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    Parent Thread

    That's a phat beat yo!
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    Labyrinth...rebooted.

    Ok I want to see what hot garbage they came up with. I'm riveted for some footage. I love watching train wrecks in action.
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    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    The one on the left looks like it's walking away and looking behind to see who's looking at its butt.
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    Sports Entertainment

    King is going to be buried in one of his ugly as fuck tshirts. Would it kill him to wear a damn tie for ppv's.
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    Parent Thread

    Egg videos like this shit? With 300 million views?! WTF?! lol
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    This is what keeps my kid riveted. Generally doesn't pay much attention to the TV until we play this. Soon as he hears the Ba-ba-ba-ba at the beginning he stops what he's doing to listen and watch. He eventually goes back to playing but you can tell he's listening to the music. It's pretty damn...
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    Comic Books

    Yeah it was mostly a wishful thinking statement.
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    Health Problems

    Fuck that noise. When you're in that much pain ask for it. Talk to any nurse and they'll tell you the same. They're pretty good at telling who the druggies are or not.
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    Health Problems

    I'm betting it's another ass boil fucking your shit up.
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    12 hours sounds like heaven. Once a week maybe he'll sleep through the night. Usually he gives us 5-6 hours and wakes up. Quick diaper change and a bottle and he usually goes right back to sleep. Some nights he's a nightmare and takes 60-90 minutes to get back to sleep. I just wanna skip forward...
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    So, I'm dying...

    Depending on the threads you peruse you may also want to invest in a full body condom to protect yourself Mrs. Gravy. Shit can get pretty nasty in Screenshots.
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    Comic Books

    I'd like to see FF be a pure adventure book. The cover to the original #1 is perfect. Go out and explore the world or even space. Find new and interesting locales and creatures. And as a family. I can't stand how Marvel always has to create unnecessary drama between couples and families. It's so...
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    Any improvement on the sleeping Noodle?
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    Bloodborne

    Got to Father Gas-whatever and got him to about 10%. I missed a visceral attack which may have been enough to give me the kill. Moves so goddamn fast sheesh! All out of bullets and blood so I need to farm some up but done for now. I am finally enjoying the game though. :P edit: Loaded back up...
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    So, I'm dying...

    That joke was about as perfect as it could get right about now. lol
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    So, I'm dying...

    He *said* he was white but we all know how that goes online! :P
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    So, I'm dying...

    RIP GravyMy wife and I send our condolences Mrs. Gravy. Very sad day. :\
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    Health Problems

    Better safe than sorry. Good luck!
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    Rocket League - PS4/PC

    Yeah playing with people that can fly completely across the field, hit the ball, and score can be a little frustrating. lol
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    RIP David Bowie

    Well fuck that's a kick in the balls. Dance magic, dance.
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    Health Problems

    Just slip your wife some of the drugs they give you before they jam that camera up your ass. She won't remember a thing!
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    So, I'm dying...

    And he was a fucking BEAST in Tecmo Super Bowl.
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    Parent Thread

    I've already made the Ferengi joke to my wife and she looked at me funny. :\
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    Parent Thread

    I use my thumb and gently rub the ear. My guy mostly reacts to the upper part of his ear or I'll put my thumb right at the ear hole and rub the center part and that also works pretty good too. Lobe is hit or miss but the other two areas work better generally for him.
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    This is gonna sound silly maybe but Noodlebro when your little guy is fussing have you tried gently rubbing his ears? I know it sounds stupid but we took a quicky baby massage class and we got to the ears massage and our guy was just all over the place. Started rubbing his ear (either one) and...
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    Sports Entertainment

    Paging Alberto Del Rio. Your arm bars are fucking garbage. Take some notes from a Master.
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    Awesome Games Done Quick 2016 - 2019

    Mitch was on fire tonight.
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    Awesome Games Done Quick 2016 - 2019

    Yeah that went way better than I expected. Great run.
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    Awesome Games Done Quick 2016 - 2019

    Here we go this is the race I've been waiting for. I just love seeing this game speedrun.
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    Awesome Games Done Quick 2016 - 2019

    Who has time to shower when important World Records are at stake!?
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    Sports Entertainment

    Fuck AJ. SHINSUKE TO WWE!!
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    So, I'm dying...

    Damn dude why you gotta be playing my Texans!? Ah well either way I'll be happy with whoever wins.
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    Bloodborne

    Bit the bullet and tried Cleric Beast again and was able to down him. Not locking on definitely helped. Thanks!
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    Bloodborne

    I'll give that a try. I was using lock on with it. I was doing well but screwed up and that was my downfall. I think tonight I'll try and level a little and give Cleric Beast a go again tomorrow. It did feel pretty good to get it to 25% on the first try. I was not expecting that at all.
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    Awesome Games Done Quick 2016 - 2019

    I missed that donation but it sounds like the brother sister combo from Jessica Jones. lol
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    Bloodborne

    I got to the cleric beast once and got him to 25%. Every other time I get fucking ass fucked just trying to get to it. Can't really say I'm enjoying the game at all yet but I'll keep playing. I've been playing for at least 2 or 3 hours total now and I feel like I have made ZERO progress.
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    I laughed hard. Not quite as gross but earlier today I was holding him standing up in front of me. He leans toward me with his mouth open. I think oh he wants to give baby kisses. Nope. Little bugger wanted to belch in my goddamn face and then he giggled. And poop. My god just this last...
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    Awesome Games Done Quick 2016 - 2019

    So I'm wondering who is going to get kicked out of this GDQ and for what. This year at SGDQ some shitheel was kicked out because after he got boo'd he joked he was going to come back and shoot the place up. The GDQ before that I believe someone got drunk and harassed a chic or something?
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    Parent Thread

    What Bloodborne boss is that? yikes Poor kiddo. Ours has 8 of his teeth in now and hasn't fussed about any of them. I fully expected him to scream bloody murder through teething but the worst of it has been the drooling. He drools so goddamn much sometimes he'll soak whatever shirt or onesie he...
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    Bloodborne

    It had HP at all? I've only played for about 15 minutes so far. You guys seriously over thought that comment. lol