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  1. TheBeagle

    ReRolled Asshat of the year, round 2 VOTING

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  2. TheBeagle

    Full Round 1b voting for AssHat of the Year in here!

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  3. TheBeagle

    ReRolled AssHat of the year, round 1 VOTING

    xeldar then
  4. TheBeagle

    ReRolled AssHat of the year, round 1 VOTING

    Lumie, Lazer, Tummy; the other one I don't know Xeldar and think Screamfeeder is not an asshat
  5. TheBeagle

    Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey

    Just remember that only about 2% of your genome actually codes for proteins. The other 98% is non-coding and is still not completely understood. And you also have to keep in mind that every organism on Earth has a genome that is 3.5 billion years old, the difference being in how and how much...
  6. TheBeagle

    Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey

    Fun fact about the Planarians he was talking about (swimming flatworm with the eyespots): You can chop em up and every piece will regenerate into a new, complete, fully formed organism, up to i think about 79 different pieces. We did a lab in Genetics with them and I cut one's "head" in half...
  7. TheBeagle

    Nominations for ReRolled AssHat of the Year!

    A Jay Cutler wearing an asshat avatar would definitely secure my vote.
  8. TheBeagle

    Motherland Rises: Putin's Grip

    But will Obummer actually follow through with executive orders that will have meaningful impact or will this be another "red line" moment? I'm betting they will do a few superficial things to make it look like they did something, maybe a few oligarchs lose a few billion, but in the end, it will...
  9. TheBeagle

    Motherland Rises: Putin's Grip

    The SEC does have power to wield, the problem was always getting them to actually use it. If you don't think the combined efforts of all the West's financial arms bearing down on Russia has the potential to fuck their economy then you need to lay off the potato vodka comrade. The question is...
  10. TheBeagle

    Motherland Rises: Putin's Grip

    I've never been under the illusion that those were fair, above the board elections.
  11. TheBeagle

    Motherland Rises: Putin's Grip

    He's got ya there.
  12. TheBeagle

    Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey

    Ya but didn't just about everyone "tried" by the Inquisition go through some sort of agonizing torture? I thought that was pretty standard when questioning a 'suspect' back then.
  13. TheBeagle

    Cosmos: A Spacetime Odyssey

    It looks like the next episode is almost entirely devoted to evolution and natural selection. How are those fucking hillbillies going to censor that short of going black for an hour?
  14. TheBeagle

    True Detective

    That's just a normal Saturday night out where I come from.
  15. TheBeagle

    True Detective

    So I met a really cute girl at the bar last night and she had black stars tattooed over her shoulder. Does that mean she was gang raped as a child and or have daddy issues? I'm so confused.
  16. TheBeagle

    True Detective

    Cthulu telepathically guided him through Carcosa. Please try to keep up.
  17. TheBeagle

    Sean complaint box

    I don't even see how that could be gay. Who here among us hasn't banged a hot girl in the ass while giving her a reach around? Those aren't balls.
  18. TheBeagle

    True Detective

    It's true. Series is over, every retarded half-assed theory it could come up with was totally off base, still continues to throw shit at the wall.
  19. TheBeagle

    Sean complaint box

    It was just a huge clit, no worries.
  20. TheBeagle

    Preacher

    Then why would they bother? It's not like they need the money, fame, recognition, or work. Rogan and Goldberg are about as bankable as it gets in Hollywood if you are making a racy comedy.
  21. TheBeagle

    True Detective

    You really get me. Maybe one day we can go up on a mountain together for a summer and herd sheep.
  22. TheBeagle

    True Detective

    Surely there can be a middle ground where people can feel a bit let down with the finale while also not having participated in the wild theory crafting. I mean seriously, it's easy to say now the series was just "Brokeback Bayou" - a tale of man love, betrayal, redemption, and child rape. But...
  23. TheBeagle

    Preacher

    Seth and Jonah aren't exactly a couple guys who would let themselves be censored or held back to take one for the team. If anyone could push the boundaries of television outside of HBO/Showtime it would be those two.
  24. TheBeagle

    True Detective

    Ya I almost thought it was done in front of a green screen until the shot of his face when he was kneeling down beside Rust. Weirdly lit I guess.
  25. TheBeagle

    True Detective

    I thought it was great and appreciated how the ending was straight forward and twist-free, but in the back of my head throughout the final episode I had a hard time accepting that lawnmower man and his retarded half sister were the epicenter of a conspiracy of child-rapists that reached all the...
  26. TheBeagle

    True Detective

    He was imitating James Mason who was on his television at the time in North by Northwest.
  27. TheBeagle

    True Detective

    Ya I'm with Astro on this one, this is the one show I could give a fuck about spoilers. Keep that shit to yourself, no one cares.
  28. TheBeagle

    House of Cards

    Ya pretty much this. But Frank's personality seems to dictate that the best defense is a good offense, so it will be interesting to see how that plays out with him as the leader of the free world. I don't know why people got their panties so twisted about the threesome scene. It was what...
  29. TheBeagle

    True Detective

    This.
  30. TheBeagle

    True Detective

    If you are old, white, rich, and hate goth kids then you fit the profile to be in a child raping cult. It is known.
  31. TheBeagle

    True Detective

    Why are you so fixated on the father in law? There's nothing to tie up with him. He was in one two minute scene and there was no allusion in that scene that he was anything other than an old rich asshole. Nothing else. It's not like they found an antler mask in his closet or something. I...
  32. TheBeagle

    True Detective

    Seven episodes in, one left and True Detective has been absolutely flawless. I'm so glad it hasn't turned into some Lost-type shitshow full of blind alleys that go nowhere and mystical bullshit that's never explained. It seems like any mysticism is strictly in the heads of those twisted fucks...
  33. TheBeagle

    True Detective

    We'll soon find out! Can't wait for tonight's episode.
  34. TheBeagle

    True Detective

    He has a swastika made from an octopus tatooed above his heart. Surely there is some deep, hidden meaning in that.
  35. TheBeagle

    True Detective

    You don't have to get raped by your dad to be a pissy teenager. There's no way Hart diddled his own kids, that's grasping at some serious straws.
  36. TheBeagle

    True Detective

    Hah hah!
  37. TheBeagle

    Wizardhawk's memorial thread (a cautionary tale of dental care and garlic)

    I bet that's banned in Russia.
  38. TheBeagle

    True Detective

    Dat ass. My kingdom for dat ass.
  39. TheBeagle

    True Detective

    Six episodes in with two to go and there is zero evidence that the show is leading us down some convoluted, retarded, rabbit hole. This isn't Lost. Stop it.
  40. TheBeagle

    True Detective

    Ya I'm sure the guy who was fucking responsible for busting and killing the two dudes that were supplying the drugs to the biker gang as well as kidnapping and torturing the kids for the cult went undercover with either of those two groups as soon as he quit the job. After his face was plastered...