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  1. TJT

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    GM's was just to project. So if you were assigned 1 project, that's where it all went. Unless you got all dinky and itemized for time you spent training or practicing this or that. Which nobody I ever knew did. I asked the HR girl about timesheets at the new job and she was a, "what? Oh no only...
  2. TJT

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Realized the new job doesn't keep timesheets if you're salaried. Amazing. I always thought having a timesheet system on top of a task management system (sometimes multiple of these for ticketing, Dev, etc) was a bit retarded.
  3. TJT

    The Spring 2019 Anime Thread

    I am really digging Demon Hunter. So glad the 2 year training shit was just that one episode lol. Nice work.
  4. TJT

    The Fast Food Thread

    Just wait until you level up into the art of Rat Fucking.
  5. TJT

    The Fast Food Thread

    Yet some morons won't try it because it's, "gas station food."
  6. TJT

    The Fast Food Thread

    I've eaten literally thousands of MRE's AMA. The two you had there are new menus to me. There was a southwest something IIRC. The only rule of my day (2005-2011) was to avoid the fucking omelette one. That thing was disgusting. People claim the Jambalaya was bad but they're a bunch of pussies...
  7. TJT

    Risk of Rain 2

    I do have all weekend this weekend.
  8. TJT

    Risk of Rain 2

    I said no such thing.
  9. TJT

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    To be fair there was one other new hire on the same day as me who was her actual employee and we all sit in the same space in the office. As I have no actual team to sit with.
  10. TJT

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Haven't been able to shitpost since I have actually really been enjoying this new job. I completed the public certification on their product today. My fourth day there and this is a new record for the company. The sales dudes are required to get this in the first two weeks and I just wanted to...
  11. TJT

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    If only Shadow Master was a job title. I create technical shortcuts with no oversight that the company is now completely dependent on and nobody other than me understands it. Also I didn't document shit so I'm indispensable now. Give me raises.
  12. TJT

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Also, I actually enjoy the... long commute to work I have now. I used to dick off and drive 5 minutes to the office and never deal with traffic. Which was awesome. But having to (in Austin, TX) force myself out the door at 6AM, hit the gym, drive to the train, enjoy 30 minutes of reading, then...
  13. TJT

    The Fast Food Thread

    This reeks of San Francisco.
  14. TJT

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    It was Stanke. My roommate at university was an asian dude with the last name of Stanke too. But he wasn't a bitch.
  15. TJT

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Just found out my new boss got married and took his wife's name. Not sure if I can respect the, "man" now.
  16. TJT

    Job Hunting

    I just started a Data Science position and I'm engineering their entire platform now. I couldn't be happier this is something I really really wanted to do. I was never a BI guy specifically, but I have done some reporting stuff. If you are focusing more on Front End reporting this is a BI...
  17. TJT

    GoT - Is Over, Post Your Drogon Sightings

    Haven't watched yet. Will tonight. But y'all need to read the War of the Roses. It's absurd how much grrm borrowed from one of the English civil wars. Robert Barratheon is literally King Edward IV. Fascinating stuff.
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    Hearthstone

    It must be. By themselves spiderbot and magnetic poison are fine. Why do you let huntr trigger the spiderbot deathrattle 5x times in the average game with oblivitron, fireworks technician, and nine lives? Priest has the only similar card with their new 5 drop and they only have a 9 Mana spell...
  19. TJT

    Hearthstone

    I really don't understand why they gave Hunter so many board control tools. Magnetic Poison bot and Spiderbot can just wreck people. That and the summer 5/5 rush Twinspell thing. Secondly, how can they admit that cheating out cards a la cubelock was bad while just shifting the cheat out shit to...
  20. TJT

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    If ONLY they had something like the Thrawn trilogy to draw on right? I mean, if you wanted mountains of Star Wars Bucks just make that a movie trilogy and let the cash come in man.
  21. TJT

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    I am a fighter pilot in an incredibly fast and versatile aircraft capable of both atmospheric and space flight. Let's rundown some bitch. Like outright run her over even though I have space lazers and this is one of the few individuals in the entire universe who could potentially win a 1v1 vs...
  22. TJT

    Hearthstone

    I've been getting some good mileage out of Handlock. Which was one of my favorite old school decks. Rafaam is a pretty fun card. I've only put together some priest stuff and warlock stuff so far. Will probably add some more to a paladin deck and control shaman actually looks okay right now too...
  23. TJT

    Job Hunting

    It sounds like you'd want to gear up your resume for a Business Intelligence kind of role? The big thing there will be to highlight your knowledge in the various platforms. Power BI or something. That is if I understand the direction you're wanting to go in correctly.
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    Hearthstone

    Easy, do a few quests, drink a beer, listen to some podcast or something and then stop playing. That's all I do. It's a good relax game that requires minimal attention. If there are any other ultra casual games out there I am all ears.
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    The Fast Food Thread

    Anyone who eats sweet pickles needs to be sent to the Gulag.
  26. TJT

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I had a coworker like that. I didn't get it. This guy is in his 50's and has been a developer forever. He has a huge interest in the stock market and back in his 20's/30's made a ton of custom tools for it for himself. That aside he made a TON of money. Enough that he never had to work again and...
  27. TJT

    The Spring 2019 Anime Thread

    Hulu actually has more anime content than Crunchyroll now. Spotify + Hulu is $13
  28. TJT

    Hearthstone

    Pretty much the only reason I play this game is because its the only ultra casual game I really like. Just do quests and drink a beer or two... never spend money though because fuck that. The name of this meta is just absolutely insane snowball tempo/midrange as far as I can tell. Which is again...
  29. TJT

    Energy Drink Thread

    I keep saying. To get the full Wild Tiger or RipIt experience you need to drink them scorching hot after being left out in the sun all day. I drank half a wild tiger and outright puked my guts out. Then I felt dizzy for a while. Too stronk for me.
  30. TJT

    Hearthstone

    I don't think I am going to like this meta. This entire expansion seems to revolve around the ability to pull wild shit out of your ass via RNG and win because of it. Really not trying to bitch but this is extremely consistent or I am just super unlucky.
  31. TJT

    Hearthstone

    Only played a bit. Made bomb warrior and some paladin decks fucking around. Now I may be crazy. But classes can do an insane amount of shit per turn now compared to previous expansions.... It is really annoying.
  32. TJT

    Hearthstone

    40 packs... 2 legendaries. Pretty dumb, seems they fucked the algorithms again.
  33. TJT

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yeah but he wants to get paid. Mathematically derived index funds don't care about being paid. Or rather, they do to fractions of a percent rather than 1%+ in fees on your returns.
  34. TJT

    Energy Drink Thread

    No, that is bullshit. They were imported from USA. The real fucked up Mega Juice drinks were the Wild Tigers I told you about. Which were produced in Jordan.
  35. TJT

    Job Hunting

    Make no mistake. I am not shitting on QA, my first job was on a QA team where I ended up being the automation guy because I really disliked just doing functional stuff. The real sharp QA guys are solid gold and can find all kinds of issues devs missed AND provide solutions. But I did get...
  36. TJT

    Job Hunting

    Don't you mean jai alai? @Foler Yeah I noticed that too. QA moved from being QA to being Quality Engineers to being Integration Engineers... In my experience QA seems to be mostly the manual functional types. But QE/IE has a wide range of technical skill or not lol. The most annoying thing...
  37. TJT

    Job Hunting

    GM made you pay for coffee lol. That job I quit had snacks everywhere and free fizzy water/soda/coffee. The job I start next week had a big fridge of whatever.
  38. TJT

    Job Hunting

    Ping Pong tables are all over now. GM had them too. I don't play at work but its a good way to just relax a little when you are bashing your head against the wall as to why your fucking code won't work.
  39. TJT

    Job Hunting

    Yeah but some companies stay private and don't even do IPOs... albeit they are in the minority I suppose. This company I am starting at has been around since 2008. But like I said, their product fits a very strong need and saves a great deal of time in the infrastructure/performance monitoring...
  40. TJT

    Job Hunting

    I don't know where the line between startup and not startup ends/begins.