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After whatshisface yelled For Azeroth!! I was hoping to hear hard factions were being dropped. So damn disappointing.

I'm sure someone can photoshop in some ice and fire fisting jokes.

As someone going through a lot of shit himself I think I'm qualified to say knock the shit off man geez. I think we both need new cyborg bodies asap.

That's a bummer. Although honestly I'm not a fan of how they've been using him. The guy is super athletic. Let him do the high flying moves he can do. Switch him face if need be.

Man you guys are doing it all wrong. TFCC | Live Teach :P

Looks like jerseys vs. no jerseys? Either way looks terrible.

DLC roster has been datamined.

Protip: For horrible ass pain/'roids give this stuff a try for pain relief. It's been a massive sanity saver for me. Amazon.com: Recticare: Health Personal Care

When in any doubt get a second or even third opinion. Replying to a_skeleton_03 dripping blood out his butt.

My wife wanted it too. I just don't give a shit. We don't go to church and aren't going to start. We did have a pretty great reception after so that made the day worth it.

Baptised the kid yesterday. Mostly to shut the grandparents up. Tired of hearing he's going straight to hell. Fucking 80+ year olds lol. Had a nice big piece of cake at the reception and son of a bitch I had diarrhea all night and until a out 3pm today. I guess I was being made to pay for the...

I've played all the originals and I've been wanting to replay them for months but I made myself wait for the ps4 release.

awww shit my pops hooked me up with Last of Us Remastered, inFamous: Second Son, and the Nathan Drake collection today. Think I'll dig into Last of Us first.

That Bob Ross twitch channel is the perfect background stream to throw on and just leave running. It's like he oozes a natural sedative that calms you right down.

Geez column quit slacking off! Where's the schedule infographic?? :P

Had some Halloween photos and 6 month photos taken with my cousin who has a photo studio. The two front teeth crack me up.

Damn! Triple grats!

On the topic of teething. Our little guy has his two bottom teeth in already and it looks like he has at least 3 of his top teeth, maybe 4, coming in now. Two canine teeth and one top front tooth are poking out. The other front tooth looks like it's about to burst through. It definitely looks...

Well I'm glad I don't have a colon now then! Send me all your bacon!

I could just picture blood squirting everywhere. I've had 'roids that would bleed profusely forever.

That sounds very very messy as well. I do not want the Butt Championship so by all means have the competition. lol

Zit on your butthole? That sounds like it could be incredibly painful. Yikes.

You sound constipated. Try some metamucil or stool softener or both. When I'm constipated I fart like crazy and then I run out of gas and I'm stuck with shit I can't shit. It suuuuucks.

Viking. Dwarf Viking at this point would probably be accurate also.

The kid in his costume.

My wife caught our little guy tugging at his ear periodically last week. Took him to the pedi and he had the beginnings of an ear infection in that ear.

My brother had s nsst abscess they tried draining by connecting a tube from it to his stomach so that the acid would dissolve it. 2 days later he goes to wipe his ass and feels the tube sliding. Needless to say he freaked the fuck out. They ended up just cutting him open and removing it that way.

So fistula/butt surgery went fine today. Two fistulas that weren't terribly deep but there is some muscle involved so that does complicate things for the follow up surgery. And not gonna lie I was freaked out when I went to wipe my ass and felt Borg tubes and wires sticking out of my asshole...

I ordered the viking costume bout 30 minutes ago.

So I'm thinking this ridiculous costume for our little guy. I would have to put together a matching one for myself of course. Amazon.com: InCharacter Baby Lil Viking Costume: Clothing

pfft that's nothing. Thanks to no colon the way I splatter I get shit on the underside of the toilet seat. Looks like a small animal with brown blood exploded in there.

Congrats

I love the *ahem* Blunt Staff. Perfect! Edit: referring to the box art. Stupid phone not cooperating.

"After the show went off the air and the celebration ended, Sasha went over to Izzy and handed her the flowers that she received from Triple H. Sasha apologized and they bumped fists."

I dunno that look she gave Brooke after she walloped her was pretty great.

Asuka looks damn good in the ring. And she's got that crazy in the head hot deal going on. I thought she was going to lick Emma or something at the end there.

Damn they really have run out of original ideas.

Speaking of being snipped. I'm certain down the road I'll be going that route also. What's the discomfort level on that procedure? Or do I not want to know? lol

Bubba had a diaper yesterday that blew out the leg again. And he had a onsie with long legs on so it smeared all the way down his leg and the pant legs. It was so fucking disgusting. This kid shits so forcefully sometimes it blasts out like if you stepped on a ketchup packet. And he's...

ahh yes the classic excuse of "customer confusion". Nothing like saying Hey everyone we think you're fucking morons!