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WSB loss flair is full of some delicious cringe.

Asshole market could wait till tomorrow to fly up. My 1k contribution doesn’t drop till close.

Lot of investor kids gonna get their first lesson in losses, lol

I see you are new to the furry thread. Wait til you get to the second level of furry bingo cards.

Funny thing about this GME squeeze is that it's clung on to life long enough to be a zombie squeeze. Anyone who makes loss porn from here definitely has worked for the lols they'll give us.

Fund worth less than a billion that specialized in buying bad sovreign debt. Dont think meme stonks had much to do with that one.

All the news reports are telling me silver is great, where do I deposit my money into the hedge fund silver?

WSB investors are like the viking beserkers of investing. Losing everything is kinda the norm, but for the winners its glory.

Yea, I meant buying, and assumed he did too. The crash is definitely priced in.

I looked at put prices and its pretty cringe right now. Way too much money to bet on something that's obviously disconnected from reality.

Let the insanity continue I say. Trying to short squeeze silver via buying a silver ETF is particularly hillarious and nonsensical. Even if the ETF rises exponentially it will be before the price of actual silver. The disconnect between the etf price and silver price wont be easily fixable via...

Kaladin will be there to keep Hyr in the 58%.

There's rampant fraud when it comes to buying silver online. It's really common for gold/silver sellers to get banned for fraudulent activity, because most of what they sell is fraudulent.

IR was hillarious at times. I fucking lost it on the golem brothel episode. I hope by the end of Healer redo we find out the demon is the good guy trying to save humanity from this bullshit. Cause there's exactly 0 redeeming qualities to any character.

People are selling out of good investments to do it. I'm just redoubling my effort to gather up good stonks/etfs while the price is down. I'm not the gambling sort, and I'm way ahead of schedule on retirement in late 40s, so no need to play it fast and loose.

I had a robinhood account just so I could join the lols investing group at work. Have since closed my account and will make fun of robinhood users who havent when I go back to work next week.

Everyone on both sides knows that GME isn't real. It's a smash and grab. Many will go broke, so some poor autists can go rich.

Have to admit it'd be pretty hillarious if it happened.

I've seen some pretty retarded companies the past couple years, but I think robinhood these past few days is a clear winner for gold and the corporate special olympics.

Literally everyone I know from lunatic lefties to crazy right-wingers watching this is saying the same thing. "Hahaha, fuck the hedge funds". Watching people come to the defense of hedge funds is just embarrassing.

Unless you're shorting things for a living, this is just an opportunity. Sounds pretty reasonable to me. Especially the part with a lot of autists coming out broke.

Sell everything to invest in the future of GME.

Short data isn't published that often, so the answer is we don't know how shorted gme is at the moment. I guess we'll see if the sparks fly or not soon.

Their trade restrictions on buying stock were retarded. This on the other hand is entirely reasonable.

So the market works fine for them as long as nobody is looking? Clever insight.

Pretty sure eulas don't negate financial crimes/fiduciary responsibility.

After hating on the pizza hut detroit pizza I had my expectations low when I got this mac and cheese after a morning of hard labor. God damn it actually is pretty legit. They gave me one of the most fucked up orders I've ever had in a fast food place, like burger king levels of completely wrong...

GME halting up two times in a row now. Autists must be moving their money to other platforms that actually work.

Holy shit these declines. I can't wait to see the loss porn. This is gonna be some truly epic stuff.

While there is potential FDIC coverage on some funds in robinhood, for the most part no, you are not protected.

Not if they're found to have failed there fiduciary responsibility, lol.

Statement checks out. Also put "robinhood lawsuit" into twitter search and you'll see that the nerds are ANGRY.

lol, Everything in this thread: Shooting yourself in the foot 101.

There gonna be some lawsuits. A brokerage has a duty to inform its customers of legitimate concerns, but to interfere with their ability to act in a way that arguably brings catastrophic losses?

How do you live on that?

Are you an expert on thots opening their accounts. If so gross.

Well was the crust way way more crunchy than a pan crust, or crunchy as a pan crust, I guess?

All the pizza huts in my area are less than a 3 rating, so I might be biased with what I was served. Have you had detroit pizza before and how would it compare, I'd like a little ranking for reference.

Didn't we start last year with lots of proshares leveraged etfs getting nuked from orbit? This year already feels close enough to Deja vu. I just hope that this turns into a disaster big enough that Biden's first major bill is literally the wallstreet bailout bill.