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  1. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    You captured a Varian! >>Assign to slave fight pits to level up. >>Rename slave?
  2. Kuro

    The Red Letter Media Appreciation Thread

    Surviving Edged Weapons is great.
  3. Kuro

    Civilization VI

    Better be Future Tech weather control/earthquake doomsday machine tech so we can conquer gaea's bitch ass. Also, we've been looking beyond borders the entirety of Civ's existence. Domination is the only good victory condition, so we've been removing borders for decades now...
  4. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Classic

    And you've gotta go Classic to make that twitch strum moneys.
  5. Kuro

    Fallout 76

    New player retention strategy.
  6. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Classic

    R14 grind is going to suck even harder in the era of twitch streamers. Now you've not just got neckbeards in the 12+ hour a day pool, but people who actually do that shit for a living.
  7. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Classic

    As god intended.
  8. Kuro

    Path of Exile

    Inb4 they manage to convince themselves to make Diablo 4 De-Emphasize Loot. "Judging by how high Paragon Level many of our players reached, we believe grinding Paragon levels to be the more engaging gameplay element."
  9. Kuro

    RIP Stan Lee

    Don't worry, they'll bring him back in Avengers 4.
  10. Kuro

    Artifact - The DOTA Card Game

    You're paying for 10 booster packs, I believe.
  11. Kuro

    Path of Exile

    Honestly I prefer the 1-attack/1-move/all the passives shit. When I'm playing ARPGs it's to mow through things like a grain combine. Spin-to-win baby.
  12. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Current Year

    Yeah, have had two friends come back to the game this expansion and quit while doing 60-80. Despite having free boosts available to use because they bought BFA :D
  13. Kuro

    MTG thread

    Yeah, Keyforge. Was pretty fun to play in the prerelease. Definitely not a game I'd ever want to touch competitively though, since it encourages some pretty degenerate behavior if you take it seriously. Feels a bit like playing Battle-Box in Magic. Didn't lose any games at the prerelease...
  14. Kuro

    MTG thread

    Kind of off-topic, but thanks Richard Garfield.
  15. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Classic

    As a teacher, fuck yes summer. Now watch their definition of summer be "first day of PLAN in august."
  16. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Classic

    Be shit, get lit (on fire). Saving them only helps them to believe they're not shit, and doesn't let them know they need to modify their behavior.
  17. Kuro

    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    But if Sam and his friends are all angry at once on twitter because orange-man-article#347, that's not a herd manipulated by bad actors tho. THAT is totally real, righteous anger. Totally.
  18. Kuro

    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    They're all busy taking classes to learn how to make mobile games.
  19. Kuro

    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    Obviously it'll come out in 2022 to celebrate the 10 year anniversary of Diablo 3! It'll be the best selling Dating Simulator of all time.
  20. Kuro

    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    I wouldn't be surprised if D4 has been scrapped/reworked multiple times. Same shit happened with D3. Especially with big changes in the roster at blizzard, that shit's ripe for "changes in direction." They're also watching other ARPGs lean more heavily into build/system complexity and be...
  21. Kuro

    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    Something new for Season 16? Triple Treasure Goblins?!?!
  22. Kuro

    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    I wonder how many versions of D4 will have been scrapped and rebuilt by the time it launches in 2025.
  23. Kuro

    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    Maybe they'll throw d4 beta onto your account if you commit to a 4 year wow sub this time.
  24. Kuro

    Everquest - Live Servers

    Don't worry, he's working on VR experiences now! Maybe he'll release something on the Oculus Grift.
  25. Kuro

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    There's still a few baby boomers not retired yet. They have to wait for their target demographic to reach maximum joblessness before hookin em.
  26. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Classic

    Ganking is just god's way of punishing people for being too slow at leveling.
  27. Kuro

    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    Full frontal nudity. Swing that barbarian caber.
  28. Kuro

    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    Obviously that's why they hired all the MMO people to work on it, it's not going to be a classic ARPG.
  29. Kuro

    Final Fantasy XIV (Guide in first post)

    Finished up getting my allied races and alts to cap in WoW, so was looking at trying this out again. Is that new "road to whatever" bonus for new accounts, or for new characters? Haven't played since the lead up to Heavensward, so probably just going to roll a new character.
  30. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Classic

    I just assume they'll line it up with the 25th launch anniversary. Maybe a Beta Version for bug-catching before that?
  31. Kuro

    Red Dead Redemption 2

    The fire was a distraction, you're supposed to be behind the shop loading the RDR2 boxes into the getaway wagon ya idjit.
  32. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Classic

    Obviously best choice would be to have a Vanilla Server, a TBC Server, and a WOTLK server, and allow transfers forward at max level on the previous server. Make blizzard that money.
  33. Kuro

    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    Obviously they're preparing for the "What Fresh New Hell Is This?" marketing program for D4.
  34. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Classic

    For an authentic classic experience, they'll randomly boot you off the demo without warning, and not let you log back in for an indeterminate time period.
  35. Kuro

    RIFT

    Report: Significant layoffs at Trion Worlds following acquisition by Gamigo CONSUMED.
  36. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Classic

    Those fucking lava spider pets were a nightmare as a Caster without delay-ignore. Such fast attack speed. Like, those guys were one of the specific reasons they nerfed pets into a gray sludge of same-ness later in the game. Also that Rare Wolf that randomly had like 30 higher resists than normal.
  37. Kuro

    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    Diablo 4 gonna get Titan'd.
  38. Kuro

    Diablo 3 - Reaper of Souls

    The blizzcon where they announced D3 all it was was the logo, and then talking about the Monk, wasn't it?
  39. Kuro

    Pan'Theon: Rise' of th'e Fal'Len - #1 Thread in MMO

    When EQs on a bagel, you can play EQ any time.
  40. Kuro

    World of Warcraft: Classic

    I think my favorite twinking memory was when one of my guildies ragequit wow for a month because he planned out the perfect twink, went and did all the quests that you could cheese with a higher level character to get over-leveled quest reward gear onto your alt, carefully plotting out the exp...