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I appreciate the hyperbole, but this isn't even close to being true as long as the patriot act still exists.

I think what you're missing is that a couple of us are rustled about having to deal with people who have the same brand of crazy. BTW try turning up the TV or radio. It only bothers my wife if she's thinking about it. If she's distracted by something else she doesn't notice it unless I go "Am...

A plant? WTF I know he fucks dudes but he says he's not gay. OK fine, if it's going to be a plant make something somewhat cool like a venus flytrap.

The problem is, that's not the other side of things. That link is explaining that it's all you. My wife has this mental disease too and I'm constantly accused of chewing with my mouth open when I'm not. So I'm not inclined to believe you when you claim that everyone in the world chews open...

The noisy eating complaints belong in the First World Problems thread.

Maybe you should try acting on it just once. I think I know how it will go and it will cure you of your grandiose violent thoughts even if it doesn't cure you of your mental issue. Mine today is some piece of shit telemarketer machine that keeps calling me and when I don't answer it somehow...

lol @ thinking those register jockeys are intentionally ripping you off on your produce buys. I'd like to see that training video.

I say "I worfed" out loud IRL.

I know what's going to happen. We're both married to other people now and still work together.

Trouble you already invited when you started dating the co worker.

Why do you pooh pooh workplace drama? That shit is important. I've seen a number of workplace couples. The only ones I can think of where it didn't end with at least 1 of them out of a job were the cases where they were married first. There's one where they may have met at work and got married...

Well, rodgers got sacked. The time keeper probably just assumed it was roughing the passer. You can't hit a big star like that very hard, ya know. Not unless you make as much money as he does.

What is the best case for seizures? That you have developed epilepsy? Just guessing that because I've known a couple of people with it and they seemed to be doing OK once they figured out their triggers. Don't shit where you eat.

I like to play porn on my phone at 200% volume. Come at me bro.

The defense is so good that the offense gets demoralized having to practice against them. They never have a chance to get in synch. Also injuries and bullshit penalties.

dude, they don't have to be nudes. Bitch has a facbook, right? So she already posts pics for the entirety of humankind to see. But yes, work on her for permission to post the nudes with FOH written on her tits in cum.

This is an old rustle. Gas stations requiring your zip code when you pay at the pump like it's some sort of fucking PIN. What are the odds I stole some dudes gas card and didn't get his entire wallet where I can read the zip off his license?

Someone change these test tubes to highlighters and I think we have our coverart. And then lets not include any mentions of the swamp donkey in the porn.

What the fuck why are you posting pics of the 12 yr old student? That's not how we roll round here dude.

OK. I'll ask again next year.

I didn't even notice that.

It means that you use something other than what you sell to get high. If you're selling coke and wanna get high, drink alcohol or smoke weed or something. It's a business principal. If you're using your own shit you'll never make money.

If you're talking about the potato3 spelling, then yeah kind of. It came from that meme of the retard girl saying she can count to potatoe. Him constantly saying shit that's pants on head retarded is why we have the potatoe reaction. I prayed and God told me to vote for potato3. Dirk...

I like to think tolan only pretended to want it. In reality he probably sat in a dark room thinking about what this title meant, and cut himself as he wept.

Shit this is a tough one. I'm going to have to pray on it.

San Antonio Raiders has a nice ring to it. Last time I looked they have a perfectly good stadium sitting there LNIB. They play like 1 college bowl game there a year.

I wanna know if the pats fan's house has been burnt to the ground yet for questioning bill's decision.

Why don't we have the cringe reaction available in this forum?

Thanks for that. I give the pats fan credit for continuing to film instead of smashing his phone. And LOL at gronk playing safety. Why? They're lucky he didn't hurt himself out there missing that tackle. I wonder if this was a case of the dolphins looking at the personnel and calling off...

"Don't be a pussy. Sometimes a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do"

If we do put donkey in it, it's gotta have a highlighter on it's flat chest somehow.

So what is your sexuality? If you say bi, are you only bi for trannies? What genders have you dated in the past? Any attack helicopters in the mix? How do you feel about nessa finishing the surgeries and chopping the dick off? Would you say Nessa's cock is feminine? Do you ever tell...

Amazing that tyen isn't being blown out by potato3. I think some of you are voting for him for shit he did 10 years ago. The most notable thing he did this year was kick trex to the curb, and that was quality entertainment.

Keep this shit in perspective. It's not sudden from me because I'm a homer. I just haven't said anything about changing the thread title till now.

I don't like needles either. The proper response to that should have been "Don't be a pussy. Sometimes a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do" Then you could have countered with "At least distract me with a nice set of tits to play with"

We're going to need to see the shooped pics. And of course real nudes of her for comparison. If the story checks out, we can probably use our charity to pay for her legal defense.

At the time, I thought the penalty was because he hit him helmet to helmet, and he just mistakenly called it PI. The announcers were talking about the DB having a right to stand his ground. Whatever, that was the first of like 3 plays in a row where the refs decided to make bad calls. The...

Picasso3 vs. Tyen Xequeal vs. Ossoi

takemymoney.jpg Why make the money if you can't enjoy spending it?

Nah you just claim to be participating in no nut November so chicks will try to tempt you. After you give them a pearl necklace you can be all like "damn baby you so hot you made me give up my deeply held conviction"