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I can't even imagine how horrific that would be for me right now. I could probably eat it while sitting on the toilet and shit it out as fast as I eat it.

Definitely seeing signs of constipation. Bloated and ripping fucking massive farts. Sounds like fun but stage 2 is a whole lot less fun. Time for some Colace and Senokot. At least the pain is back under control. Yesterday was miserable because I stopped taking the oxycodone. Still have hives all...

I've already been taking laxatives and stool softeners for over a week now. All these pain meds slow me down significantly.

I've been on them a few times for past surgeries. Ate them like candy for my double hernia surgery. Worst surgery I've had. :\

They sent a script for morphine pills. They should help. Lol

Yup. It helps but knocks me out usually which is fine at night but during the day it's rough. I was sleeping at the time but my doctor's office called and they're overnighting another med for me. They didn't say what in the message so I'll find out tomorrow.

TETRIS HYPE!!!

And now my back is broken out with hives. I bet it's the damn oxy. They had to switch me off dilaudid to fentanyl due to an itch problems. And the drain is fine most of the time but it does leak periodically. It seems positional but I can't figure out what position is causing the problems. It...

I believe SGDQ is always Doctors Without Borders.

Oh lord that sounds horrific. Just getting this shit on the scrubby tshirt and shorts I was wearing was bad enough.

So I had no new drainage on my clothing or even the dressing. PHEW! Hopefully crisis averted! I shouldn't need this too much longer. Maybe another week or so. I fucking hope. Need this damn thing out!!!

Fucking bullshit list. American Ninja 0%? Motherfuckers with some bad taste on Rotten Tomatoes!!

They act like the US education system is tops. It's a fucking joke.

Good. I can't fucking stand that guy.

My mother's service was like that. Quick but personal without being unnecessarily long and painful. It was nice. We had an awesome cookout after it. She would have approved. And I'm home from the ER. Ct scan showed no signs of a clog or obstruction, there was minor inflammation which is duh...

So it's like Bards overhaste in Eq? That was a thing right? Lol And this sucks I'm pretty sure I need a new drain. After 2 hours my shirt has a big wet spot and no new collection in the bulb. Trying to get ahold of my doc otherwise I'm just going to head to the ER. No pain or anything but...

Haha it's all good man. Kayfabe news is the Onion of the wrestling world. Occasionally they do have stories that make you do a double take because they could absolutely be true.

Lol that is very true. I do find myself thinking OK what's the most efficient way of fixing this shit. Then you get desperate and just try to faceroll shit. :P So I woke this morning and my shirt and part of my shorts are soaked in drainage. Already spoke to my doc and they feel it's just the...

Sorry to hear the news OB. Guys I don't really care what the ratio of helpfulness is it worked and I'm not miserable anymore. Good enough for me.

Well the non frozen absolutely did help but the frozen helped relieve the pain first. For obvious reasons. And if I could I would. I really shouldn't need them much longer. You live near Worcester, MA at all? :P

Inadvertently posted this in the damn pregnancy thread. I blame the oxycodone I'm popping every 4 hours. Update on the swelling. My wife suggested trying Witch Hazel. She had gone to a couple groups while pregnant and was told for perineum swelling to take a pad and soak it with WH and then...

Haha well I just have one Ziploc freezer bag with the gauze so no space problems there. And I tried both frozen and not frozen. The frozen gauze works a lot better. And I apologize that update post was made i n entirely the wrong thread. I didn't notice until I made this post. I blame the...

Update on the swelling. My wife suggested trying Witch Hazel. She had gone to a couple groups while pregnant and was told for perineum swelling to take a pad and soak it with WH and then put it in the freezer. When you have swelling wear the pad. Well I have a ton of gauze so I soaked some in WH...

If Tapert and Raimi are involved I will at least give it a shot.

You know that site is satire right? Or am I missing the sarcasm? Lol

The only time I really have a problem with Cena is when he was dropping poopy jokes and juvenile shit left and right. When he's actually making a serious promo he can be really good. The US Title challenge has been very entertaining with some incredibly matches. I still need to watch that Cesaro...

Hey kuriin any tips for a swollen taint? Been using an ice pack that has helped a little. I know I need to see a doctor for it but I'm trying to get out of this damn gas pain phase of recovery and getting this drain taken out.

Yeah they are shitty things but this is so far from how she would normally rationally act. It's hard as hell but I can't blame her and I know when she comes around she is going to feel devastated. I'm looking forward to her coming around but I am not looking forward to seeing that happen. It's...

Well I have spoken to here counselor but new stuff has come up and I'm trying to speak to her again. I have full confidence that she will be able to help her and us.

Yeah noodle and my wife is having a post partum episode right now too. Apparently I think she's a bad mother and crazy. And I only care about helping myself and not her. Well I hurt.myself bouncing our 3m old son on the yoga ball. I was desperate to let her sleep but wasn't successful. She...

No the drain isn't near my butt. It's in my abdomen where the tumor was.

I'm home now and besides bad gas pain and s badly swollen perineum from my bowels still waking up and bring constipated. I have s drain in since when they removed the 12cm tumor it left a huge hole. This thing was draining a ton the first couple days. Very dark opaque red. It is slower and...

Wow like Oklahoma? That does sound horrific!

I just had surgery so I'm still in the hospital and holy shit when I saw that on the stream I fucking hurt myself laughing. Fentanyl to the rescue. Lol

Are you trying to convince us or yourself? I was curious if that game was any good. I haven't looked into it but it looks kinda cool.

I was out of recovery for a couple hours when I got to my room around 6pm and by 8 I was asking to walk. They suggested I just rest for the night. I just wanted to get to work so I could gtfo asap. Turns out my roomie is a detoxing alcoholic that got his ass beat by someone. Clocked him with a...

Yes indeed she does!! I was finally able fo take a shit so I should be heading home later today. Had to go so damn bad and had awful awful gas pains. That shit is no joke. I ended up dry heaving while shitting and goddamn is that one of the most painful things you could do.

Everything went great with the surgery. There was concern they'd have to resect some bowel to but thankfully they didn't have to do that.

Thank you Gravy for the well wishes. At this point I just want this shit happening today.

Well I was due for 1:30 but now they're saying 4:30 because the previius surgery isn't finished. The fact that no one thought to give us a heads up and I've had to ask repeatedly for updates has me vehemently pissed off.