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Tarisk vs. sakkath Mudcrush Durtfeet vs. Kirun RobXIII vs. wellijustdontknow On your mom..., or dad

I freaking love beef and cheese.

Fuck yeah, last on the list. I'm number one, I'm number one, I'm number one!

Sorry fam, I totally forgot the pic. It was not intentional. Please forgive my stupidity. Terrible faux pas

Much better nudes in the one with Sam Jackson.

Fuck dude, I'm fucking with you. I know. I said that I only got ONE vote, and it wasn't even mine.

Nah fam, rigged rankings last year, I didn't even get one vote in the first round. I voted for the other guy. Check that, one dumbass voted for me. Otherwise, I got beat by some something or other.

I'm not confused. I just don't care. Y'all getting your panties in a bunch over your silly game amuses me. Of course I read and understand the rules, I could give a fuck.

Seems to me that I did. Proof!

Not true, I just did.

Thank you for your consideration.

I hereby and wholeheartedly nominate @wellijustdontknow. Fuck you very much.

Why do women with absolutely beautiful breasts get fake bolt on titties. It's horrendous.

Bottom two are twins

Saying I didn't drop a drip is the same thing as saying I didn't drip a drop.

This...I like. That face, though. Rough on the eyes.

What kind of sick bitch takes the ice cube trays from the freezer?

Next time, drink before you ring.

I love eating pussy, too. Does that help? I don't care for faggots or faggot sex, just sucking the cock.

Nah, fam. I just like to suck dick.

Pics or gtfo

It's a start...

If they come with prepaid envelopes, stuff them with trash and send them back. Put in some small heavy pieces of metal, or whatever, to increase the postage.

Where is the great Fedor. I truly, truly miss his excellent posts.

Dang it, I was hoping for NUT butter. Sad face...

Ok, double lines means that they can start making orders faster, instead of one at a time. Some items don't get cooked until you order it. The frozen fish filet at Mcd's take a while to cook. My rustle is the"please pull forward". No, I'll wait here. They do that so that their drive through...

I'm disappointed. I was expecting to see some logs. Where are the logs?

I read a meme and assumed it means that you get all worked up about the next day being Monday, and you have to go back. Dread built up on the day you should be enjoying...

Not be a faggot ass whiny little bitch. Fuck, get your dick licking ass out of bed on Monday and go to work. Sunday scaries? WTF? What kind of bullshit is this? You have a day off and you're going to be rolled up in the fetal position crying like a little bitch because you actually have a job to...

Holy fuckin' WOW. I thought that you all had reached the apex of assheadedness, but here we are. It's a simple definition. Just because the bread is still joined doesn't mean that it doesn't meet the criteria. Fuck!!

A bunch of whining ass pussy getting "rustled". What kind of faggot shit is this?

...a fucking picture, of something, anything FFS.

I would love to practice my deepthroating technique daily, but I just can't find the time or someone to practice with.

What's the difference between a rooster and a faggot? The rooster says cock-a-doodle-do, and the faggot says, Any cock'll do. Hahaha, that's funny!

Thanks for asking. Life's good. But, no cock lately, she would most certainly not approve.

No, I don't get a chance to suck cock often. I'm too afraid of catching a disease. Condoms aren't quite what I want when blowing someone. And yes, I fantasize about showing and/or sharing a blowjob with the wife probably daily. It's most of my masturbation fantasies. I got hard just now thinking...

I can live with that. I enjoy sucking dick, so there's no argument.

I told my wife early on in our relationship that if I could suck my own dick, we'd never have met. Of course she doesn't know that I actually like to suck cock.

A hard dick isn't fleshy. Some people, myself included love the feeling of having a nice warm cock in your mouth very enjoyable. I also love the eruption and taste of the salty-sweet jizz coating my mouth and tongue.

I agree, sucking your own dick wouldn't be any less gay than having any cock in your mouth. Some friends had the conversation about sucking your own dick, it's gay/it's not gay, whatever. Then the convo went beyond, would you come in your own mouth, would you then spit or swallow? It's already...