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Pulled (or strained or whatever ... never could remember the difference) my shoulder during thanksgiving. Happened as soon as I got there so I spent the rest of the day eating and watching the cowboys get curb stomped with a heating pad and biofreeze all over my back. All I was doing was...

whatchoo talking about? Just because I don't live-blog during games doesn't mean I'm disappearing because of performance.

Maybe whoever it is just sucks at changing their writing styles. Yeah I spent most of the movie thinking it was QGJ. But then he died without going through any kind of change. Do you mean what was OB1s arc OTHER than becoming a jedi and a jedi master to a kid he thought shouldn't have been...

Plinket's argument about the main character is retarded. A number of characters could qualify, but the main protagonist in ep1 is clearly obi-wan. I like how he has a list as long as an ithorian's neck of directors for whom this rule he just pulled out of his ass doesn't apply.

What types of movies are those? Is it a specific genre?

Sweet, that means my 40 lb box of rape is worth almost $160.

Is that really what he said? Flying Spaghetti Monster dammit, that is literally 10x worse than what manzel did. If the pats* have any integrity, they will bench him this week.

What hotels don't have wifi today? Maybe he's living under a bridge now.

I was joking. Though, like others have said, he's definitely in the movie, and its certainly possible he was in the trailer and just really tiny.

Not unless brady and montana won a couple superbowls under different names. Cuz wiki says they each only have 4. But hey, brady has montana beat in super bowl losses.

You should post some pictures of your wife's friends in the who's that girl thread and let royal find a porn star that looks just like them. Cross that line soy.

fan 4 stick. I hadn't heard anyone say it like that

He was there in the trailer, he was just really really tiny.

I'm so sorry for your loss.

No man, I already said his story won. You can't take that away from me. I mean, for fuck's sake, he watches TV! How can me having ex con friends possibly compete with that?

I've had dry heaves, but no dust. I've had blood too, but it was coming from the underside of my dick where I rubbed it raw. This is not a 'getting old' issue though, it's more of a 'young and so horny I had the shakes' issue. So it probably doesn't apply.

OK buddy. Your anecdotal tale trumps the reports I've heard specifically about this from 3 different people who spent time in the penn.

In this age of self identifying, there's no reason for anyone to not enjoy "white privilege". If they don't it's basically self flagellation. I recently started calling myself white. I expect to be called into my boss's office soon and either get a raise, or get fired since I no longer...

That was at the beginning. So the trailer had you for 0 seconds? I thought that was million ways to die in the west. Though, lets be honest here, the indians will probably get butthurt over this one too. They pretty much get butthurt over stuff and run casinos these days.

I know I have empire on betamax. Interested?

My wife thought lash might have just told them during his interrogation. I guess that's possible, but it seems too compressed. BTW, I don't remember if I've said it here, but I'm leaning towards astronaut dude being the inhuman in some way. It's possible he doesn't realize it, but there's...

I don't see how it makes the fights more real. Sure, in real life our heads would be bobbing around like that. But our brains are able to filter and smooth that out to give us a steady image when it's our own heads moving. We can't do that with a picture.

No, the secret power is the inhuman on the other side that they're trying to bring back. How did he know shield brought gemma back, anyway? Was that something rosalin knew?

Not to mention that with the way everyone constantly hollers BARRY while he's running around as flash, eventually she'll just fucking hear it even if she never susses it out for herself.

I don't think I've seen lockup, so I can't comment on that. People are probably targeted all over for any and every reason in prison. You wanna whoop someone, you come up with whatever reason you like. It happens, it's just not as consistent as we like to pretend. Not everybody in prison is...

I like to take the new boyfriends out to the back 40 and have them dig a hole. 6 ft long.

Jait doesn't realize that people is plural.

I've already murdered so many knuckle babies to hillary. It's not even a question. I wonder if I could get her and martha stewart into a 3 way.

The only people I've ever known who went to prison told me that no one really gives a shit about child molesters. It's just something we like to tell ourselves. One of those people was actually in prison for videoing under aged girls in the shower and fucking his step daughter. Though to be...

Seeing as how the cowboys have been signing all the castoff seahawk running backs, this makes me happy. Hoping that sometime soon rawls or a healthy lynch comes available. Oh and in case this hasn't been posted yet.

Where is the cowboy offensive line that was supposed to be so great? Also I think lynch said 'home cookin' more in that broadcast than any other announcer I've ever heard. Couldn't even tell if he was joking on all of them. He called the rain home cookin.

FYI, I just rewatched episode 1, and that's not what happened. The reaction to their transport being destroyed was to pull out lightsabers. When they smelled the poison gas they put the sabers away and held their breath. Sabers were re-deployed after the droids opened the door to 'destroy...

As I said already, no this is the wort part of being a Cowboy fan right now. Cuz no romo and cuz division sucks, we can't go into the 'rebuilding mode' excuse. We still have fucking hope!

I think jooka thinks charlie is J49's real name.

I obviously don't know how to read twitter. All i saw romo say was an emoticon. What was idiotic about that?

Gravy, are you reading the comments subforum? People want to do something to honor/memorialize you. Do you have any ideas for what you'd like to see? Cuz, right now you could probably make any crazy request and have a good chance of it being granted. Even if it means work for amod.

Not sure why, but I thought it was funny earlier today when i heard about how 0 was poppin off about people popping off. Feels like an xibit meme. Yo dawg, I heard you like poppin off. So Imma let you pop off bout the prez poppin off about people poppin off.

Maybe if he gave it to sheen. Be on the lookout for a sheen story where he shared some whores with machine gun johnny.

Need a pic of the parking job. What you're describing doesn't make sense.

You know what I learned just now? The search function in firefox will not search inside of unexpanded spoiler tags. That's why i couldn't find it.