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Sucks to be him, I pound nails like lightning. Never strike the same place twice!

I apparently fucked up by ordering more shit from him - solo scenarios and Envelope X. Supposedly only people who ordered the base game only are getting it this early. It's almost like this fucking faggot is encouraging you not to buy his shit.

Nah, the conversation in the car was around some KitchenAid bullshit that was $129. My kid got it, but she said was she was shopping that the basic homeowner one had shit reviews, so she upgraded it. This particular one was about $1000. Unfortunately, she got kinda salty because my 96 year old...

Dude, the manual is the most delightful amount of Engrish ever. It is completely fucking indecipherable. I especially enjoy "When the gas leak occurs...." WHEN?!?!?!

In the spirit of Boozecube's food derails.... I was driving back from the state fair with my kids, stuffed to the gills full of corn dogs and mini donuts, and I joked "let's go to dairy queen and get a blizzard!" Then we started talking about how it'd be great if we didn't have to go to DQ to...

Due to my location, I've never had more than 5-7 kids in the 13 years I've lived here. This year, I decided to advertise a little more and quadrupled my turn out. Was really hoping to get ahold of a 12' skeleton or 3 so I could build the Qeynos ruins in my front yard, but it's a start.

Goddamn, Tuomas is just turning that band into a bunch of jacked metalheads who wrestle bears or some shit.

Won't change your life in the slightest.

I literally didn't have a choice. I had water coming into the basement via the ceiling. I knew there was a problem somewhere but couldn't see it, and water is funny. After stripping off the siding it was obvious where the problem was, and I knew I was in over my head. I've never done windows...

Almost got it done before the rain came in. Last panel was going up. Saved myself about $1200, and had a reason to buy a circular saw finally. Still need to sheetrock the inside, but that can wait till next weekend. Man, what a fucking project. Every time I do something like this, I...

Steel siding is a fucking whore. Half inch off just going 3 panels up. Having some serious issues getting them to connect. Figured I was on the home stretch, but might be doing this all evening all week!

Man, what a fucking project. Should be able to finish it up today though. Also, pretty sure I know why everything sucked on this side of the house. I'm pretty sure when you replace wood frame windows with vinyl, you're not just supposed to take the glass out and fit the new fucking window in...

I didn't even think about that, but yeah, that's probably the case. We can't get people at work, why the fuck would anywhere else have people coming into work every day? If that's gonna be the case, I think we all need to brush up on our DIY, because you ain't gonna be able to pay enough for...

I just realized I don't actually have to stress too much. I've got no sheetrock right now. All I need to do is finish the exterior of the house and wait till it rains. If it leaks, I'll know with the first raindrop. Now I just hope I remember how the fuck all this shit goes back in. I labeled...

Well, this is the most ambitious project I've ever attempted. I'd totally love to do this...to someone else's goddamned house. Holy shit this is stressful. Anyway, got the house sheathing back on, fucking window is a nut hair too small for fitting an extra 2x4 in the hole after we took all the...

I figured that was probably the case with 10x more players on chess.com, I just didn't think it would be quite so drastic.

I am also about 400 rating higher on Lichess. And I am baffled as fuck about it.

Last guy i played on Chess.com....96.7% accuracy. Suuuuuure. I find Lichess to actually be a better site. I suspect Hikaru drives too many shitbags to chess.com.

Yes, and it's fucking annoying. I haven't played in 25 years, and the game is so much different now. Now it's all computer engine driven. When you play online, you can fucking tell when someone's loading up an engine. You put them in a bad position and all of a sudden they take an extra minute...

I finished milling that in July, it's drying now. Won't be dry enough to work with for another year+

From the firewood rack. From the stack drying. And no, it's not sun bleached...it's in the shade, and it's also put back together as a log with the stickers in between slabs, ratchet strapped together. Not entirely sure why it's changing as it dries like that. As I said...I've got plenty of...

All of my walnut appears to be getting lighter (color wise) as it dries. Disappointing. If I didn't know it was walnut, I would question it looking at the stacks outside. Very odd. The firewood didn't do that. Not sure what the deal is.

Hes 19. He lacks the wisdom to understand what the correct thing to do is. He's gonna keep doubling down on stupid shit because that's what you do when you're a dumb fuck 19 year old.

He's got some studies on Lichess where he brags about playing perfect chess the entire game. Dude is full of complete shit.

You know, they do make those remote controlled vibrating panties and shit, and that would actually explain a lot of things. It would certainly explain his weird facial expressions and seemingly lack of interest/concentration in the game.

Well, been 2 weeks since I brought mine in. Vet wasn't at all concerned. We've maxed her out on carprofen, but still plenty of other things we can give her. Put her on gabapentin, which blocks the nerve pain and all of a sudden, she's like a whole new dog. Her leg and hips are still fucked up...

Solo scenarios also out today for digital, although beware they heavily nerfed many items, including the Beast Tyrant and Soothsinger's. I really don't like this "patch a fucking board game" thing they've got going on.

I thought about doing it that way, but I couldn't find a big enough granberg mill like that anywhere close, and I cut down the tree during the pandemic, so everywhere was out of everything. I love that shit, I definitely made the right call milling out all mine, even though my stuff is much...

Because it wasn't installed right, I'm guessing. And since window installation is above my skill level, I'm sure someone's gonna look in there and find where it was flashed incorrectly. But I most definitely am not equipped to pull that thing out, replace what needs to be replaced and put it...

Ah it doesn't matter. Window sill is rotted. There's the culprit. I had them put in in 2010 and they never really "worked" right (wouldn't close). Company that put them in is still in business, shockingly, but I highly fucking doubt they're gonna do anything to own up to that shit. I don't...

That's okay bro, no hard feelings. I didn't explain the problem super clear. I only have until about 730 these days to work in daylight, so trying to get as much of this done as I can. The problem is literally contained to that corner of the deck, and then water (I'm guessing) is running along...

Yeah, there's 2 panels there, and I obviously am not redoing the entire south side of my fucking house. It's got that rotten fiboard panel that wicked up a bunch of water, and then that foam insulation on top of it, then it should be a very straightforward process. Pop that shit off, put the...

Yep, so I pulled all that off, pulled off that rotted board and the insulation, gotta flash on top of the ledger and put everything back and we should be good. I hope! I gotta figure out what the fuck this rotten sheathing is. It is not OSB or plywood, some kinda bullshit fiberboard crap. I...

The gutters aren't the problem. Deck flashing over the ledger has rusted and rotted away. The deck is near the end of it's lifespan, been there close to 30 years anyway, so I'm not looking for anything substantial when it's just going to get replaced in the near future anyway. Once or twice a...

Our changing table was similar, but had a rim around the top so the kid couldn't roll off if you needed to move a hand off them for half a second.

Can't seem to figure out where this water is coming in. Oh, thanks Dish Network guy. Just burrow the fucking cable in the insulation, and then throw a glob of caulk somewhere near it.

I'm kinda surprised it's that low for commission on the route. Like 10 years ago, I knew a guy who owned a Brownberry route was pulling in 6 figures a year easy.

da fuq is this? dubstep metalcore? dubcore? Metalstep?

Well, had some wind driven rain seep into the basement this summer, already got the insurance payout for it. Time to figure out where it's coming from before I bother fixing any drywall. I figured the likely culprit was the deck given the location of the water. Under my patio door is some...