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I'd like her a lot more if her rerolls were super rare but you felt like there was a solid chance at some real prizes when you got one. Right now her gambles are pull tab tier. Ever buy a pull tab? You feel like a complete idiot five seconds after. The fuck am I even doing. Logbooks are still...

Did 99 Gwennen rolls last night while following a basic cheat sheet and also buying what could have been useful shit for myself and/or bases. It would have been much faster to just trade all that shit for the ten alts of value I ended up with as I sold her back all her shit. I do not understand...

The game is full of numbers top to bottom but I can't get numbers about the damage I took. Right.

That's such hogwash. Telling the player wtf happened to them when they exploded is some really basic functionality. I got popped once last night and once the day before and while I was pretty sure what I was doing was a bad idea (looking at you, metamorph) I have no idea how much damage I took...

If you're going to one-shot me than I also expect that you will tell me what the fuck happened so I can learn.

I liked them because they were these valuable little things that might show up through just regular play. They were exciting.

As a derp those little slot machine payouts are a big deal. I'm sad to see them go.

Sorta? It's not consistent. One of the other chase items Zizaran bemoved the removal of were the level 21 gems with 23 quality as drops. You would be out there playing the game and you get this big drop and it is exciting. This league they changed it so 21/23 gems no longer drop while running...

The message is submit to a one world government or be destroyed.

If logbooks weren't sweet (they're sweet) this whole thing would have been a bust for me. I went with Absolution at the start and really liked the skill but had to bail on it at the start of yellow maps so that was kinda shitty. I really don't feel like leveling up something else either so...

The flask changes, movement skill changes (I loathe the change to Second Wind) and changes to mana costs/reservations/triggers each make the game play a little bit worse or a lot worse depending on your own particulars. Wanting to reign in character power I understand but in doing so the basic...

Do they still have all their double jumping gliding air dashing goodness?

It's alternate universe Barbie Girl

That segment advertised Space Jam 2 and they had to pay to use a related song?

I sure do like being begged for money from someone with expensive hobbies.

Even though the inert potions are lore you can put four of them in the trade window with the NPC one at a time and turn them all in. I use one hotkey just with I wish to assist to speed it up and then try to remember to hail. I never bothered to try and completely automate it with some drink...

It's maybe the thing that bothers me the most - the spoofs are all so surface level. It's like these people have heard of Hellraiser, Captain Planet and Voltron through cultural osmosis but don't really have anything interesting to say or do with them. There's no clever take or reconstructive...

Imagine not wanting Thickvanas.

Go dragons!

Every time I've rolled up a character late on a TLP I've always quit during leveling. Stabbing yellows with a Fungi on with zero chance of death for 2% exp each hurts my soul.

Bless every single person that lists something for one alchemy and then actually follows through on the trade. I don't know why anyone does it but you are a hero if you do.

The early levels are complete trash. You don't have many buttons or recovery mechanisms. It's a whole lot of auto attacking.

Rog and Gwennen both make me feel like I am doing something wrong. I finally bought enough trash from Gwennen to get enough different uniques for completion so I'm just going to pretend she doesn't exist. That's going to be tough since the game has just stopped sending Tujen my way. I haven't...

I love dystopian fiction but I don't want it in my optimistic space future.

Blizzard's chief compliance officer will fuck your shit up.

The nerf is most annoying when I'm trying to get around a map that is semi empty or I'm backtracking and the diminished charges keep my speedy flasks from refilling off the stragglers.

They're just not all that interesting.

It's OK, next patch we'll give those three the Elementalist Treatment.

Games that have social mechanics when played with people that take that specific kind of shit super serious turn mega toxic really quickly. A party game like that werewolf/villager thing (one or two people are werewolves, gotta figure out who, each turn they kill a person, vote someone out each...

It does feel a little shittier in general. You know when it feels fine? When you're zip zipping around putting the entire map to the sword. It makes me suspect for that the top end the change doesn't amount to much but for a shitter such as myself the game just plays a little worse unless I've...

Alright, wtf do I do with Gwennen. The only thing she's given me so far is the "you have bought a unique item from Gwennen" check mark.

Unlicensed Sonichu cameo, you hate to see it

That's the story, yeah. It was the original FoH forums I believe. I think in the story he had sewn his money in to the suitcase and it still all got stolen.

Who was it that had the story about going out to some desert state to meet up with a girl from EQ, found out she was married, got robbed, bailed out of the trailer window he was basically imprisoned in and then almost died from a urinary tract infection?

I'm fine with seeing more logbooks (logbooks are great) but what I'd like over what looks to be a flat buff to drop rate is a heavier influence on the logbook signposts but then less signposts for them overall. It feels bad to go for those nodes over and over and have them not pay out. I've...

All the same woman? Can't tell because Asian.

I'm pretty sure I'm still spoiled from Ritual.

There's a two part episode of the Extreme Ghostbusters cartoon that bridges the old and the new better than we get with massively expensive franchise reboots. Hell, the show itself is a sequel with a diverse group of young people and manages to not make each character a paragon of the box they...