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Did someone say toys? I sold all my toys in my teen years for beer money. Then in the late 90s, I started collecting all the treasures I had sold off from my kid days. I have recently gotten back into collecting but I am not doing on the card $$$ stuff. I am buying beat up ass figures and...

So for 1 million points I can fuck Grimace?

Nice couch, who shot Cousin It?

I know I am going to hell for worfing that but I still cannot decide

If anyone knows the sauce on the bottom right one, let me know. I am sure that has to be comical as hell lol

I love star wars

If you do not know, youtube search of ride wife life good will provide result

I think quite possibly this will be the dumbest thing I'll read for the next month. I have faith in the internet to provide dumber by the end of the year but this clinches the month of August

Does anyone else suddenly have the urge to eat at Arbys?

I tired the adult thing at first but it some were adult about it, others........not so much. A lot of fucking psychotic women out there on the internet dating sites. I guess I should say, I do not do this all the time but some women you just know are going to end up at your door at 3am begging...

In this day and age of insane dating, I have found one of the most hassle free ways to get out of a relationship is make them want to leave. No fuss, No slashed tires or broken plates, just pure freedom and you will never get a random how ya doing every few months. I am betting this guy did...

Lets not forget this one. As soon as I saw her, I was like WHY do I know her? I was shocked when I saw who it was

The real princess

By that logic, that means...................................

Goddamn Hippy!!

Mournful, she has mournful tits! Those things are like a little kid with progeria cracking all his ribs trying to catch a Nerf ball-just sad. Damn it, she has gloomy tits!

I hope the song gets stuck in all you fuckers heads for the rest of the day!

The most epic dog toy ever found in an Ollie's ever! Of course my guy is running around the house while I do a poorly impersonated Putin because why wouldn't you? He is such a debil! Not Putin, my dog! lol