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Ideals with women are extraordinarily malleable. I fucked the religion out of a Catholic one once. I'm not worried about a lefty chick...they just make me the kinda tired that sleeping won't fix.

Heh, my fucking cat just murdered the fuck out of a squirrel today too. Brought it back to the door, ripped it's head off and ate it. Just the head. I can't figure it out. Everything the cat kills, he just eats the brains. There's so much tasty organ meat and fat and all kinds of easy protein...

There's a difference between women that need straightening out, and lost causes. Anyone who discussed politics in any way on a dating site was a hard pass for me. Tell me about YOU, I don't give a fuck about Orange Man or Sleepy Joe.

Don't. Just use the absurdity of the world and common sense positions to turn HER into a nazi. Way more fun. It's been awesome watching my GF go from "orange man bad" to "you need to buy more guns"

I had one of those. I'm 6'3 and doing alright in that department. Dated this gal who was like 5'3" and had only been with her husband, who she said was not real big. Took fucking FOREVER to get her naked, so I believe her. Finally get around to getting down to business and she no shit pulls one...

I don't really care for most black women. Just don't find them attractive. I'm not racist...but my dick is REAL racist. Maybe 1 out of 10,000 black women is worth a second glance for me. Just not into it. I wake up one morning, and have a like on my profile from this.... actually really...

Now that the snow is gone, I took a run out there. Tree is 22 inches in diameter. It's 10 or 12 feet to even the first branch on the trunk. It's total about ~35feet high. Gonna be sad to see it go, but honestly, I'm tired of it killing my fucking tomaters.

Bear in mind, Thief River Falls is only above 0° for 8 minutes per year.

Man, Lzzy Hale is hitting the wall fast.

I've got an '04 Ram with the above mentioned 4.7L in it. 219k miles and no major issues. Thing is a workhorse. I've heard trannies are shit for that year, but mine is a manual, so I've never had any problems. I imagine anything you fine in that range now will be well past the transmission...

Heh, this aged well.

I don't see where those 2 don't stack. But I did see that the entire orc team has some form of animosity now. I guess that's one way to kill a team.

Appears that the only nerf is to pile on. Is there something else I'm missing? A free foul isn't much different from a re roll, other than the fact that you have a chance to be ejected for it

Honestly, I switched to them solely to cut calories without having to switch to diet soda. Sorry, just something I'm never gonna get over is the artificial sweetener taste. A can of cherry coke is like 35mg of caffeine, most normal energy drinks are 160mg. So, as much caffeine as 5 cans of...

This is not untrue. Everyone in my family CONSTANTLY jerked off my mom as some kind of amazing cook. My mom dries out every turkey for Thanksgiving and has done so for 40 years. I mean literally spending 3 minutes chewing one piece. My mom dried out a fucking ham for easter one year. I don't...

Celery is just one of those things for me. No nutritional value, and a weird texture when cooked. Complete garbage. It's just filler, provides nothing except mass. It's a total deal breaker. Too bad too, because Marie Callender is usually a pretty good babe.

It's $3.99 currently on steam for the next 40 hours. Probably worth picking up at that price. I'll investigate further.

It has more than swanson did, which was zero! Fuck celery!

Okay, but have you sworn off BLOOD BOWL 2?!?!? Been meaning to go see if it's not a steaming pile of shit.

Too much fucking celery in these. The Swanson's ones were way better. Can't find the fucking things anymore, and ain't no way I'm touching a Banquet pot pie.

Well, he is british, he doesn't have fun things he can do like go shoot guns or get into throwing knives or something. He's also relegated to watching soccer for sports, so cut the guy a break.

Nah. A man is entitled to moments of weakness in his life. I would be a liar if I said I had no such moments in my life. Gav is a good dude, and I'm nothing but honored to have run that league with so many good dudes. It was one of the highlights of my life, and for one brief moment in time, I...

Well, if this had been a thing 6 weeks ago, I wouldn't own a 3d printer. Couldda got half of what they offer for what I spent on that thing.

What's rustling my jimmies is I go down the row in the pol sub forum clicking on threads to catch up, and every other time I click on the memes thread, it shows the latest and greatest Sadre Spinegnawer bullshit that doesn't make sense to anyone. What's worse is that i have him on ignore and...

You say that like anyone bullying an anti-masker has a fucking job anyway.

This is about the only news that proves we live somewhere that's not totally lost yet.

I wouldn't kick her out of bed. And not just because I am not able to.

Fyi, all of the coke flavors should be back in stock soon. Supply chain finally eased up and almost everything is back in production. Orange Vanilla Zero, Mello Zero, and Diet Ginger Lime are all back.

Heh. Solid. I just found out not one, but 2(!) of the last women I dated before my current GF have babies now. Holy shit, so glad I got snipped.

Well, if you wanna talk about life, we can do that. I just turned 41. My parents were 21 and 19 when they had me. They paid off their house the year I moved out (at 18). I knew a long time ago that I wanted to have kids early and have them gone while I'm still young enough to do shit I wanna...

What the fuck? What is this? You know how much you're going to get roped into paying for this? As much as you let yourself. You can say no. A kid does not deserve a car, or insurance, or an apartment, or college. Period. Fucking period. There's literally no discussion to be had. They...

She didn't marry him. At least that I know of. I don't really care and we don't talk. I mean, she tries to talk to me, but I basically ignore everything she says unless it requires a response, which it mostly doesn't. She basically just fishes for information and I don't waste my time because I...

You say that but there's always someone willing to offer her a better lifestyle. My ex made double what I did too. Now she gets to fuck off with her entire salary instead of contributing to bills.

I have a lot that's almost an acre. The trees are downhill from the garden. We've tried raised beds and potted. The tip off was actually the pots, that's how we knew it's not a fungus or something in the soil.bThe tree emits juglone from every part of it...so it just drifts and covers the...

Yeah, I don't think those estimates are far off, and it's got a nice straight trunk until pretty far off the ground. The lowest branches are way outta my reach. And yeah, I'd keep it until it got fucking huge and make something cool out of it...but it just rapes my tomatoes every year and we...

Minnesota. My guess is it's about 40 years old, because that's how old the house is, and there's 2 on my lot and not many in the neighborhood. So 35-40 would be my guess. So it's not super huge...I don't have accurate measurements though since it's down the hill from the house, so the...

My brother-in law got fired from his job because a woman accused him of raping her....7 years ago. No police report. No court case, no nothing. Just because it ain't happening to you doesn't mean it doesn't happen. On a different note, thanks for putting this together Falxy, the protonmail...

Every marriage is different, so every divorce will be. As far as alimony goes, my ex also had 110k in student loan debt. She tried to claim that was marital debt as well. I said "Sure, we can do that. But your degree is a marital asset then." She shut up very quickly.

Can't get remarried until you're divorced. And a divorce in the basic terms is a division of assets. My ex had about 50k in credit card debt. Even though she ran it up, it's considered "marital debt." So half of that is legally mine. Even though she ran most of it up without me even knowing...

That's exactly how I view it as well. My retirement plan revolves around my house. I can work out a lot of the fiddly details, but I need my house free and clear before I go, and I'm gonna be fine. I came real close to losing it. I actually owe my ex-wife's boyfriend a debt of gratitude...had...