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  1. cyrusreij

    The Fast Food Thread

    $4.00 a fucking box for Kraft, what? Still $1.00 to $2.00 (depending if on sale) here at Winn Dixie in Florida.
  2. cyrusreij

    MMA Thread

    That was a, I am way too old and tired for this shit mistake. Jiri by no hooks RNC with 28 seconds left was not on my bingo card.
  3. cyrusreij

    Ms. Marvel

    Outside of her fangirling of Captain Marvel, does it have any tie-ins to the greater MCU? Or is it isolated in a bubble like Moon Knight? I.E. do I need to watch this as it leads into something later like Loki/Wandavision/What If?, or just ignore it like Falcon & Winter Soldier.
  4. cyrusreij

    Thor: Love and Thunder (2021)

    He is also way older than that guy. Sorry Brahma.
  5. cyrusreij

    Apple TV+ thread

    I give zero shits about Apple++ or whatever this is, but I have been waiting over 20 years since Walking With Dinosaurs (the best dinosaur documentary of all time) for a worthy successor. Getting David Motherfucking Attenborough before he dies, and having CGI that somehow looks more realistic...
  6. cyrusreij

    MMA Thread

    Standing Arm Triangle, wild submission. First in UFC history.
  7. cyrusreij

    Jurassic World: Dominion (2022)

    The Giganotosaurus in this is an animatronic, like Rexy in the original movies. This endears to me (there are apparently a lot of animatronics in this one, from watching the behind the scenes stuff). At least they seem to be trying to give the series a good send off. Can't be any worse than...
  8. cyrusreij

    MMA Thread

    I like how realistic TKZ was in that interview. No reason to delude yourself after a fight like that. But yeah, Holloway vs Volk 3 should be amazing.
  9. cyrusreij

    MMA Thread

    I am just repeating myself here, but he obviously didn't earn this shot, and he isn't a contender in today's FW. His trademarks are still present at least, hits hard, keeps going through an ass beating. But yeah, he never stood a chance here. On the plus side, his defensive wrestling has...
  10. cyrusreij

    MMA Thread

    Very good. Well, if TKZ upsets on this one too, I will eat my own ass.
  11. cyrusreij

    MMA Thread

    Agreed, that is the way. Uhhh, and Yan just claimed he won the 2nd. I hope that is just his English being poor cause.... yeah.
  12. cyrusreij

    MMA Thread

    Yeah, letting himself get backpacked twice, and being super reckless and almost giving it away in the 4th isn't a great look. Edit: I would like to see the scorecards, but that reads like they gave Aljo 1-3, which is the least likely way I thought he would win this fight.
  13. cyrusreij

    MMA Thread

    So this all depends on if they gave Sterling 10-8's. If he got two, he wins even if he loses the other 3. If he got 1 I would say its a draw. If he got none, he loses 3-2.
  14. cyrusreij

    MMA Thread

    I admit, I have never liked Sterling but... has he always come out as Jamaican? I thought he was American? It doesn't matter at all, that just seems off to me. Edit: Sterling absolutely got in Yan's head. I have never seen him fight so aggressive. Don't know if it is going to cost him, but...
  15. cyrusreij

    MMA Thread

    He still had something left in the tank. Was he tired and a bit rocked? Absolutely. I just call gassed at: heavyweight we are leaning on each other on the fence and throw half assed short shots. He was still throwing heat and not just winging hooks, he was still using his kicks, his jab and...
  16. cyrusreij

    MMA Thread

    Yeah, Khamzat is not the immortal he was up until this fight, but he is absolutely for real. Good power, way better striking than his contemporary power wrestler (Khabib), ludicrously strong and obviously phenomenal grappling. And now we learned he won't gas in 15 even after getting hit really...
  17. cyrusreij

    MMA Thread

    Even beyond the ridiculous hype, there is a lot of reason for that. We can see it now, Khamzat is huge versus Gilbert and he hits hard and has phenomenal wrestling. In theory, he has the skills to match Gil and definitely the height/reach.
  18. cyrusreij

    MMA Thread

    Yan is very far ahead of the BW division right now. While Sterling is longer and taller than Yan, so was Sandhagen, so that didn't help for shit. In their first fight, Sterling threw out a bunch of ineffective offense into Yan's guard in the early rounds, gassing himself out. He was well on...
  19. cyrusreij

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Radahn isn't a secret, he is just optional. He is literally a gigantic (footless) humanoid, who mastered Gravity Magic so his trusty steed Leonard (who is the size of a normal horse) can carry him about the battlefield without dieing from having a literal giant riding him. At one point around...
  20. cyrusreij

    MMA Thread

    2 of these 3 are great. Jiri is awesome, and for Glover's sake I hope he can get it to the ground. Otherwise it is going to look very much like exactly what this fight is, a dude in his 20's beating a dude in his 40's to death. I think Vettori is the only guy in the top 5 of MW that...
  21. cyrusreij

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Of the three endings, they are all essentially resetting the order of the Lands Between. For all of the versions of Elden Lord (whether you do the generic, or sub in one of your own runes from Dung Eater, Fia or Goldmask) essentially you are reviving Marika and becoming her consort and the new...
  22. cyrusreij

    MMA Thread

    When Nate Diaz is your voice of reason...
  23. cyrusreij

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    And this is only 4 weeks out from release. Vaati literally has probably a years worth of content to make just from the base game. There is so much shit to make interesting videos on between lore and in game secrets. Like... I had no idea that there was a fucking entrance to Deeproot Depths...
  24. cyrusreij

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    I literally dodged nothing on her and face tanked with the finger print shield. Tiche and I wailed on her to break poise and get front stabs between her Waterfowl Dance. For Phase 2 during Scarlet Aeonia, I just backed away with the shield raised while she is airborne. Once the blast went off...
  25. cyrusreij

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    I know they nerfed the Mimic Tear, but due to Summons having stupid Poise for some reason, that weapon with the hilariously long wind up on the Weapon Art was how I killed by first double Crystalian boss. The little Tear-that-could was shooting fireballs out of his hand like fucking Mario. Was...
  26. cyrusreij

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    There is one that does the same shit that happens in Limgrave, you bop a couple of zombies on the head and a Rune Bear pops out of them. Drops a Larval Tear. Still considerably not worth it.
  27. cyrusreij

    Hogwarts Legacy

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  28. cyrusreij

    MMA Thread

    I know the majority of us forgot that tonight's card is in England-time, but the main event is about to start. Card has been absurd violence, only 2 Decisions. Dan Hooker just got beaten like a rented mule after returning to FW.
  29. cyrusreij

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    First game I have ever Platinumed. Truly Fromsoft's Magnum Opus. My life is complete.
  30. cyrusreij

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    I took about 30 tries on her, got Fire Giant in 5. Once I discovered what spell actually works well on him in Phase 2 he melted.
  31. cyrusreij

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    That guy pops up in Limgrave Liurnia and Caelid. Drops a bell each time I do believe
  32. cyrusreij

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    There is a completely different entrance to that area from doing Ranni's questline.
  33. cyrusreij

    MMA Thread

    I love TKZ, always have. That said, he absolutely does not deserve this title shot. He is slow, and thats not even an age thing, that is just kind of his thing. He is slow and accurate and hits decently hard. But people can run circles around him, Ortega did it, Volkanovski can absolutely do...
  34. cyrusreij

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Ah, that may be a trigger that I didn't realize as I am in Crumbling Farum Azula, so most of the bosses are dead for me by now.
  35. cyrusreij

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Outside of exhausting dialogue and sitting at the grace in Godrick's arena (not just teleporting to it), no, not really.
  36. cyrusreij

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    I am a litle bitch who likes spear poking, so I am using Siluria's Tree atm, after using a Sacred Infused Cross-Naginata for most of the game with my STR/FAI build.
  37. cyrusreij

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Since we are now a couple weeks after release, I will just spoil the new questlines for those who want to know. Kenneth Haight, Nepehli Loux and Gatekeeper Gostoc's quests all converge together. Go back to Kenneth Haight (all NPC's are now marked on your map, YAY), in East Limgrave. Talk to...
  38. cyrusreij

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    Death bug fixed for pvp, Sorcery buffed by and large, Mimic Tear and Hoarfrost nerfed. Added the end of questlines for people, Nepheli, Diallos, Kenneth Haight, guy who opens the gate at Stormveil. Great patch.
  39. cyrusreij

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    As already stated, one is church of dragon communion, where you can turn in Dragon Hearts for the early game incantations. Accessed through Seaside Cave I believe. #2 is the tutorial area where you fight the Grafted Scion. You can get back there (and beat the Scion plus get a good early game...
  40. cyrusreij

    Elden Ring - From Software + George RR Martin

    It is part of the Goldmask questline and a major plot point that I discuss in spoilers a couple of pages back, about the true identity of Radagon.