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"There are three rules that I live by. Never get less than twelve hours sleep, never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese."

No, really. System of a Downs is in the same shitty radio rock category as Nickelback.

IN gw2 there was a spot at the inquest mark II golem where you could stand on him and he wouldnt be able to hit you with any abilities. Solo'ed him right after release. I can't remember the specifics but there was something you could whisper to players in the Twin Emps fight that made them...

Yeah, shaving lines on the side of your headisa pretty bad look

When you look into the ...

God, when nameless elf chick is doing her elvish healing she does this stupid thing with her mouth that made me think of My girlfriend and I bost started bursting into laughter when it happpened.

Well this thread has taken an interesting term. Fuck your pussy hair metal.

Went back on a GW2 kick for about 2 months. burned out again. Played FF14 for a week? Terrible. Resubbed this morning :/ WoW is the ultimate "but he loves me" example but instead of a black eye, I show up exhausted to work.

Has all that time spent in warsong gulch made me a counter-terror expert?

Beware the freshman 50.

I worked for Abercrombie and Fitch when I was 20-21 years old at the home office. I would run through PLUs for pallets and my main job was to look for discrepancies in the shipping inventory. Winter was busy as fuck but right around February everything pretty much stopped. I would do about 30...

Seriously, as posted above. Skip LA. You won't miss anything.

Even pedophiles have a code of honor

I have a dark curiosity to see what this desert hag that you're fucking looks like. Also what you think her reaction would be if she was able to read this thread.

There's getting help from your parents and then there's mommy and daddy buying you toys.

This is really the kind of life that ends with the sound of teeth scraping across the steel of a shotgun barrel. When you're parents kick the bucket and you burn through the inheritance what are you going to do? Being a mallcop or whatever at 50 doesn't scream "I made a lot of good choices."

I've been waiting for this game for 4 years now. It was the reason I bought a playstation 3.

I am going to rain down a hellstorm of gossip down on you mandrakes. Your own maters won't be about to look you in the face.

This game is really at it's best in short bursts. I log on nowadays when one of the living world events intrigues me and to do the monthly achievement. There's really no punishment for not logging on every day.

It would be involuntary manslaughter. Murder, first or second, involves intentionally doing an action to cause harm to a person. The first and second and differentiated by whether or not the action was premeditated.

I once had a general manager from Venezuela that had an absolute 10 body. Huge but manageable tits, beautiful phat ass with a tiny waist but an absolutely play-dough like mug. When she started a co-worker just commented "Why would God do that?"

Holy shit setting up a new SE account is the most aggravating thing ever.

I have no mouth and I must scream

Sub-forum?

Let's say that anyone ever would consider that being "lied to." In the same vein, you lied to her by not saying "Hey, I rawdog girls from the internet all the time." Conclusion: You're both idiots. I bet you have sex in the missionary position with the lights off. Did you ask her to sleep...

Yessum

37 hours left with 13k to go. ...Fuck it, I'll actually donate. At least this is original.

I have a friend that does that on the side during the weekends to help pay for her PhD. She tells me it's just whipping and verbal humiliation. She never fucks them. I don't think most of them do. You're twig and berries should be safe, bra.

I'm glad my job asked if I wanted to work on Thanksgiving so I didn't have to drive to BFE Ohio. Instead I'm going to cook Chinese food, watch Stripes and fuck the misses.

I played this a couple years ago and had to bow out around 40 because I simply couldn't find anyone wanting to do group content. Those changes make me want to fire it up again.

Also, for the first time ever I noticed Mel Brooks trying to lick the little red button...

I've never ever been disappointed by a Muppet movie.

Ahem

I had a buddy who has never played an MMO before but is a huge Elder Scrolls fan play the beta for about 2 hours at my place. "I can't believe that I'm this disappointed"

Don't forget the obligatory "You're suppose to die" intro.