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Abdominal wall reconstruction surgery has been scheduled for July 3rd. Here we go! It'll be a 10-12 hour surgery for my surgeon and a plastic surgeon so check in is 5am FML. I'm expecting to be in for 10 days. Had the same surgery but not quite this large bout 6 years ago and that's how long of...

This is definitely where the fucking lizard people are from. Time to plan a mission to slip a nuke in that hole hot dog in a hallway style. NASA Can't Explain What Made This Strange, Deep Hole on Mars

If it ever comes out of Early Access I might find out. Till then I'll take your word for it. :P

Good luck sir.

RE: Strains Look for Jack Herer. During my chemo I used maybe 9-10 different strains and the Jack Herer made me feel the most upbeat even at the worst. If you have anxiety while using JH then you should probably avoid using pot again. :p Jack Herer Strain Information

Does this game really have an expansion available for purchase while it's still in Early Access? That is hilarious to me.

Our son does the same exact thing during the same exact situations. So I loaded up the Rocket League Championship stream on the TV and the little dude lit right up. I figured he loves cars/trucks and loves watching soccer at the fields nearby so I figured he'd dig watching some RL. I didn't...

Fuck I know that feeling all too well. Hang in there man the waiting for shit is by far the worst.

Watched it a while ago but didn't they come to Earth to help humans so that humans could save them thousands of years into the future or some shit? They shared their language which alters a persons perception of time letting them see into the future.

I'd walk away and let him scream it out when you can. That's around the age our son started trying to push our buttons. Fighting fire with fire (yelling back) definitely doesn't work. I tried that too. Our situation may have been a little different as our guy is now 26 months and still has no...

You know the answer to that.

You're just dodging the question. Fine be that way. Clearly that's her boob. If she's 5'10 120lbs those D-cups are where all her weight is at.

Having nurses like that makes everything infinitely easier imo. I've definitely had nurses on the opposite end of the spectrum and I have them sent packing ASAP if I'm staying in the hospital. You don't need to be around that kind of energy. Good luck with the biopsy!

But what about your boobs? The man asked a quesiton.

When I was 15. Pre-cancerous polyps in my colon. The rest is history, including my colon. I've got an appointment next Tuesday to see my surgeon again and finally schedule my surgery. Should be the first week of July. Can't wait for it to over with so I can sit around the house for 2 months...

I've only caught maybe 3 or 4 of his matches total and it seems like if it's close he generally loses otherwise he just rolfstomps whoever he's fighting. Is that pretty much standard practice for him?

Your aim must be REALLY bad if you don't see a difference between aim assist on and off. :P It seems pretty obvious really. Arrows actually curve with aim assist on. No aim assist and shit just goes straight. My aim is dreadful with gamepads too so I do use aim assist and it is definitely less...

I actually just picked up my new pair today and I can indeed confirm - no cankles.

I can't be the only one that noticed Trump "future endeavored" Comey. LOL

Best fart story I've heard from my brother is his 5 year old son walked over to him while he was sitting in this computer chair and cupped his hand then waved it in front of my brothers face. My brother said it was like being punched in the face by a fart. Kid dropped an SBD then pushed it into...

Shut your dirty mouth! It's the hope that keeps me going. :(

The best thing about having a 2 year old son? I can rip the loudest belch known to man ON his face and he just doesn't give a shit. He waits and bides his time then he farts on me. It's a constant battle. We're at a deadlock.

My wife has insurance through work that covers me, her, and our son. I forget exactly how much per month but it's over $400 out of her check with a $4k deductible. Before last year we had like a $500 deductible then last year it exploded to $4k. Her school helped pay half the deductible last...

Word on the street is there are now Charlotte nudes floating around. I can't say I care that much to hunt them down but if some Alexa Bliss nudes leak that'd be the fucking JACKPOT.

We had a speech eval for the kid today. Long story short his receptive language is on par with a 2 year old. His expressive language is far behind. He's at the equivalent of a 10 month old in that regard. He has 4 hours of early intervention services and needs 10. The services he's getting...

I'm kind of bummed my son won't know the exhilaration of 56K modem porn. The anticipation! Come onnnnnn just a few more seconds for that nipple!! hrm maybe I'll throttle his internet when the time comes...

I dunno I would do some really fucking heinous stuff to any person that would purposely and knowingly abuse or bring harm to my son in anyway. I don't blame you for carving those initials onto a clip of bullets. You can never be too prepared!

My youngest brother is adopted. My mother agreed to adopt him from the mother before he was even born. She was a social worker for a while and the lady was someone she had worked with and got to know. Fucking cunt did drugs while pregnant with him and he was born a crack baby. All sorts of...

My son has farted on my goddamn cheek. I got him back though. Walking out of the living room and he followed me. I stopped at the door and ripped a fucking gigantic blow his hair back fart in his face and then point and laugh at him. Then I went and got him some raspberries. He thought it was...

I was 220 3 weeks ago then I started doing the Energy and Fat Burner programs on top of eating less and better. As of today I am 207. It gets a thumbs up from me. You can throw some Parrot Bay into that Coke or Root Beer and we'll cal it a day.

I haven't posted in quite a while but I've been keeping up. Figured I'd post a quick update. Surgery confirmed for beginning of July. Just need to call a month before. In the meantime I want to get <200 lbs. I started at 220 3 weeks ago and I am currently 205. Doing DDP Yoga and I feel pretty...

RIP This is definitely an intro to a gay orgy porn video.

WTF? Doesn't anyone double knot? My shoes have stayed tied for literally years. Fucking noobs!

You have a heart?!

We get it keg. You're like Vince. You guys like big jacked dudes to jerk off to. Plus it was a joke. Push that hemorrhoid back in.

Jinder needs to be sent down to NXT for more training. And chill on the 'roids. He obviously can't handle them.

No motherfucking shit Sherlock. Marvel executive says emphasis on diversity may have alienated readers

Says the faggot with the MLP avatar. lulz

Man Alexa Bliss. Her pussy definitely tastes like candy. Taker was a total shitshow. Thank god he's done. Don't get me wrong I love Taker but closer to his prime not this geezer shit.

Some info on the combat changes. Exclusive Interview: Funcom's Romain Amiel on Secret World Legends' combat revamp and more