about that hot outfit and girls with giant mouths.

Well as long as I end up with my 15 shares and not the 3 I bought but a decrease in price by a factor of 5 I don't particularly care what the mechanism is.

From TD Ameritrade. So if you bought before the split you get the shares whatever, but if you bought pre-split you don't "get" the split you auto purchase through reconciliation the difference... Interesting.

Araysar's post above you, "If you buy AAPL or TSLA shares after the record dates but before Aug. 31, you will purchase shares at the presplit price. Following the split, you will receive the additional shares resulting from the stock split."

I was reading WSB discord last night for lulz and the plan for a lot of them seems to revolve around selling between record date and before split date. The idea is they are selling you 1 at the pre-split price, getting the difference in split shares and you get stuck holding the bag with your...

@Sanrith Descartes Please tell me if I am a retard with poor reading comprehension. I understand that holder of record get the split here but there are articles from CNN finance and Barrons both saying the exact opposite. If I am indeed a retard I'll take my ~$1000 bucks now...

This brawl angers me. So mnay decks seemingly designed to just waste your time.

Crazy seems to imply you ghosted her Sir.

God damn I love Hoyt Axton.

Blazin kept the Overstock loot for himself.

Aaand my $6k Tesla purchase yesterday is up 8.5%.

I got nothing for drops on Twitch.

Kingmaker's characters and overall story were objectively better than Pillars of Eternity. I really loved Kingmaker. The first time I opened it I was all, awww yeah. I was not disappointed. My only big gripe was the cool story element that was only open to you if you were super evil. But it was...

Loved 2, buying this just to support such quality. I'll get to it when I can.

Fuck yeah boys. My big buy into CRM at ~$140 average since March is paying off big today. That was one of my major purchases ($30k). I intend to hold long with it but it is nice to see.

No he's a prima donna faggot I knew in the Army. Zero technical skill of any kind. Not really sure what he does there.

My irrational monkey brain dislikes Palantir because the guy I know who works there is a prima Donna faggot.

I've always been a massive Batman fanboy. This looks good. But I also agree we need more corny superhero films. Aquaman was fantastic because it was ridiculous.

Not a single one pushing for Overstock. I demand retribution for this failure.

Witnessed in Oregon and spoken about in here. People who normally travel have spent their travel budget on road trips, RVs and other shit. Hence the explosion in sales of all of those things. People will get a taste for it and the ide of the Great America Road Trip or other domestic sight seeing...

Oh god I hate my life right now. If only I had time to pour over the market for 12+ hours a day.

I haven't been to a Sizzler since 2002 or something.

The only thing about my wife's level of crazy that pisses me off is that I have to absolutely force her to do shit sometimes when I absolutely shouldn't have to. I told her that being courteous, nice, patient and considerate does not work on your stupid ass when it comes to various things. I...

Yes, I remember faggots on Wallstreetbets talking about Overstock but not a single person in here dickrode that shit.

Yep if you could go back to March the ideal play would be to spend every single cent of Credit you could get on TSLA lol.

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/tesla-bear-says-stock-is-detached-from-reality-predicts-87-price-target-180905935.html I am known to make grave mistakes now and again!

Witnessing and learning about the absurdities of market pressure in the Robinhood yolo era sure is entertaining.

I'll buy 3 shares of TSLA today. May god have mercy on my soul.

That's the entirety of East Europe and their dumb gypsy superstitions sir.

All y'all some pussies. I'd ride that crazy train out. Wouldn't be the first time. Normally crazy will find something else to attach too if youre killing her vibe. Which is also easy to do by just not going along with whatever stupid shit she wants. However I've never had a crazy one come to my...

You ain't wrong. I guess I'll buy a few $2000 fucking shares of TSLA.

If I wanted chocolate covered MMs I'd of bought them. Cocoa Pebbles Almonds are superior.