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what the fuck? You have to rent a karaoke room? I thought the whole point of it was to inflict your godawful singing voice on a bunch of strangers. That must be a san fran thing. I've never even heard of paying for karaoke around here other than maybe a cover charge or drink minimum.

What I would do is I would start trying random things. Ramp it up until she shows you her limits. Watch porn and do whatever they do. Butt stuff. Nipple clamps. Another woman. Electricity. Wait, electricity might be dangerous so don't do that unless you're willing to learn about it...

Did you sniff her pussy?

I thought the difference was that they're analog while all the current things are digital. Some people claim that no matter how high the bitrate they can hear the digitization. So Vinyl or casset are the only options and vinyl lasts longer. For me a bitrate of 8 is probably fine for music.

Yes I do fuck ass on occasion. Was that supposed to be a dig? Would you like a do-over?

You only say that because you want to eat his ass. Do you just assume anyone who turns you on has fucked a dog?

I've never had trouble shaking loose particles from a spoon evenly across my food. Maybe just practice.

The company pays for it so the other crew has a right to it too. I just have to keep ordering it. And I'm not here so unless I lock it up or take it home there's no way to stop them.

2 rustles. #1 since I started losing weight I'm way more sensitive to jalapenos. Sucks because I really like how they taste. This might be a case of 'correlation does not equal causation', all I know is that my asshole is currently on fire because of this. #2 people who use something up...

I got hit bad when I was a kid by something that nested in the ground. I was mowing and apparently the noise from the engine pissed them off. I took off running for the house swatting at them. Me and my dog sat there and battled the ones that had followed. We didn't even try to count the...

I would put some away and forget about it for a year or so and see what it was like. I've tried to cure store bought soap and it makes no difference. I don't know why.

I haven't seen the movie, but is it kinda like choosing the pope? God chooses the pope but there is a vote amongst the cardinals to make sure they all agree he chose the same person.

Do you let it sit for a long time to cure? Colonial soaps had to cure for months. The longer the better. If you used it too soon it was too soft and got used up quickly.

That doesn't sound too far off from me and my wife. We play the "how do you want to do it" game and I can't get her to talk dirty or give me handies. She'll start a handjob and just put it in her mouth and I'm like "goddammit woman that's not what I wanted. No, of course don't stop, but...

Do you do it like colonial women and boil your lye? I always thought that sounded interesting. Where do you even find lye? And what is that on top? It looks like you're garnishing a dessert. This is how manufacturers get sued.

OK, thanks. I must have been confused. Are the multiple timelines separate from the multiple universes?

If earth 838 was studying the multiverse, why did they call themselves 838? Seems like they would consider themselves earth prime. Also, how were they studying it? There are only a few methids for traversing them and I didn't see any of that there. Did they have the time bureau technology...

Are we sure ossoi is a brit? I worked with a guy from mississippi once who told us that the way to train a dog was to jerk it off regularly.