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Wellp, They don't make the part for my old plasma TV anymore. I fucking hate buying new electronics. My autism kicks and I have to buy the perfect fucking device. See you bros when I dig myself out of this hole in week or so. Unless my wife saves me.

Dunno I will find out today hopefully. I'd rather keep my old TV that doesn't have a fucking camera and microphone as long as I can.

We had a storm last night and a couple minutes of weird power surges. Now the HDMI ports on my TV are all broke. TV wasn't powered up, but it's still probably related. Now I need to find a repairman and see if it's worth it to try to fix it.

When you got to caste you should have spent the next word trying out possible letters for that first spot. For instance, thaws would have eliminated the h and w and told you there was a T in the first spot.

Friend of mine who had chickens taught me a trick. Put a bunch of golf balls in the coup. Snakes will think they're eggs and eat them, but the golf ball won't collapse and they'll get stuck in the fence trying to leave. He'd go around a couple times a day and chop their heads off until the...

were they drunk on your gen z vodka when they offered that advice? Because it sounds terrible.

And how do you know you can't do the same thing with these dumbasses? Have you tried mashing one in and distilling it?

You think rusty bagged that? I could believe he collected a sample from her while she was passed out and started cloning sons. Edit: LOL "Now in Glorious Extra Color" Is that a gay pride nod or just a regular joke about old movies that were in technicolor?

You're not wrong, but when people say it in real life at real funerals, you gotta wonder. That's not exactly the right time to be joking around.

That drum looks like he can't believe you caught him on ultralight gear. You can see it in his eye. Please no, don't post that pic on the internet. My bros may see it!

I haven't been paying attention. Where did the Brady Retirement wheel finally land? Retired or not?

ATM Machine RIP in peace I would respond to that one with "Oh you mean me Estimated ETA of ARRIVAL?" And don't answer until they confirm. "Well, I'm averaging 55 miles per MPH and the GPS system says I have 15 minutes to go. So you do the math. What's 55 divided by 15?"

I liked it too. I was a bit disappointed when they did the soaking thing. If that had been me, I would have been like "Of course I know about soaking. Mormon or Amish? Sit down noah, lets talk about the poophole loophole" I wonder what they were going to do if the dude agreed to go jump on...

I found the series on MAX and decided to make sure I was caught up as prep for the new season. I was 2 seasons back reading the descriptions going "None of this is ringing a bell"

You must be mistaken sir. Jackie Daytona was not a vampire. I believe he was just a regular human bartender. Proof:

the screaming when she turns into the bat thing still fucking kills me.

Still no sign of the second best vampire ever? (Next to Colin)

carry it on and put it under the seat. yes.

Bro, go to wal mart right now and get a cheap TV, then swap it with the one at the hotel.