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Depends on when last call is. Portland, ME last call is 1AM, and the clocks dont jump till 2AM so we dont get shit.

Not after Manning retires apparently. The Broncos are setting themselves up for some dark ages.

That looks right. Except that "T" should be duration of time between cars on the coaster, not the duration of the ride itself. Assuming that the coaster has more than one grouping of seats going around it at one time.

It's Arizona. That dog could probably have shot her legally.

Pleasantly surprised by the Revis signing. Not a typical Pats' offseason move. But with the 7.5m Hernandez cap hit coming off the books next year they can afford to re-sign him for a few seasons, or at least Franchise him.

Jim Harbaugh is going to start himself at QB midway through next season.

I think Jail seems more likely than death. Wasn't he a meth addict?

Torch should start as a white dude, get his powers and "flame on" for the first time, and char himself, thus becoming black. Foolproof storyline.

Motherfucker should be in jail. 225 lbs. of muscle and he decks a woman... What a piece of shit.

Dont read too much into it. The top 8 spots all belong to teams in the AFC west and NFC west, simply because those divisions had multiple teams with good/great records and they each play eachother twice. Actually that makes me think the Pats are in for a tough schedule next year, because the...

I'm sure normal locker rooms involve insults, hazing, and pranking. But anyone trying to suggest that laundry lists of texts, consisting primarily of "I'm gonna rape your family members" are normal, is really far off base in my opinion. I talk like an old sea captain around my friends too...

How many more were you able to get in?

When you'll be 27, later this year......

I think we all know that socialized bootstraps are the only kind of government we need.

WTF does that mean?

Anyone else have a totally normal childhood with non-crazy parents? Or am I alone in this matter...

The Incognito thing makes me feel like a dick. Even when I thought i was being reasonable by saying 'I'm sure this shit happens but Incognito is clearly still a massive douche', turns out hes not a bad guy after all. I've certainly got friends I say worse shit to on a regular basis. Makes you...

Okay so now we just need someone on the Broncos to shit their pants.

Every player on Denver has to be about ready to give up. This is completely over at this point.

game

How does the right wing manage to get their stupid bullshit into widespread discussion so often. Why is anyone entertaining the idea that Obama might be a racist or simply stupid because he said his hypothetical son could look like Trayvon (a point that no one is even attempting to disagree...

Loved it...

The idea that Richard Sherman is an amazing cornerback both physically and mentally, and that he is a colossal shitbag, are not mutually exclusive. No one denies his talent, but even his incredible talent is less obvious than his brazen douchebaggery. It is known.

He is coaching the Vikings.

Just got home.... That sucked to watch. But the Broncos were clearly the better team and Manning was the better QB in that game. Grats Broncos, and "lifelong Broncos fans", You guys earned it.

Age probably determines who you consider LT to be. I was born in 87, so I never watched Taylor play. I've obviously heard him called LT, but if you're mid to late 20s or younger, chances are you also heard Tomlinson called "LT" early and often.

Unfortunately that different team was the Redskins.

Cool. Thought it might be fun to make a deck with guttersnipe, young pyromancer, and sprout swarm. Didnt know if it would work appropriately though.

Yea, tough to watch that stuff happen to guys like Harvin and Gronk. So much potential, and they just can't seem to get a chance to play.

Rules question. Can creatures with summoning sickness be tapped towards convoke? On the card sprout swarm, is the buyback cost added to the initial cost? Thus making you able to cast and buyback the spell entirely with convoke...

Garlic is behind none of the doors. Therefore the question is invalid.

Just found this thread. What ruleset do most of you play Legacy, Vintage; Modern; Standard, etc...?

In another season or two it will probably be more applicable to refer to him as RG3PO after all of the metal his knees will require...

Their fault. They wouldn't be retarded if they supplemented with garlic... I just coat my dick in garlic oil before I knock bitches up. In like 20 years you can blame the onslaught of superchildren on my unlimited garlic weiner.

You just wrote a thesis, based off a sentence. Somethin' to think about...

18-0?

Get a smaller truck, and tell them that the last two in have to walk. Then get some popcorn.

wow

The chiefs bench is about to get hit by a meteroite

WHERE AM I?!