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Fuck it, I'm bored. How does drinking only water stop cancer cells from growing?

Coiling a garden hose takes up less space.

Sorry to hear you lost your job again bro

Well, I'm not a hard and fast, 100% no dating at work guy (obviously), I just do recommend caution and taking shit super slow. That way if you get the slightest amount of pushback, you can just pivot and maybe still keep face/your job. Sounds like the basics are all there - obviously don't...

Then I'd hate to be the guy accused of being "creepy" for making the first move.

I say this as someone who met his current GF at work - I wouldn't. I'd let her initiate just to alleviate any problems that might cause/prevent any issues like you're talking about. Mine pursued me pretty hard and I actually rejected her first offer simply because I didn't want to deal with...

I get that it's awesome. But I can't wrap my head around standing there filming that shit.

Pretty sure the ME wouldda picked that up if he had some broken bones. Didn't hear anything about that. As far as I understand, it was all set up - he had a couple bottles of vodka in front of him, couple bottles of coke, 18 smokes. His phone was on him too, and as far as I understand, it is...

Ding ding ding. As a dude who was married for 18 years, and now managed to sift thru enough shit to get myself into another LTR, I can tell you this is the hard and fast, simple rule to shit - If she likes it, she will tell you. My very first BJ, way back in the fucking day, I didn't really...

Well.... Back before I owned any firearms, my ex wife and I were in the death throes of our marriage. She ended up getting an order for protection against me which was granted by the judge based solely upon her answer to this question. "Does he have access to firearms?" And she answered yes...

Meh, go ahead and rant. That's kinda why I made this thread. I dunno what to do, gotta talk to someone. And you guys have been plenty helpful to me. It sucks, but I'm getting thru it. I just wish there was less bullshit along the way.

Nah man. Anyone offering to help me with this ain't evil. I know you would have if I asked, so you ain't. I also know you've had your problems, but that don't make you evil. Just makes you normal, and just doing the best you can to get by. Just like the rest of us. Don't be too hard on...

Yeah, and I'm not saying to get on some antidepressants and shit. Not saying that shit at all...fuck chemicals, fuck chemical dependency. But you gotta talk thru your problems . There's always another solution.

Well, let's bump this one more time so I can write this shit down and not forget the details in my old age. There was basically nothing left when they found him, after a month in the heat in the woods. Scavengers and nature took their course pretty quick. The medical examiner initially refused...

Bruiser and Silent but Deadly? Wait, silent knife.

Just change all pronouns to they, that's how you know they're inclusive! Seriously, most annoying shit ever. I also love they renamed the Brute and Scoundrel, because apparently that is problematic too.

Well, that's good to know. I'll probably still rebuild the sled and take out some of the things I know are bothering me because it'll be pretty easy to do so, and besides...I'm not just doing one piece here, I'm doing a ton of these things. Might as well try to save myself some sandpaper and...

Chainsaw surface Router surface Still have some tool marks I need to work out. I think there's some design flaws in my sled, and I can tighten up the tolerances...but these are 100% sandable if I need to. Good thing I've got about another 400 board feet of scrap before I need to get this...

Tix were like fucking $130, and I ain't paying that to see Babymetal and a cartoon band. Iron Maiden? Okay. But not that shit.

Time travel? That's simple. Save scum my life. Turns out I only need to go back a month to pick a different dialogue option to maybe a save a buddy.

Fuck yeah. Although I'm sad I won't get to see this in the theater!

My GSD is 12, so her fence jumping days are long gone. But I relied heavily on the fact that she just didn't know she was entirely capable of jumping it. If you don't have a rescue dog who is aware of his own capabilities, you should be totally fine with just a fence. Furthermore, with my...

What for? Either the fence keeps the dog in, or it's not your pet to begin with!

Build it all outta popsicle sticks.

His dad sent me a message again. He was found with a dog, they've had a S&R dog team out there for 3 weeks. 3 weeks, with a dog, to find him. That fucker was WAY off the trail. Dental records came back today, so positive ID now, sheriff department released the report finally. As George Carlin...

Yeah, I don't know all the details, obviously the sheriff is less than forthcoming, and I'm not gonna hassle his dad. I'm sure I'll find out more at some point. I don't think the cops were looking, sounds like they had a small S&R team, from what I gathered.

Oh, I'm sure they have all that. But the detective called me last night asking to see if I had any more information, because they still had no real idea how this whole thing fits together. They have no real reason for this to happen that works for them. I told them he's the most reliable and...

Morning thoughts..... If you ever find yourself in this situation, and they bring out dogs and can't find anything, go out anyway. 4 cadaver dogs couldn't find a dead dude in a 1600 acre park in 2 days? They're a little overrated, apparently. I wish I had went out with the team I had. I mean...

It's the worst of all worlds. She's fat, has no titties, and doesn't have an ass. That's supposed to be the upside of all those calories, yeah, you're fat, but you've got a big ass and titties. This girl should get her money back on that McDonalds.

I don't mind so much. It's nice to hope. But I told the sheriff as soon as I found out where he went that they weren't looking for anything other than a body. Just sucks that it's finally true and that last 0.01% is gone. I don't even have any pictures of us. Maybe the GF has some of us all at...

What's amazing is they think anyone is gonna pay $7k for it. Kinda jumped the shark with that one.

They found his body. Sheriff said it was in the park, in a place where he clearly intended to not be found. Didn't elaborate more on it. Pretty positive ID, since I gave them a description of his gun and they have that too. Probably pretty fucking gnarly after a month of being out there, so...

This router sled project is getting outta control! My workbenches are 24x60 and I needed a flat surface at least 34 wide by 62 long to accommodate all of the slabs I have. I figured that was a lot of cutting, so fuck it...4x8 sheet. Gotta grab a 2 inch hole saw on my way home from work, then...

Oh come on, there's only probably 2 feet of snow in MN by Christmas. It hasn't even gotten cold by that point.... probably only 10° or so. Shorts weather.

Yeah, I'd like to keep up hope too, but I just can't see him still alive and kicking with zero contact with anyone he knows for 4 weeks. He doesn't have his car, hasn't been home....that just seems extraordinarily unlikely. It's not like he was a survival guy and went into the woods with a...

It's been 4 weeks, no sign of anything. I don't think there's much of a chance. It's not like he pulled this out in like the Badlands or something and could walk in any direction for awhile. It literally butts up to residential on 3 sides, water on the 4th. If he was alive, the most likely...

Boneless ribs are really fucking good. I cook em in the oven in the winter if I don't wanna go outside, they're great in the smoker, and you can throw them on the grill if you wanna babysit them too. It's an even better deal if you just buy the pork shoulder and butcher it yourself. A few times...

I could only hope. Unfortunately, I know the score. Everything I say about that kinda shit is cope. He's dead. Not a doubt in my mind.

She's a fucking plant. He was on a plane to Bolivia by that point and she was paid to cause some misdirection for a few weeks

Jekserah looks like complete ass Meanwhile, here's the Lurker Luminary I printed for Crimson Scales.