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You don't get it. If you tell your wife that you're going out on a camping trip and she says "no you're not," and you want to kill yourself over it, then you don't have control in the relationship. I'm not saying you need to beat the shit out of her. I'm not saying you need to tell her to...

What's fun? Telling people that are giving actual relationship advice to other guys that they don't know what they're talking about? Look around, dude. Look the other relationships around you. Look at the guys who can't go out with their buddies after they get married. Look at the guys who...

What's your deal dude, are you trolling or what? Seriously, a woman's biological imperative is to obtain the best partner she can to produce the best offspring she can. Do you think we're so far removed from the animal kingdom that all the mating competitions that exist in multiple species...

Manual labor seems to solve behavioral problems quicker than anything else around my house. My oldest even tells my youngest "you might wanna start listening to dad, or you're gonna be pulling weeds all day." Yeah, you can take away privileges and stuff, but that never seemed to fully rectify...

I hadn't even met my wife's parents before we got married, and mine didn't know until after. Of course, my parents are assholes, and I got married at a courthouse on a Thursday, so your mileage my vary.

Women don't respect weak men. That's as simple as it gets. If you want your wife (or hell, anyone) to respect you, you need to stop being weak. I get the depression shit, but you absolutely can not be a doormat or it's going to make things worse. Women are with you because they want someone...

You wanna talk troll 6 star? The first fucking thing I pulled was a rainbow egg and I thought "oh fuck yeah, fujin time." No. Anima's evolved form. Eat a fucking dick, and get that pad z shit outta my REM. I really don't care about GFE rates, I have so many goddamned GFE's, but I will go...

Honestly, I would whale more, but when you get to a certain point in the game, it just doesn't get you anything. $60 worth of stones + the 30-40 I had saved up gave me a Kaede and a Sima Yi this godfest. Not worth it at fucking all. Edit - I should say that was all it gave me for useful...

He's holding down a great sub spot on my alt's Hermes/Sun Quan team. Top tier teams are overrated anyway (Also require actual top tier cards).

You likely don't know what the fuck you're talking about, but okay.

She only walks all over you if you let her. "You're not going." "Watch me." That's all the conversation needs to be.

Balboa is the roll of the day, it seems. Balboa #3 on 3 accounts. Wood chipper is right. I'm at about 10 rolls and I'm definitely done for the day. Probably try tomorrow, but it's not looking good for this godfest being any decent at all.

7 rolls, nothing but MP. Godfest is shit.

I have Minerva on 3 of the 4 household accounts. The last is my alt account with my wife, who has both Minerva and Ilm. We have no compatible high tier leads. Sure, we have Balboa/Artemis and Hermes/Sun Quan, but all of that shit is mid tier at best, and super frustrating to run harder...

~1.18% chance for a specific 7 star. Prepare to throw down hundreds if not a thousand bucks to pull one.

I used to think that until I learned how to microwave it. Bacon in 6 minutes with little to no mess > all other bacon.

I warned you!

Eggo waffles, man, You don't have to be much more than 3 years old to open up the freezer, grab a waffle, hop up on a chair, drop it into the toaster and then forget about it until 3pm.

Hard pass on Heroine machine. After seeing that whale on Reddit's 200 pulls looking exactly like a subset of mine did last time, I'm not wasting my fucking time. I don't need another 8 Mito's. Challenge Mode however is yielding great rewards, stockpiling stones like a motherfucker for the...

Indra is only required for the Arenas if you're soloing it. On Co-op, you have enough HP usually to not need that much of a shield. No Indra here, so Susano ahoy.

Don't awaken or Revo Indra. The reason people might favor Thunderdragon is 400 more HP vs 100 more RCV, so better for same color inheritance. It doesn't matter at all if it's off color, and then the only real reason to do it would be because the mats are less valuable than the jewel required...

She's got enough HP to tank everything in the dungeon for at least 2 turns. 2 delays means you can stall for skills everywhere you want/need to. I'm still fine tuning it, but my success rate keeps going up, probably in the 80-90% rate. Bring a Susano or Indra shield for Mhera so you can...

That's Athena, Homey. Who also, is pretty badass and I recommend acquiring one. And the reason is that the very next godfest after I spent 2 hours grinding out that sonuvabitch dungeon with Grodin cheese, I got Liu Bei's on both accounts. Nothing like obsolete before you even fully...

Super resource for DAthena - guides/leaders/darkathena - PuzzleAndDragons

Yep, you need a double SBR sub, Loki fits the bill, and his burst is fine until you get the gemstone ready.

I respectfully disagree. MP dragons require a hefty investment to be used. DAthena is usable right out of the box, and kicks fucking ass. Ao- said he's not even to the point of doing A1 yet, so all of the things that you need for an "optimal" DA team to be running A3 (Facet, Durga, 3 Haku's)...

Didn't you say you had a Persephone? I got one for my alt acct with Persephone/DAthena. You probably need a Facet inherit though with the lower base multiplier.

DAthena smashes the dungeon.

Pandora? I've got her inherited on a Persephone.

A1 isn't that hard, it's just a bit of a time investment learning everything, where you can and have to use actives on and where you can stall. Also the fun minigame of figuring out damage ranges for your team with certain combinations. I think it took me about a week of trying to get even a...

Yeah, but then you need to either anubis skillforce that dungeon, or stall out 999 turns. I've got better shit to do with my time.

They only milk stones out of you if you give them to them. An Attacker Killer latent is not worth spending stones on considering how easily (apparently, I have not tried yet) DAthena rolls A3.

Heh, 68 million damage with no awakenings eh? Well, uhh, gemstones are out, so...wisdom king damage buff? Oh yeah, with no time to stall, either. I guess Anubis x your favorite 7x6 board maker.

Project Fi is awesome, but here's the problem. If you're not in the market for a $650 phone (the Pixel), then your only options are the Nexus 5x and the 6p. Both are currently in class action lawsuits due to shoddy construction by their respective manufacturers causing bootloops. The 5x alone...

Your alt's friends list is full, Tduck. They weren't kidding about DAthena, she fucking wrecks shit with a stable of Hakus and Persephones. Honestly, looking at my friends list, I LOL so hard at people who give zero thought to preparation for a 750k monster. You knew she was coming, that's...

DAthena out monday? Check 750k MP? Check. Tamadras? Check. +297 baddie? Check. 5 Badpys? Check. 2 dark snowglobes? Check. Bootloop on the Nexus 5? Check.

Well, it turns out shit doesn't go right sometimes.

Metal Dragons will get buffed soon, so hopefully you saved your super king rushes from the Azazel challenges this weekend. DAthena timing would make a lot of sense to be dropped with that buff. I've only got ~30kMP left to farm. I can sell some fucking Sherias's or Zuohs if I have to.

I don't see the point in this 0 stam shit. The game is heavily cooked in favor of multiplayer right now, so I couldn't give a shit about doing single player normal dungeons for any amount of time. All of the people on Reddit creaming themselves over how much fodder XP they will get have...

Why are you removing responsibility from the woman? It takes 2 to fuck. If she's continually being fooled into sleeping with guys for no commitment I fail to see how that's a man's fault. I thought men and women were supposed to be equals. If they're supposed to be equals, how are they so...