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    The Beer Thread

    Am I the only one who really isn't that impressed with 60/90? I mean, I understand they were pioneering beers and at the time of their release and were decently hoppy, but I feel like I can easily list a dozen nationally available IPA's just off the top of my head. Again, I have mad respect...
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    The Beer Thread

    I actually kind of understand where he is coming from. Over here in Western WA pretty much every college kid is going to be looking for a pumpkin-peach porter. But if you go east over the mountains to WSU in Pullman you'd ask yourself why any bar would bother with trying to put anything on tap...
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    The teams that continue to be amongst the top in the league are the ones that stockpile draft picks.
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    The Beer Thread

    Dogfish Head's Sam Calagione Squares Off Against Budweiser - MensJournal.com
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    MLB 2014 Season Thread

    I mean seriously though, what the fuck could possibly happen to their batting gloves while watching a pitch go by that requires adjusting them? I hate that shit.
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    My new Dating Pool

    Man, you guys are worse than the ones who fell for Sutekh's troll in the Grown Up forums.
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    MLB 2014 Season Thread

    Well his history with SF has been more like he shows up fat, gets chewed out and benched. Next offseason he shows up in shape (for him) does good and starts to think he is a god-gifted star and starts to get fat again. Rinse, repeat.
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    Smartphones

    Every version of this type of product I've seen doesn't have a smart chip currently (Coin, Wocket, and Swyp being the major ones). This is the first I'm hearing of Plastc HENCE me asking my question.
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    Pregnancy Thread

    Since we went through 4 years of infertility treatment we were pretty much under a microscope by the family with every little detail leading up to our pregnancy, there weren't any secrets what-so-ever. I wasn't interested in keeping the gender a secret so we thought the name would be the one...
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    So Russell Wilson tweeted that he went to see 50 Shades and now his religious-oriented followers are judging the fuck out of him. Jon Ryan's response is pretty perfect:
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    50 Shades of Awesome

    Books were terrible, Dakota Johnson's tits are terrible, I'm sure the movie is terrible, but if it makes a bunch of repressed bitches want to get freaky in the bedroom who cares?
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    Smartphones

    I buy my wife's Starbucks all the time with my phone. I wouldn't do it if it wasn't for the loyalty aspect but it isn't any more or less of a hassle than pulling out my wallet. Won't these things basically be already obsolete when the US moves to chip-and-pin in the fall of this year? Says on...
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    The Daily Show with Trevor Noah

    And a lot of people didn't think he could fill Kilborn's shoes at the time of his taking over the show either.
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    The Beer Thread

    So I had some of the new Costco Light Beer and if you want an example of what I mean when I say that it is actually kind of hard to make an American Light Lager then try the Costco beer. The carbonation is more like seltzer-water than it is beer, there is a cloying sweetness to it that gets more...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Oh man, I could probably populate an entire new thread about the different ways my jimmies get rustled at Costco. I love Costco but fucking hate the people who shop there. There used to be a special 'business owners and teachers only' opening time that was amazing because it would be empty, but...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    They took out the self-checkout at my Costco. :/ I actually enjoyed them because I'm the idiot who goes to Costco to buy one thing. I do agree that if there was any sort of line at the self-check stands it wasn't worth waiting because odds were high that the people using them would take a...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    WIC is a program for mothers that gives them a check that allows them to buy a specific number of staple items (bread, cheese, milk etc.) and baby formula. Only certain types of those items are approved almost never do they have the correct number or type of items. Also in my area the #1 users...
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    Whats rustling your jimmies?

    Pro-tip, always pick the line with the least amount of people. It isn't the amount of items that generally slow down a check line it is the random "doesn't start filling out check till everything is rang in / doesn't know balance on EBT card / can't stop talking / oh I also have one million...
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    So my daughter comes home from school crying. Send in the big brother?

    Every kid that I went to school with that I would label as a bully had worthless parents, either white-trash didn't care if their kids ran wild, or yuppie trash whose shit couldn't possibly stink nor their kids. Either way I wouldn't imagine my parents going to their parents would have ever...
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Holy fuck, we are talking about married couples (kind of) trying to avoid Irish twins, not a blanket recommendation for everyone. If it were you asking, I would recommend abstinence, you've procreated more than enough already, why take any chances.
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Atlanta currently 50/1 to win the Super Bowl in Vegas, Carolina 50/1, New Orleans 30/1. I might throw a little cash down on Atlanta just for the hell of it. A couple of breaks and an easy schedule could give them (or any one of those three teams, because lol Tampa) a chance at a first round...
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Not every QB has a wife who wears the pants in their relationship. "Sure honey, go do your little football hobby, I make plenty for both of us."
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Let's not pretend like Brady hasn't gotten paid.NFL Player Earnings | Spotrac
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Pretty sure they can just get you to jerk off in a cup and look for sperm.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Last I heard the MBC closest to hitting the market is a shot of some goo they inject into your tubing near the testes that gums up the works for a while. Currently being tested on gorillas.
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    Buying a bed.

    Yeah, I'm alway cautious of mattress reviews because it is so much personal preference. I just make sure to buy from vendors that give you a decent trial period and hassle free returns. Sounds like you get that from Casper so I see no reason not to try it.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Yes, for couples who are okay with an oops. And it isn't even recommending so much as "ehhhhh, well if you insist on no contraception this is your best chance, good luck."
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    He swears up and down he pulled out before he finished. It supposedly IS possible to impregnate someone with the pre-cum most guys leak before ejaculation.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I have a buddy who is the proud father of twins with a batshit-insane baby mama thanks to the pull-out method. We do a combination of condoms and other activities. Thankfully neither of us are opposed to using toys and my wife has many talents. We didn't want to do birth control and have...
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Peypey's cap hit is $21.5mil but they should have around $25mil in cap space with him. I'm guessing they franchise D. Thomas at $12-$13 mil leaving them about another $12mil to play with (some of which would need to be used to sign draft picks) for the 2015 season. It would be pretty safe to...
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    The Beer Thread

    $10-$12 for a 4 oz pour? Damn that is almost how much I'm paying for 750ml bottles of the normal Cascade stuff... SFBW does sound awesome. I might have to pencil that in on my calendar for next year. I've never had Stillwater Artisanal but Alesmith does make its way up here and I've been very...
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    I think Denver is much better off giving Peypey one more chance for an Elwayian exit rather than rolling with Osweiler. Why waste that receiving corps on a throwaway year?
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    Smartphones

    Agreed. Because even if you decide on a model that is available right now you know the prices on them will be majorly slashed when the next gen rolls around.
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Yeah, I'm not entirely sure of the context but I'm sure Suh was asked something like "would you like to play on Seattle's defense?" and he responded with something like "yeah, sure" and now Seattle fans all think he is coming to town.
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Man, I've been listening to Seattle sports talk today and to hear it from Seahawks fans they are going to be stacked next year! First Russell Wilson is going to get his $20+ mil a year but it will be a super-duper cap friendly deal. Also Ndamukong Suh and Larry Fitzgerald are going to sign as...
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    Homebrewing

    If any homebrewers out there are looking for a nice pot there is a great deal on Amazon for a 15 gallon stainless right now. Amazon.com: Concord Cookware S4242 Stainless Steel Stock Pot Kettle, 60-Quart: Stockpots: Kitchen Dining
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Same here. After 4 years of infertility, regardless of the cause, birth control was off the table. I wasn't looking forward to condoms but found a few that aren't bad. I certainly wouldn't forgo sex with my wife in protest of using them.
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    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I have only gotten road head once (only sex act I've done while driving) and I just remember thinking that having to divide my attention distracted from the whole experience. Then again I got off from it so I guess it was better than a lot of the BJ's people have been getting around here...
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