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  1. zombiewizardhawk

    League Of Legends

    Speaking of the GP rework... I played him a few times and I just absolutely do not like the barrels. I think i'm just going to play him like I did before the rework and pretend that all they did was remove his passive damage/speed boost E and replaced it with nothing. Kind of sucks because his...
  2. zombiewizardhawk

    MMA Thread

    I'm assuming genetic testing can still determine if a man is a man even after hrt/surgery/etc.? If so, i'd say Ronda should probably push for said testing on Cyborg before they fight cause like I said before, Brazil has a lot of trannies (and Cyborg is one of them). I'm not sure if I want to...
  3. zombiewizardhawk

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    I don't think Packers make the Superbowl. I'm gonna say they don't make the championship game either.
  4. zombiewizardhawk

    League Of Legends

    Right, cause you've seen me play the game and know that my mechanics are shit and my game knowledge is shit and I play like a one armed fat guy with keilbasa fingers. Who said it was a bad thing? All i'm wondering is why you guys are throwing such a hissy-fit over something that has literally...
  5. zombiewizardhawk

    League Of Legends

    No way, normals are a waste of time, you'll never get good like that! You have to flash-flay 1700 times to get the hang of it. You definitely can't practice ali combos or kallista hopping in normals. Jeez, every other MOBA on the market has a sandbox mode with 0 cooldowns etc. for practicing...
  6. zombiewizardhawk

    League Of Legends

    Where did I say that? No elements that require a sandbox where you can spend hours spamming the same fucking thing 80000 times that's for sure.
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    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    I'm glad you chose #2 and not #1... cause that spot is occupied by the Patriots.
  8. zombiewizardhawk

    League Of Legends

    I like that you're trying to compare a game with 4 moves per hero and 2 summoner spells to fighting games that have 10+ hit combos that are only doable in a certain order because only some punches/kicks/moves lead in to other punches/kicks/moves and the rest break the combo and let your opponent...
  9. zombiewizardhawk

    League Of Legends

    So.... why exactly can't you guys practice all this "crazy mechanical requiring" shit that you want a sandbox for... in a bot game?
  10. zombiewizardhawk

    Marvel Heroes 20xx

    Alright sweet, i'll check a few of those guys out. I had 2 moves stolen/borrowed on rogue and when I tried to take a 3rd it told me I couldn't without erasing one of the others (had 1 stolen from enemy and 1 from ghost rider, tried a 2nd borrow when I got the message to delete one). Not a...
  11. zombiewizardhawk

    My new Dating Pool

    Junkies will steal to get their fix. You heard it here first, folks.
  12. zombiewizardhawk

    Marvel Heroes 20xx

    So I just downloaded this tonight to try it out. Picked Hawkeye first and got him to 10... before I use my first unlock on him, is he decent or considered trashy? I played Rogue a bit afterwards and she seemed wierd (why does she have 15 different ability steal/borrow moves if you can only...
  13. zombiewizardhawk

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    You mean the team with more "performance enhancing" members than the Tour de France? I'm still waiting for the asterisk on 2013 Seadderall's win. Oh wait, they're good cause it's not the Patriots.
  14. zombiewizardhawk

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    So you're argument is that Brady got the rule changed in 2006 and then never talked to the guy who would be deflating his balls and then the story breaks and he starts handing them autographed material as condolences cause they had to be shitcanned now. Tell me again why it took 8 years for...
  15. zombiewizardhawk

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    So he got the rule changed in 2006 so that 8 years later in 2014 he could bring this guy into his private room and set up an elaborate plan to deflate all their balls so that they would be able to beat the Colts in the AFC championship? Wait, maybe these guys were deflating balls for him for 8...
  16. zombiewizardhawk

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    Well, IDOlive in Ohio now... Maybe I can go complain about my tooth to get the vicodin scrip.
  17. zombiewizardhawk

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    I'm still waiting for actual proof that Brady cheated.
  18. zombiewizardhawk

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Maybe has something to do with the fact that if you fumble the ball in NE you're riding the bench for 5 games, too. Nah, nevermind, i'm sure that has nothing to do with it. DIRTY CHEATERS WITH FLAT BALLS.
  19. zombiewizardhawk

    Top Box Office movie on your birthday

    OH GOD THE EVUL PEEPLZ GOTS MY INFOZ!
  20. zombiewizardhawk

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Aren't you the guy who just argued that no other team has ever done shady stuff in the previous few pages, acting like the only dynasty to ever pull any shenanigans are the Patriots and thus they shouldn't be mentioned without *****'s everywhere? Sounds like jealousy to me... or maybe just...
  21. zombiewizardhawk

    Top Box Office movie on your birthday

    The #1 movie on *my birthday* was: Rambo: First Blood Part II My song was... The #1 song on *my birthday* was: Everything She Wants by Wham! Hmm... I can live with this.
  22. zombiewizardhawk

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Watch out, dude. You're now officially a Boston homer who never watches football according to 95% of the jealous morons in this thread.
  23. zombiewizardhawk

    Everquest II

    All pets in any EQ game should always be named Jabober, IMO.
  24. zombiewizardhawk

    The Girls Who Broke Your Heart Thread

    I would be willing to sneakily film myself having sex with pretty much any female if anyone on this board might need some proof of adultery. I'd do it on the cheap, too.
  25. zombiewizardhawk

    Feds Raid Jared Fogle Subway Spokesman's house For Kiddy Porn

    All I did was get some penicillin tho cause, you know, some things are more important (like meth and casino money).
  26. zombiewizardhawk

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Maybe you've seen the actual proof that the Patriots and Brady were cheating, instead of the "proof" that the rest of us have seen? I'd love a link, if so. I also find it hilarious that you (and all the other haters in this thread) don't think any team other than the Patriots tries to get a...
  27. zombiewizardhawk

    MMA Thread

    yup.
  28. zombiewizardhawk

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    I liked crafting in this game, til you get to the higher level items and it becomes mandatory to have almost all of them max level along with multiple perfect gear sets etc. to craft an item that probably won't sell anyways because token items are easier to get than the millions of gil for 1...
  29. zombiewizardhawk

    The Dallas Cowboys Memorial (2015 Off-Season) Thread

    Unlike all the retard Patriot bashers in this thread.
  30. zombiewizardhawk

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Well... to be fair, Aaron Hernandez did it himself and got life in prison too. Obviously you would want to utilize a bit more caution.
  31. zombiewizardhawk

    Funny, Strange, Random Pics

    Just sayin...
  32. zombiewizardhawk

    Feds Raid Jared Fogle Subway Spokesman's house For Kiddy Porn

    Do they, tho... do they really?
  33. zombiewizardhawk

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    Fair enough. He only jumped down my throat with his rabid fanboyism because I took Teck's side in an argument where someone said it was stupid to call it easy for the reasons I just listed so I assumed he agreed with the guy. I never once stated whether or not the new content was hard because...
  34. zombiewizardhawk

    League Of Legends

    I'd probably do that if I hadn't read a bunch of posts saying that rito was actually banning purchased smurf accounts lately.
  35. zombiewizardhawk

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    And yet you very specifically said the low clear rate wasObviously shit will change once more get their welfare/eso weaps (next week)implying that the low clear rate was, in fact, due to people not having the proper gear. You can't say that it's going to be getting cleared more when people get...
  36. zombiewizardhawk

    MMA Thread

    I gotta agree with everyone saying Cyborg is a dude. I looked at a few of "her" pictures last night out of curiosity and yea... combine that with the fact that "she" is from Brazil (which happens to be home to many many many trannies) i'm gonna trust my instincts on this one.
  37. zombiewizardhawk

    Final Fantasy VII Remake

    Agreed, and I chunk it up with the best rpg stories of any franchise too.
  38. zombiewizardhawk

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    Of course. Last time I played this randoms still struggled to do Titan extreme with 60 ilvls on the fight (cause random pugs will probably never again be actual groups of competent players, there are too many people who either just don't care or are literally too stupid to listen or are just...
  39. zombiewizardhawk

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    So gearchecks are the standardized measure for "difficulty" in a game? So the hardest content in the world would simply be a fight that requires 75,000 hours of grinding x to get weapon-for-boss-01 even if you just frolic in and 1shot it once you get the weapon? Cause you know... before you...