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  1. Woefully Inept

    Health Problems

    My DVT/PE hospitalized me for 3 months straight. It was no joke. Having to learn how to walk all over again is harder than one might think.
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    Health Problems

    I had a DVT with PE and when I got to the ER and they saw my leg and saw me they rushed my ass back there immediately. If that's what it is and they haven't figured it out by now then find some new doctors.
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    Comic Books

    Yes, it has Cybernary 2.0. I just checked.
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    Parent Thread

    And you just jinxed yourself. You'll never sleep again. EVER. :P
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    Parent Thread

    We had to supplement formula for our little guy when we figured out that after nursing all day by early evening he is too tired to stay awake even after he fusses for it. We ended up alternating nursing and formula/bottle so that he wouldn't be so tired in the evening. It definitely helped him.
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    My new Dating Pool

    You forgot the important part.
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    My new Dating Pool

    Hey a bath. That's a thought!
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    Parent Thread

    I'll second this. Our son could be screaming bloody murder but the second I hold him like a football he calms down. Give it a try.
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    Parent Thread

    Love the Most Interesting Baby in the World pose he's got going there.
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    Parent Thread

    Harvard Pilgrim (Mass.) covered a 3 month rental on a hospital grade pump and after that we can trade it in for a home model also fully covered. The hospital grade pump goes for $2000.
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    Parent Thread

    His first poop caught us by surprise. It was 3 very loud rapid blasts out of nowhere. Like make 3 LOUD raspberry noises with your mouth and that's what it sounded like. We both busted out laughing much to her dismay after the c-section. No no don't make me laugh!! Lol I was telling my brother...
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    Parent Thread

    Damn I need to learn how to do that. Lol He had a fart the other day and his diaper was touching against my shirt. I felt the damn fart through the diaper and on my shirt.
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    Parent Thread

    Sorry to hear about your little guys problems noodle. Poor guy Our little guy responded great to the photo therapy and I could see a difference this morning. Plan is to take him home later today.
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    Parent Thread

    Bili level started at 20.8 and the first follow up after being in the tanning bed after 2 hours is now 19.2. So it's moving in the right direction now.
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    Parent Thread

    argh gotta take the little guy to the hospital to be admitted due to higher than they'd like bilirubin levels. Of course Mom is freaking the hell out. I'm sure he'll be fine but she isn't handling it so well.
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    Marvel's Daredevil

    After this Daredevil series I am really fucking psyched for Ironfist. I thought the action is DD was incredible. Shit is going to be over the top in Ironfist.
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    Sports Entertainment

    Finn Balor Posts Teaser Photo From Raw in London, WWE Battleground Tickets
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    Gardening

    I've got all the leaves from fall to still rake up and I don't think I'll be getting to that any time soon. I'm in no rush to address the issue. I just needed to be pointed in the right direction for when I do get to it.
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    Gardening

    Thank you guys. Honestly I've never done anything to a lawn besides mow it so this is entirely new territory for me.
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    Parent Thread

    My little guy farted in my damn face earlier today.
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    Gardening

    Does lawn care count as gardening? We bought this place a couple years ago and the previous owners were an elderly couple. The yard hadn't been raked in years, forget any real care, from what I've been told by neighbors. When I raked up all the leaves after we moved in some of the grass was in...
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    My new Dating Pool

    Thank you for giving me an excuse to post this again.
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    Pregnancy Thread

    Dude you don't even know. My little guy has fucking grown man farts. And when he shits? It's like a NASA rocket blasting off. It's like a 3 stage rocket. BRAAAP!!....BRAAAP!!!...BRAAAP!!! And when he just farts he is constantly sharting himself. There's always a little skidmark in there after he...
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    Pregnancy Thread

    Congrats Noodle!
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    Pregnancy Thread

    I was in the room when my wife received her spinal. She demanded it actually. She wouldn't have gotten it done without me there she said.
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    Pregnancy Thread

    Hang in there Noodle you're in the home stretch now! And don't worry I dropped bombs like Platoon every time I used the bathroom in my wife's recovery room. For four days straight. Smelled like a third world country in there.
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    Pregnancy Thread

    Good luck!
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    Health Problems

    Ugh I feel your pain. Well somewhat. About an hour ago my 4 year old nephew jumped on my back while I was on the ground. Yeah I can't stand up straight now. lol
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    Pregnancy Thread

    Well at 32/33 weeks they'd need a stay in the NICU for a bit so it's not TOO SOON. We have friends who had their twins at 28 weeks and they're both little rascals now at 2 years old and change. So don't let that frighten you too much.
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    Parent Thread

    Oh I know that but it was just nice to see something that looked like a smile. And he's only done it while sleeping so yeah he has no idea he's doing it. Good enough for me though.
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    My new Dating Pool

    Ok getting caught up again, still on page 34/36. Holy shit @seimone. Instead of pouring out some of your 40 did you skeet skeet into the air as a 1 gun salute for her?
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    Parent Thread

    Wow. Seeing your little guy smile for the first time is really indescribable.
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    Parent Thread

    And it has begun. Yes that is exactly what it looks like. I swear he saved up ALL of his piss until we went to give him his first sponge bath and he let it all go onto me as my wife was wiping his back down. Thanks Bubba love you too!
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    Gaems Black Edition Vanguard

    Never used one. Never heard of it before. I think I need it in my life though. That is so fricken cool.
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    Sports Entertainment

    Well his tweet didn't help either.
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    Pregnancy Thread

    My wife was 9 lbs as well.
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    Pregnancy Thread

    For what it's worth I was only 4 pounds and change when I was born full term. Now I'm a fat slob. That part might not be reassuring though.
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    The Video Thread

    Can you really blame him for this rant? Fucking bush league set! or something.
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    Pregnancy Thread

    Officially going home today. My wife has a friend who works in a NICU so I think we might have her swing by today. That would definitely calm my wife's nerves about taking this squishy guy home today.
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    Parent Thread

    So I guess I've graduated to this thread now. Late last night our little guy took a massive dump while I was holding him. Like audibly loud shart. Put him in the basinet to change him then realized I forgot to grab some wipes and a fresh diaper. Thank friggin god I didn't take that diaper off...