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  1. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You're right. Let's only get advice from the same echo chamber as always. I know what Lendarios meant - but the way he said it "next time we argue I'm going to rape you unless you stop me" seems like a pretty big leap from what's being outlined as vanilla sex. You guys are taking massive...
  2. Noodleface

    Smartphones

    Off and on. I'd bet it has to do with switching towers
  3. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Agree with alavaz. I've only had one recruiter worth a damn ever actually contact me first
  4. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    No, you said rape her
  5. Noodleface

    Desktop Computers

    Well I'd go big and do a 3xxx it you want to stay Ryzen. Otherwise go 9700k
  6. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Rock on
  7. Noodleface

    Health Problems

    I drink the literal boomer meme
  8. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Classic

    Booze I know you want my dick and all but lay off. I didn't know we could only post in the threads we play, especially when this forum is built on commenting on people being giant faggots
  9. Noodleface

    Smartphones

    Googlefi and get a pixel
  10. Noodleface

    Health Problems

    Can anyone recommend a good fitness tracker? I got the Fitbit versa and it's reading my bpm way off. It has my resting bpm at 120 and I guess this is a common issue with them.
  11. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Dude you give the absolute worst advice and the worst part is I don't think you're joking
  12. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Classic

    :emoji_fork_knife_plate::emoji_poop::emoji_coffin::emoji_gay_pride_flag:
  13. Noodleface

    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Even better. I asked another dude a question on a code review, something pretty legitimate I thought and the guy responded with two paragraphs. So it wasnt some dumbass question. Junior goes in and marks MY question resolved. He didn't open the code review or have anything to do with my...
  14. Noodleface

    Health Problems

    Been drinking energy drinks e ery day for years now. Went to the doctor today and my heart rate and blood pressure were completely healthy, but I can't put my finger on it - I just feel like shit overall. I'm fairly certain they're taking an unseen toll on me. So decided to quit. Gonna be a...
  15. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Classic

    Fuck them for making money
  16. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Also good to have someone else posting stories. Takes the heat off me
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    World of Warcraft: Classic

    Buddy and I did war and shaman and it was perfect
  18. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    I was going to post that if everyone here is saying you're not explaining the situation well enough to understand but you're adamant that you are - then which one do you think is the problem? My wife didn't open up sexually until the last year or so, which I've documented here. It started with...
  19. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Oh please it's a joke. It' doesn't matter that she lives a few minutes away and I might have seen her in public without knowing
  20. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    My queen
  21. Noodleface

    Health Problems

    But when you expel a liter of diarrhea all at once that has to feel great
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    I think the guy is autistic if I had to guess - not even in a joking way, I'm.pretty sure he is. So it may just be social trouble
  23. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    He can make her cum in one minute dude. Come on
  24. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Hes looking for validation to cheat on his wife Who he knew wasn't willing to initiate sex For the last 20 years
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    Beginner/casual golf clubs?

    I wouldn't spend $800 if I played up to 5x a year, but to each his own
  26. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Classic

    I think you're discounting DPS because you think they aren't desirable to dungeon groups, but keep in mind that every group needs 3 of them. Tanks are always more desired because there are fewer of them, but that doesn't mean DPS aren't desired. Especially in a version of the game without LFD...
  27. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    This is all really self-centered. Are you sure you love your wife?
  28. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Classic

    Just in our (TRIGGER WARNING) guild we had 3 admitted botters that got banned multiple times. Those are just the ones we know of. And yes they post here, I won't call them out. It wasn't even about us knowing they were doing it, because I think with the exception of one we really had no idea...
  29. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Classic

    The best part of ban waves was logging in and several guild members were mysteriously offline
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    Cool man I'll check in on you tomorrow. I've got boxer installed but last time I logged in some idiot from IT kept trying to call me at 3am And he is a good engineer, just lacks humbleness and tact. I have thought maybe he's autistic which would explain things. I just can't imagine saying...
  31. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    You aren't really putting into words what's actually wrong. You say you have a healthy sex life but it's not fulfilling. What does that mean to yiu? Banging a 20 year old is fine and dandy, but what's that really gonna get you besides Chlamydia
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    IT/Software career thread: Invert binary trees for dollars.

    So I'm sitting in my cube today. Our manager is remote, so we call in for 1:1s. One of the juniors on my team dials in and he's my cube neighbor so I can hear everything. He starts droning on about how he'd completed all his stories mid sprint and he's pulling backlog items. He then says that...
  33. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    I like that they specify a hamburger is $1. Like you can't even throw in the cheese ???
  34. Noodleface

    Men's Fashion

    I bought that ratchet belt Lenardo linked in the last page and I love it. Very easy to use, no annoying holes to deal with. Only problem is when you're done taking a shit everyone hears CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK
  35. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Just think of it this way "Wow it sucks how often you're doing something good" vs "Wow it sucks how often you don't do anything at all"
  36. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    A week or so ago I went to wendys and they were out of coke. Never had that happen before
  37. Noodleface

    The Fast Food Thread

    Goddamn booze is pissssssed
  38. Noodleface

    World of Warcraft: Classic

    I mean druids are tanking on private realms. It's a real thing. You wouldn't want one to MT unless you like actively hamstringing the raid
  39. Noodleface

    Marriage and the Power of Divorce

    Once a month? I got kids, the place is destroyed 3 minutes after cleaning