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  1. Hoss

    You know you're getting old when.....

    People think Texas is "the south", but it's really not. So I guess I grew up in the west.
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    Finding a body

    They do things way different there. I've got a number and can join the group that handles our county anytime I want. I just don't have the time to commit to it. We just had another call out to help tomorrow but I can't make it. Most of the time they do not need help to search, but when it's...
  3. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    No. Wanna know why? Because unless playboy and hustler are sexual health mags, I've never seen one. Why are you reading that garbage?
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    That movie is the reason I know terms like spear chucker and jungle bunny.
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    Finding a body

    When i did it, the only training I had was CERT. Which is basically no training at all when it comes to searching. I think in CERT they taught us to fan out and stay within sight of each other, and that's about it. We did not work with the dogs though. We had our own areas and called in the...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    The endgame purpose is to procreate. In the short term it's to make small talk and see if you can catch a nut off the person. It's called an ice breaker. and the only correct answer is "I like both kinds of music. Country AND Western"
  7. Hoss

    2023 NFL Offseason Thread - Now with less QB sneaks!

    I assume that's the dude who trademarked all the other possible names? LOL. Legendary, even if he is a redskins fan.
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    2023 NFL Offseason Thread - Now with less QB sneaks!

    You don't even have to press play. Just the still image screams faggot. I was interested for a hot minute when I thought it was John McAfee back from the dead.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    It's a hostile, sexist work environment. They're saying you're cute when you smile. Smile more for the women in charge and I'm sure you'll get promotions and raises.
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    Finding a body

    I worked with one of those search teams BrotherWu mentioned once. I volunteered to spend a saturday beating the brush through a national forest. I learned a few things. 1. There are cadaver dogs, live find dogs, and a third kind that I can't remember right now. The dogs cannot be cross...
  11. Hoss

    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    I need a further breakdown on that 3% to see how many think they know what it is, but are wrong. Lotta people think it represents a crying emoticon.
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    You know you're getting old when.....

    Wow, x files seems older than 30.
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    2023 NFL Offseason Thread - Now with less QB sneaks!

    I watched the cowboys schedule release video. Now I have aids. Please pray for my recovery.