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I don't do it very often. It's been years. I had a friend I'd blow regularly. Sometimes, his jizz was funky. I didn't ask him what he ate, I would almost always let him cum in my mouth. Sometimes, I would let him give me a facial and then use his cock as a squeegee to push it in my mouth. I...

To suck is to live, I love it. I do not want any of the other stuff.

No, you're only gay if you give

No, I prefer pussy. Sucking cock is so good, though.

Sucking dick is one of the best experiences...

Then you're not bi. What? You like to be buttfucked, kiss dudes, butfuck guys? I'm more singular on the male side, cock in my mouth is my kicks.

I like to suck cock. No fag stuff, kissing, butt fucking and such. Let me suck your dick, cum and leave. I love women and pussy, but sucking cock is awesome.

Thank you Izo for making me a legend

Last time was about 6 years ago, I wish it was more. But, I don't want a disease.

Probably

Sucked a dick yesterday, but ran out of time to make him come. The cock was great, had a great time, but bummed no nut juice in my mouth.

Who is that on the right? She is bonerific.

Dudes, ear and eyebrow hair is better than the alternatives, bald or dead. Pluck, don't pluck, you decide.

Ok

I'm going to need updates. Oh, yeah assholes who just do asshole shit because they're assholes. Sorry about all the assholes...

Megan wouldn't even be the hottest at the nearest Walmart. Gal isn't the hottest in Hollywood, either.

Pretty girl thread with no face, how can you tell if she's even pretty? Also, ugly girls in the PGT. I realize beauty is subjective, but some ugly faces show up regularly. Fuck that...

Holy fucking hell, I just popped a massive boner.

I get it @Rude, it's gay. But what I don't get is why?

What the fuck is even this thread? All y'all just licking each other's buttholes reminiscing about the time such and such did such and such. Oh, Megan Fox is a dog.

What is this faggotry?

This thread is Crazy Sexual Experiences. So, I'm going to pull out and wait for everyone to share.

But...

You guys are fun. I can keep this up all day.

I'm sure that I have no idea what that means. Maybe you can expand on that idea.

No, I just like fucking with people. I don't give a shit one way or the other. Thanks for responding.

Doggy? Now, that's funny!

Involuntary participant is not the same as involuntary celibate. I had sex with pros for the convenience. The crazy part isn't the person. Plus, I'm a good looking fit man who has never had a problem getting laid. I love women and take care of their needs. I think that you are the cutest little...

edit. toes fucked? A Pussy on your toes? Or a Dick fucking your feet? Feet sex is also not crazy

Now we're talking... Ducking in public isn't "crazy" toes ducked?

Oh, and another another thing... Fucking a cricket would actually live up to the name of this thread. So. Post something good, or STFU. My jackoff story was better than anything you've said.

Oh, and another thing... I am willing to take a lot of insults. I'm good with inept, no big, but incel I have never been. I have banged my share. When times were as hard as my dick for getting pussy, I was not above paying for it. I've fucked all over the world. Incel, I am not. That's hitting...

Says needledick the bigfucker, post something crazy besides walking in on your mom taking my Dick in her ass

Let this thread die, lamest bunch of assholes

Sooo much nicer before the disgusting fake basketball tits and the "i gotta be a skeleton diet". I'm not sure that I could bang her (given the opportunity to) now. She is repulsive.

I like and have fucked feet to completion. Sucking toes, smelling them as long as they aren't dirty or over aromatic is good for me. Is that as crazy as it gets on this thread? Holy shit, I thought that a few of you were actual men. What the effing eff?

She looks every day of it.

Your name puts me to sleep. Then, I dream of falling down a staircase.