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Hmmm thats a lot of appraisals for a common joke message, seems odd Ah yes, dung indeed fuck this game sometimes

I must be 50 attempts in to this tree avatar and it's never once been even close. It's such the perfect combination of having to chase the boss across all of creation to get a single swing in + multiple phases meaning buffs are all fucked constantly + horrific camera problems

While I'm bitching about stuff, whoever designed these guys: Deserves to be fucking flogged. Literally immune to any kind of hitstun or stagger, not like 'has really high poise', just actually immune. You will oneshot them or fully stance break them for a crit before you'll ever make them...

The idea of oneshotting the dancing lion is so outlandish to me it makes me assume people are lying lol. That boss is the worst experience I've ever had in any Souls game. He's like all the worst aspects of the tree spirits amped up to 11 - all his movements look identical in that its the same...

What's your bros general progression route been? I did the lion beast and Rennela so far, but now I'm kind of at a loss as to what to do next. I don't know how to get in to Shadow Keep and have just been out exploring elsewhere, but everyone claims the keep is not endgame and more like midgame...

I got it from one the knights that was wielding it yea. I don't think it was the mounted ones?

I rejiggered my stats a bit and went to 50STR/40FTH and so far am just bonking the entire game now with this thing: What a fuckin perfect ass weapon. Huge fucking base damage/scaling, can still enchant it, stagger is off the charts, and can swap the ash to whatever you prefer. I sunbro'd...

Yea and he definitely should have fuckin known better lol? Part of being successful is knowing how to not think with your fuckin dick like a 15 year old and risk pissing away your fame/fortune/success cause some fucking skank DMs you.

You write this as if that somehow excuses it or makes it okay Sorry but part of being a (adult) man is knowing how not to be a fuckin degenerate, especially with fucking *kids* jfc

How are you bros building FTH + STR/DEX chars? I think I went way too heavily in to actual FTH at 45 and should respec again to do like 60 STR + 25 FTH or similar just to meet spell requirements since the only things I ever actually cast are buffs and the occasional rock sling. I'm mostly just a...

The big holy great mace the knights can drop is like the heavens themselves parted and descended directly from God himself for us str/faith bros. No stupid ash gimmick attached to it, huge mega str scaling, baked in holy damage + can still blade of order it. I was chunking the death dragons...

I'm like ~25 hours in and have finished 2 major bosses and a chunk of side areas. 40-50hrs depending how long you get stuck on a boss seems reasonable? Really largely depends if you're one to run around all the various open fields and cliffs looking for stuff, or just gonna open a wiki map and...

Yea I don't see a way to beat it either. Maybe if you can run a huge MR set + bard + tank just resists the AE and you have a cleric to spam group heals for the other AE? But even then he makes two adds as well that are too high to mez and does plenty of melee damage + is slow resistant.

Whats the over/under on it being the deer-kin safety council (that has since been fired) trying trying to albatross him with some trumped up 'inappropriate' behavior and him just going 'lol lawyers' and taking them all to the cleaners.

Anyone bothered to complete the tower instances as a full level 60 group? Curious if anyone has beaten the forest orc at max level Been dicking around in it with some bros just to limit test a bit and can't come up with a way to beat the orc so far. He's got a cone/frontal AE that has a 5000...

Really recommend finishing enough of the base game to have all your bell bearings for smithing stones I had to bail and go back to finish farum azula just so i can upgrade all the new stuff I find

Any stuck on the wicker giant:

5 seconds in and already kinda creamed my pants

The entire SKINR thing seems very DOA to me? The way the thing is structured with fees/taxes I don't think it ever makes sense to buy a skin if you see one you like? Just purchase the materials and re-create it yourself?

I find the whole guild v guild drama pretty ridiculous, but skimming deepwater inks is just demonstrably not true, and conceptually laughable

I mean, the second that regen patch hits we're basically playing on a live server, just with an arbitrary level and content cap on it. They spent a decade of these servers trying to make them closer to 'classic' EQ, only to pull a complete 180 on this one and throw all that out the window for...

Everyone is gonna turn in to Healup eventually Calling each other faggots from room to room in the nursing home

They still do, but they don't play on it cause there's no one to RMT all their ISK/PLEX to

100% works if you don't drop past char select It's done every day in groups all over live and for an infinite number of random reasons on TLPs. Can do it right now on Teak no issues

Servers pointless What the fuck are they doing This is literally just a live server with all the content locked behind an arbitrary timeline

You don't drop your group if just log to char select quick.

Why do TLPs exist again? We have live gear and live infinite regen now, what's left? Just turning off content for an arbitrary time gate?

Yea it's brand new. Something something they were sick of their anniversary bonuses not working on TLPs, so they just dumped it on to this one for whatever reason. It's pretty asinine and kinda invalidates most gear in this era.

Wait until this guy finds out there are level 65 version of the tower gear as well that will become available alongside the PoP launch.

There's a fairly significant chunk of people on level 1 trade alts in commons buying items with krono that is somehow illegitimate. No one really knows how they are doing it or where they are sourcing fake krono from, but the end result is you as a regular boomer EQ gamer go to sell your fungi...

The fact that a random individual can receive krono via the trade window and just have it fucking vanish from their inventory a day later, because what, it originated from a stoel credit card? It's so insane to me that I seriously cannot believe anyone even partakes in public trade at this point.

They are worthless on a free trade server like this On normal servers being able to bag no trade loot to use on personas is the main appeal

People sleeping big time on rogues for this server. When contested mobs are dying in ~10-20 seconds that means a rogue gets to just highroll their duelist disc for the entire fight. Once they have an epic they should be parsing in top 10s pretty easily if they are at all competent and can...

It's 435p per person in a level 60 group. The reward scales down to ~300 per person if you use level 2 mage groups. With the amount of porting around/running/killing that needs to happen per quest there's no chance anyone was doing 10k/hr even with a full team of 6.

Go fly with FRT or any of the Chinese corps and bask the glorious racism of Eve

The tower plat is a drop in the bucket compared to the amount of cash Kunark shits out. Mobs in Chardok drop 5-10 raw plat per kill in addition to gems, herbs, etc, and there's box crews in there grinding 24/7 every day. Mobs in Seb all drop piles of gems and spells along with raw plat are the...

DM what assets you have to unload, characters or just ships/isk?

So like, what the fuck are we really doing here? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills here that this shit exists These items are beyond free, and the sum total of stats on them are what, better than all the rest of your Kunark gear combined? And there's more of them coming every month? Are we...

I mean the way the loot works on this server I wouldn't bother trying to sell anything that isn't a unique clicky effect or some kind actual best in slot item. Everything else is literally worthless and not worth your time trying to sell for 100 plat.