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Well shick just got a new customer as I bought a pack of YOUR overpriced blades the other day. GIS for shick.

So a guy goes to a whorehouse. He's not been laid in a month of Sundays, he's desperate, and he's poor. He says, "All I have is five bucks? What can I get?" The madam says, "I do have one girl. Well, I say girl, she's pushing 70 but she's still got it where it counts. Best I can do for...