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Yeah I had planned on just night time use for sleeping and just enough for that until I can taper down the pain meds. They are the 50mg tabs and I don't plan on doing anything whacky with them. lol 50mg Tramadol every 6 hours and 1000mg Tylenol every 8 hours. The cycle I have going has my...

Those classic covers are just beautiful. So very nice!

That shit is just bad cosplay at this point.

Well I specifically asked for something other than oxycodone or morphine pills because they pretty much shut my bowels down and make me severely constipated. Alternating tramadol and tylenol has worked great for the pain so far. It's at a steady 2 now. I've got plenty of pot to get high with so...

Looks like I'll be heading home tomorrow. Pain is down to a reliable 2-3 using tylenol and tramadol. Bowels are back to normal after last night when I was pissing out my ass every 15-20 minutes. Had 3 full meals today without any nausea or complications. And the best part it looks like this...

Lol the fucking tranny in knee highs and a skirt. How pathetic.

What the fuck is taking so long? Have they given a reason? Keep dozing off. Still in the hospital post surgery and uncomfortable as fuck. Hence why I just don't stay asleep.

I am on a full liquid diet right now. Eating a shitty cherry popsicle right now.

I'm still in the hospital recovery from surgery. All I'm ok'd to eat or drink right now is clear liquids. they said they'd ok me for toast and crackers later today.

With the help of a cute nurse jamming a suppository up my ass my bowels are finally working again. All that gas pain is gone. What a relief.

The gas x didn't help at all. Overnight I had the urge to take a dump a few times but I couldn't get out of bed and into the bathroom quick enough. I should've just shit myself.

They're finally ordering that for me. He warned me it might cause diarrhea. I'd rather shit all over myself uncontrollably than have to do with crippling pain.

I'll have to ask about getting some. This pain is goddamn crippling.

Hey @Kuriin so you have any tips for dealing with post op gas pain besides walking? Normal pain level right now is 3-4. Thanks gas pain ratchets that shit up to 7-8. It's fucking excruciating.

I finally peed! Yes I get very excited about taking a piss in the hospital. Now I've gotta start ripping ass and then I'll be in the home stretch.

Huge huge YUGE relief that our little guy did awesome today before my wife went home. I figured he'd be fine but my wife was stressing out majorly about it. That's the worst part of the surgery. Not seeing him for at least a week. No body slams, suplexes, or powerbombs for the foreseeable...

Well that was much quicker than we were anticipating. Surgery was only 5 hours and all things considered I feel pretty good. Only issue right now is the epidural is on the fritz. Pump keeps screaming occlusion but they can't find one so they're working on it. So far the pain is manageable. 5/6...

I just want to get there and get drugged up as quickly as possible.

New Mutants #98 and #100 were legendary to me growing up. I'd oogle at them hanging on the wall at my local comic book shop thinking I'd never see what was inside them because they were so expensive. Nowadays that isn't really a problem.

Good luck with your surgery Mrs. Gravy. Protip: Pretend your itchy as fuck and demand some IV Benadryl. Good times will be had. Surgery is confirmed for tomorrow at 730. Check in is at 530. There shouldn't be any traffic driving into Boston at that our but Boston can still suck a fat dick...

Oh yes pregnant wife boobs and giant nips. HOT AF. I couldn't help myself. lol

Hell yes I remember GLOW. Palestina had glorious pendulous boobs and Sally the Farmer's Daughter's ass was no slouch either.

You should've brought a nip or 2 of some nice alcohol. Hell I've eaten pot cookies at the hospital. :P

You'll definitely find out if they fucked up when you try your new glasses on.

I don't know if they got rid of them but every now and then Twitch would play an ad that was 3 minutes or longer. I had adblock off to support various streamers but man fuck that horseshit. Yeah sure you can skip it but come on fuck that shit on principle alone. Adblock4life now!

Well that is absolutely terrifying but what a helluva birth story that kiddo has!

Yesterday I spent the day and night at my cousins with another friend and we played various table top games and rocket league. While high of course. Had the event planned for over a month squeezed in before my surgery on 7/3. I was very relieved to her from my wife saying bed time went smoothly...

Holy hell my wife would have lost her goddamn mind if that were to happen to us. lol Big time grats for that self delivery!

I agree. I don't see how cock and ball torture is going to help her anxiety and I'm sure Chaos isn't going to volunteer his set for her to try it out. I blame this board for that being my first go to for CBT.

phew! Thank god I'm not the only one.

Neo Geo was the Holy Grail of gaming when I was a kid. I knew I would never own one. The fact that you could take your memory card to arcades and play games there then go home and continue blew my stupid 10 year old mind.

When it comes to medical shit sometimes you've just got to laugh. Otherwise you will go insane or murder someone or both.

He picked the tape out. Saw it and grabbed for it then fussed when I'd try to take it away. I figured it's his face it's going to save. He can have the ugliest tape he wants to have. We are hardly a high class family. Definitely closer to no class on the scale.

Hahahaha shit painting! Thank Xenu we haven't had to deal with that at all yet. Reminds me of a story my uncle told me bout my cousin when she was about 2. Found her in her bedroom with her shit filled diaper open on the floor and she was playing with it like playdough. Smeared everywhere too...

My favorite B-word. LOL Congrats that relief must feel great. :)

After this surgery once I've recovered enough. I'm either buying myself something or we're doing something to celebrate getting that shit over with. Can definitely squeeze you in somewhere.

Ok that was pretty goddamn funny. Here's a reenactment of our son dancing during the fire truck song at group today.

I plan on reading the fuck out of the Expanse series. Almost done with book 1 and I'm severely hooked. And Fentanyl will be my drug of choice. As awesome as they are Morphine and Dilaudid both turn my bowels to cement which ends up causing more pain than what they're trying to relieve for me...

Thanks for the well wishes guys. The worst part is going to be away from our son for so long. I plan on catching up on some reading once I'm coherent enough to see straight. Until then I'm mashing the fuck out of the pain button. This hernia and my last hernia (in 2010) were basically from...

This isn't my first rodeo. I had a 3 month stay in Hotel Med a long while back. I should be all set. :)